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Fact: Al Gamerfood holds multiple illegal Operas to convert the jewish youth to radical Islam by subliminal song and dance.

Also it has stores and apartments and stuff so like it's basically Osama's Wal-Mart.
Al Gamerfood has a sweet crib! I'd convert in a heartbeat.
 
I googled "how many Islams can I get for a dollar."
My keyboard slapped me.
 
He called out the CWCki forums for watching him and managed to spell both cwcki and hadji correctly.
 
Relevant: He may think it's called "Islams" because the abbreviation for the Israeli New Sheqel is "ILS".
 
The hell he is. He's got a three day head start on Gamerfood, which is more than he needs. Eli's got friends in every town and village from Tell Avev to Iraghanistan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear. They'll never see him again. With any luck, he's toking up with Tupac already.
brofist for the Indiana Jones reference
 
My biggest concern for Agent 420 is that he'll end up drawing the attention of the authorities because he's walking around recording things.
 
I get the feeling Eli thinks Israel is a Muslim state.

If that were true, we wouldn't have this decades-long conflict in the first place.
 
Forgive me for being ignorant, but are Israeli police the torturing type?

Man, we better hope the police get to him and not the military. The IDF special forces are some of the most hardcore, brutal, and unforgiving motherfuckers on the planet. If he's luckier that an old man getting a boner without meds in a Vegas casino after winning the jackpot on slots, then the most that will happen to him is getting thrown into a prison camp to work the kosher mines for five years after having his ballsack exploded by some sick krav maga technique before being beaten to an inch of his life, waterboarded, and having bamboo splinters forced under his nails.
 
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