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Eli has already gotten farther than I think anyone thought he would. Every time we think this is it he's done he just keeps going. He's gonna kill the prime minister go to a hash joint to celebrate and find Tupac.
 
hurrhurrhurr said:
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Woke up to this tweet on my phone. I'm going to have to go back through this thread and see what I missed so far.
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We're going to see a headline of this sort, in Eli's future:
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The is it, the Spergerdämmerung - or Spergnarok - is upon us.

And once he neared the Gaza wall,
Stoned Eli tried his best to find
A merchant, with his islams all,
To buy a weapon of such kind
To kill the Palestine PM
But finding none, he had to use
The 'crossbow' Jace had made for him,
And hope his life he would not lose.
 
Guys, something seems to be wrong with my cable. I am not seeing any of this on CNN.

Pls help.
 
He's building himself a giant steel rod to polevault over the Gaza wall with as I type this. I just hope he clears the mines and the razor wire as well.
 
Black Sonichu said:
For nearly two weeks. And in a foreign country that is becoming a serious conflict zone.

He should just tell Jace the mission was a success and come on back home.
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Maybe Jace was still busy rewinding his watch to relive that glorious 420 moment so that he didn't read that tweet. QUICKLY ELI! DESTROY THE EVIDENCE!

Well, bummer. Although it turning out that Eli was looking for the Palestinian Prime Minister in an Israelian grocery store is the kind of twist we should have expected. At least I can go to bed now.
 
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tehfolder said:
I agree, Eli could easily convince Jace that gamerfood and dicksquad are censoring the fact he completed the mission.
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What Eli should say: Team Gamerfood is in complete disarray. They're desperately trying to hold themselves together, and there's a lot of infighting now. Their head honchos are dead, and it's only a matter of time until the whole organization collapses under its own weight. They're trying to make themselves look strong, but I expect the whole facade to crumble shortly after I return to the states and get my XBone.
 
By the way, Eli made a first tweet where he said "an hour", deleted it, and then made a new tweet where it listed "like two hours". I didn't catch it, but I subscribed for sms updates because the lulz are too damn high:

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Meanwhile Jace is oblivious to all of this and so stoned it takes him six minutes to tweet out a single sentence:
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