- Joined
- Jul 31, 2014
Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread
- Thread starter DeagleDad420
- Start date
-
Want to keep track of this thread?
Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
Create account
- Status
- Joined
- Feb 15, 2013
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2014
I think the gravity of what might have actually happened is finally registering in Jace's brain.
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2013
Unless you're Hannibal Lector you're not allowed to use the word "oodles". It makes you sound silly.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
Oh. Okay, how about "gobs"? As in - 'There's gobs of people pretending to be a retarded lazy-eyed Massachusetts boy-man. Gobs, I tells ya!'
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2013
How about "copious amounts". It makes you sound more intellectual.
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2014
Eli probably died and you're telling this dude how to pretend being smart online.
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2014
At least he died a hero. Now if Commander Stryker buries the Xbone with him he can play it with his 72 virgins while rocking out to Nickelback.
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2013
Why would Jace waste a perfectly good XBONE by burying it?
- Joined
- Jul 31, 2014
He said he would do it in his honor actually. Surprisingly he's not a complete piece of shit. Not that he will, but he meant it! Really!
- Joined
- Sep 18, 2013
eli will also be honored with the "The Journeyman Toker's Award" which is a medal made from bottle caps, gold leaf, and paint. and a 21 bb-salute.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/502104653895847938
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2013
Jace can't afford to fly Eli home but he can afford knives and brag about how much money he's making on streams. Nice.
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2014
"Ummmm Sorry Eli I dipped into your rescue fund so you are going to be there longer then planned. What don't get mad at me bitch I needed more Gamer Fuel because Tyce went full retard and ruined it all. My Mom kicked me out and I'm still trying to save you now get to Gaza or I'll leave you to die. Oh yeah check out these sick knives I bought for me and Tyce, Tahhaaaa yeah they are sick right. WOOOOWWWW Eli I'm commander Stryker you can't talk to me that way, I'm the commander I'm the commander I'm the..." How I figure the next Jace Eli call to go.
- Joined
- May 21, 2014
Reminder: Eli has been marooned in Israel for an entire month, and the situation in Gaza is getting much worse with Hamas back to firing dozens of rockets a day at Israel and Israel responding with missile and air strikes.
And Jace is spending Eli's plane ticket money... on toys.
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2013
At this point, Eli is completely boned.
That is all.
That is all.
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2014
If Eli ever gets back to the states....
"The ass-kicking has completely covered the eastern seaboard, and is currently funneling straight towards Jace. If you're within fifty miles of Jace at the moment, TAKE COVER. I REPEAT. TAKE. COVER. Now back to Tom with sports..."
The only problem is Eli is inherently too stupid to give Jace the through womping he deserves.
"The ass-kicking has completely covered the eastern seaboard, and is currently funneling straight towards Jace. If you're within fifty miles of Jace at the moment, TAKE COVER. I REPEAT. TAKE. COVER. Now back to Tom with sports..."
The only problem is Eli is inherently too stupid to give Jace the through womping he deserves.
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2014
The question is: does Jace know this? I mean, Eli's already revealed he knows to aim for the lazy eye...
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2013
Since Jace hasn't remembered to buy Eli a ticket back home, I seriously doubt that is going to be a problem. Of course, he can always go to the US Embassy if all else fails, but I do not believe that is going to happen.
- Status