Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[WWWWolf]

Combat Jack.

"Remember, proper capitalisation is very important. For example, consider the difference between the sentences 'I helped my squadmate Jack off the battlefield' and..."
...okay, it doesn't really work... *goes to sulk in the corner*

 

[KingofManga420]

Is this day 24? I was keeping a counter but I lost track.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He could bring Jace a boar's heart and say it was the Prime Minister's.

So that makes Tupac, Jace, and Eli into Snow White, the evil Queen (either version), and The Huntsman, respectfully.

 

[ParkourKitten91]

I he really still there? I can't imagine it.

Is he just like a homeless guy in Isreal now?

 

[DeagleDad420]

I he really still there? I can't imagine it.

Is he just like a homeless guy in Isreal now?

He's staying at hostels and shit playing Runscape 5 hours a day and downloading Nickelback albums from secret Muslim sites whenever he works up the ambition to go outside.

 

[KingofManga420]

He's staying at hostels and shit playing Runscape 5 hours a day and downloading Nickelback albums from secret Muslim sites whenever he works up the ambition to go outside.

But is he jacking off ok?

 

[Pikonic]

He's staying at hostels and shit playing Runscape 5 hours a day and downloading Nickelback albums from secret Muslim sites whenever he works up the ambition to go outside.

Doesn't he have parents who were supposed to find out what happened after 2 weeks or something?

 

[Varis]

So that makes Tupac, Jace, and Eli into Snow White, the evil Queen (either version), and The Huntsman, respectfully.

The black guy gets to play Snow White. That's beautiful.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The black guy gets to play Snow White. That's beautiful.

I know.

 

[ParkourKitten91]

A soldier knows how to find the right material for masturbation:

 

[Fredegunde]

I just finished reading through this thread, and I'm right on the border between fascination and horror

like

How is this actually happening in the real world?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Doesn't he have parents who were supposed to find out what happened after 2 weeks or something?

If Eli was your kid, would you really miss him? For all we know he probably got kicked out of his parents house like Jace and Tyce.

 

[MerriedManJr]

He's staying at hostels and shit playing Runscape 5 hours a day and downloading Nickelback albums from secret Muslim sites whenever he works up the ambition to go outside.

Yeah. That sums up my semester abroad pretty well, too.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

How is this still going on? I don't understand. Is Jace refusing to buy a ticket until Eli gets proof that all his delusions are true? How is Jace reacting to the fact Eli isn't going into Gaza? Is he okay with it as long as Eli is downloading the encrypted files? There used to be a clear goal and that was Eli getting into Gaza. What is it now?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

How is this actually happening in the real world?

Someone didn't wear a condom.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Someone didn't wear a condom.

No that's Chris.

 

[XYZpdq]

No that's Chris.

It's a lot of people.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

No that's Chris.

Why would Chris need a condom?

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's a lot of people.

Why would Chris need a condom?

But only Chris is an "unplanned miracle"

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

But only Chris is an "unplanned miracle"

Chris is not special. Chris is not a beautiful and unique snowflake. Chris is the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.