tl;dr (to be updated if anyone has an example for 5)
1. phil's fear mongering about I MIGHT LOSE MUH HOUSE AND MUH JOB
2. late night gin drinking, I DIDNT RAGE QUIT.. I BORED QUIT
3. I HAVE DEPRESSION, IM STRESSED FROM DUH DETRACTORS
4. OTHER STEEMERS ARE SHILLS
5. [can't think of anything but it does sound like something phil would do]
6. phil only talks positively about something if he thinks it helps him look PAHSITIVE to help keep angry people off his back.. he didn't really care about people with disabilities playing vidya, he just needed a random topic to show the world that he's really nice and the hate is unfounded
7. the most gratitude he has ever shown was to a fake donation
8. hour long prestreams about his problems.. DAILY
9. MUH PARENTS DIDNT GET ME MUH WOLVERINE TOY
10. doesn't enjoy music, games only exist to make him money, and TV is something to do while he guzzles gin
11. hour long prestreams talking about himself
12. MUH 4TH PLACE WIN, MUH WOLVERINE TOY
13. and by reform phil thinks of "make mindless maid"
14. phil goes out of his to let you know whatever is on his mind, regardless if it's needed or not, and it's 99% negative