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The Dude said:
Or maybe Eli is taking a leaf from Tyce's book and she's a sped.
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I think Eli and Tyce are pretty close. Tyce calls special needs girls "easy pussy," so this is not impossible. It's actually rather possible, extremely possible. Probable, actually. Perhaps almost definite.
 
You know the saying "the way into a man'a heart is through his stomach"? Well the way into a woman's heart is telling her shes got pretty hair n shit and that you don't have all day for her.
 
It's very telling how Eli mentions Deagle Nation to impress a chick, instead of, you know, college n shit.
Soldier on, Eli. You've still got to make it back to the U.S. of A. before you can think about engaging in any trench warfare. :tomgirl:
 
OfflineCyberBully said:
It's very telling how Eli mentions Deagle Nation to impress a chick, instead of, you know, college n shit.
Soldier on, Eli. You've still got to make it back to the U.S. of A. before you can think about engaging in any trench warfare. :tomgirl:
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I tell girls I'm a Future Former Veteran Retired U.S Marine. It works everytime.
 
Firesharpie said:
Yeah, seriously, out of all the states you could choose, don't come here. We have nothing, it's dead nowhere's-ville.
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Not true. You have a barbecue sauce my family likes called "Blazing Rectum."
 
I had an OK Cupid profile but I deleted after I met the crazy SJW girl, so I would look for it but I don't feel like signing up at that site.
 
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