Operation: Methadone

[DragoonSierra]

Can you add a "Yes, but" vote Null?

Maybe make a false thread, with approved posters on it, to whip him into a frenzy? Like, not all about him, but more like an entire thread devoted to saying "Hey, ADF sucks ass, look at his friend here. This person is WAY MORE INTERESTING then Phil. Let's devote all resources to them and nuke the Phil boards." Then hide all related Phil content so he believes that we actually do think he isn't worth stalking any more. Say, his live in inebriate, we start a thread on him, with posters commenting on how they are way m9re interesting then Phil. Not being a target of the Farms anymore would drive Phil bugshit, as his entire life at this point is about how we bully him. If we look like we are taking that away, his entire reason for the Internet asspats will disappear, and he will melt down. Add to that his roommate or friend is getting the attention that he feels HE should have..... melt down on a Chernobyl level.

I say we make a thread for him in the lolcow board, and keep it public. People can choose to post there where he can see it, or on the sub where he can't. Also this way it looks like he lost the special treatment of having a secret sub. In his mind he'd go from the "scary evil trans we only talk about in secret", to just another lolcow.

But thats just it. Hed claim this as a victory over us like hiding the sub forum did last time. He will do anything to spin this in his favor.

The thing is, that's not what making the subforum private does. Phil can already see here, he has a sock that got somehow approved because he constantly mentions specific things.

In the past, Phil was known to screencap the forum and post it to his FB. I don't see why he wouldn't do that now if he still had access.

He doesnt have access. That sock got sent to Goodwill a while back.

 

[D.Va]

But thats just it. Hed claim this as a victory over us like hiding the sub forum did last time. He will do anything to spin this in his favor.

So what? "The Kiwis have hidden the board in which they make fun of me again" is such a Pyrrhic victory that who fucking cares what Phil says about it. You know that deep down he is salty as fuck about this board.

All he cares about is what his friends believe, so if you don't do this he'll still claim a 'victory' by writing another story about throwing a phone down a storm drain.

 

[bigshot]

Like others have said I think Phil is starving for attention.

Attention is the gasoline that fuels the fire of autistainment. Pour some high octane on the fire and watch it go. I think hiding the forum is what made him bland. Even a monkey is allowed to see the faces of its captors through the bars.

 

[Coldgrip]

So what? "The Kiwis have hidden the board in which they make fun of me again" is such a Pyrrhic victory that who fucking cares what Phil says about it. You know that deep down he is salty as fuck about this board.

All he cares about is what his friends believe, so if you don't do this he'll still claim a 'victory' by writing another story about throwing a phone down a storm drain.

That's the thing though, it's not really about what Phil feels, it's about him having a crutch to use and extract money from dupes. The "friends" who have been following him likely won't donate, or if they do it'll only be a little, but there's always a sucker out there and I'd rather deny him the chance to get more hipsterbux.

Maybe that's petty, but I find him at his funniest when either he's full-blown chimping or is desperately grasping at straws. Right now he's doing the latter and it's amusing.

 

[Goofy Logic]

That's the thing though, it's not really about what Phil feels, it's about him having a crutch to use and extract money from dupes. The "friends" who have been following him likely won't donate, or if they do it'll only be a little, but there's always a sucker out there and I'd rather deny him the chance to get more hipsterbux.

Who's going to give him anything significant? Even with a huge spike of hipsterbux because Kiwis, it will only be a one time donation, and it would just be a splash in the bucket even if Phil was smart enough to put it all in the back rent. This is Phil we are talking about, not Brianna Wu.

 

[Coldgrip]

Who's going to give him anything significant? Even with a huge spike of hipsterbux because Kiwis, it will only be a one time donation, and it would just be a splash in the bucket even if Phil was smart enough to put it all in the back rent. This is a Phil we are talking about, not Brianna Wu.

You'd be surprised at the amount of one-time suckers people like Phil can draw in.

See, it's been mentioned before but we're kinda the boogeyman to a lot of people. Some hipster sees a picture of an obviously mentally ill man calling himself a latino woman and screen shots of some obviously racist, misogynistic, transphobic shit-lords making fun of that poor mentally ill trans-POC and they'll gladly throw him some cash one time. Now they can feel like they've fought the patriarchy/racism/homophobia whatever and Phil gets to buy a couple more blocks of expensive cheese.

 

[Goofy Logic]

You'd be surprised at the amount of one-time suckers people like Phil can draw in.

See, it's been mentioned before but we're kinda the boogeyman to a lot of people. Some hipster sees a picture of an obviously mentally ill man calling himself a latino woman and screen shots of some obviously racist, misogynistic, transphobic shit-lords making fun of that poor mentally ill trans-POC and they'll gladly throw him some cash one time. Now they can feel like they've fought the patriarchy/racism/homophobia whatever and Phil gets to buy a couple more blocks of expensive cheese.

I should point out even during the forum privatization he posted screenshots of us talking about him from other threads and frequently name-dropped us to no effect. He's had commenters outright tell him to ignore us, but it's to the point hes just repeatedly screaming wolf.

If anyone was going to give him anything, they would have done it regardless of if we were in the background or not.

 

[piripiri]

Used to be a permission on vbulletin where could allow a usergroup see thread titles but when you clicked on the the threads you'd get a no permission message. Not sure if that made it over to xf but if you could implement that but leave the hover thread preview that would drive him insane imo.

 

[The Dude]

We've been told for a year or so how Phil is "close to a full-blown, thermonuclear chimp out" and it hasn't happened yet. I know my opinion doesn't count for much, but it would be nice to see SOMETHING happen. Videos of Phil stroking his cocktail wiener while making mewing sounds aside, he hasn't done shit in a long time.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I admit I'm confused as to what Phil did, or is supposed to be doing now, that he hasn't since the forum went private? Sure, he hasn't threatened to kill himself so he could weasel his way into a fellow troons house and have them shave his back, but that's not because of us. Otherwise he seems to be jiggling along the same paths he always has. What am I missing here?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Just make it public and full of fake trolling plans so Phil gets paranoid, then when he posts on Facebook about it, hide the forum again.

 

[ON 190]

I think that, if we do, we should only open up certain threads (if that's possible), like the Slingblade crossover thread. The bouncing and squeaking that would result from Phil reading Toren's twitter feed involving #analrips would be amazing.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Iirc, he fakes being asexual to keep Torn away from his cornhole, so...

 

[nad7155]

what Phil did, or is supposed to be doing now

Being the same piece of crap loser he will always be.

Nothing will change, it's just what we can see.

 

[AnOminous]

I admit I'm confused as to what Phil did, or is supposed to be doing now, that he hasn't since the forum went private? Sure, he hasn't threatened to kill himself so he could weasel his way into a fellow troons house and have them shave his back, but that's not because of us. Otherwise he seems to be jiggling along the same paths he always has. What am I missing here?

He threatened to kill himself less than a week ago.

 

[Taint'ed Love]

Iirc, he fakes being asexual to keep Torn away from his cornhole, so...

I think if anything Torn is more grossed out by Phil then Phil is of him.
I mean seriously would you want to do anything sexual with someone who doesn't even bath regularly?
Torn doesn't like Phil in any way, thats the reason he is always trying to find someone else and his twitter is evidence of that.

Spoiler: Phil and sex

I don't think Phil likes sex though, even going back to his time with Maria Pupo apparently sex only lasted a short period of time resulting in Phil crying during it. (I can't remember were I read that but it was here somewhere.)

However, he let Tweaker put a police baton up his ass, so take that with what you will, and he wanted Jordan to fig him.

So I think Phil isn't developmentally able to understand healthy relationships much less sexual ones.
And just does what he feels is "cool" and "edgy" for the time being.

 

[DragoonSierra]

So what? "The Kiwis have hidden the board in which they make fun of me again" is such a Pyrrhic victory that who fucking cares what Phil says about it. You know that deep down he is salty as fuck about this board.

Thats the point. With it private he stays salty as fuck and cant use it to his advantage. He would be happy if this board were open beacuse it would mean more donations.

I should point out even during the forum privatization he posted screenshots of us talking about him from other threads and frequently name-dropped us to no effect. He's had commenters outright tell him to ignore us, but it's to the point hes just repeatedly screaming wolf.

Those other threads barely had anything significant he could use. Hes only done that very sparingly. In fact i can only think of 3 times he did. Giveing him a whole separate board for him to use as oppression ammo would just be giving him money.

Used to be a permission on vbulletin where could allow a usergroup see thread titles but when you clicked on the the threads you'd get a no permission message. Not sure if that made it over to xf but if you could implement that but leave the hover thread preview that would drive him insane imo.

Not a terrible idea. It may make him even more upset. May need to keep the a logging out of the titles though.

I think if anything Torn is more grossed out by Phil then Phil is of him.
I mean seriously would you want to do anything sexual with someone who doesn't even bath regularly?
Torn doesn't like Phil in any way, thats the reason he is always trying to find someone else and his twitter is evidence of that.

Spoiler: Phil and sex

I don't think Phil likes sex though, even going back to his time with Maria Pupo apparently sex only lasted a short period of time resulting in Phil crying during it. (I can't remember were I read that but it was here somewhere.)

However, he let Tweaker put a police baton up his ass, so take that with what you will, and he wanted Jordan to fig him.

So I think Phil isn't developmentally able to understand healthy relationships much less sexual ones.
And just does what he feels is "cool" and "edgy" for the time being.

I personally think the Toren factor is a good reason to keep this board private. That situation is going to come to a head eventually and it would be better to not aggravate it.

 

[Maiden]

It seems like one of the main arguments people are having for keeping the board locked is that it'll fuel asspats and therefore donations... but Phil's constant bouncing and squeaking about the farms more often than not drives people to come see what the fuss is all about rather than keep them away.
Honestly I think if one of his few remaining asspatters comes here, reads the dirt on Phil, but still decides to donate to him... well, a fool and his/her/its money...

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Being the same piece of crap loser he will always be.

Nothing will change, it's just what we can see.

So you believe that opening the forum will increase the amount of things he posts?

He threatened to kill himself less than a week ago.

Exactly, my point is he seems to being doing the same shit he's always done, so what exactly does opening the forum get us? More bouncing and squeaking? More interaction with other troons? Some kind of different type of post?

 

[Goofy Logic]

It seems like one of the main arguments people are having for keeping the board locked is that it'll fuel asspats and therefore donations... but Phil's constant bouncing and squeaking about the farms more often than not drives people to come see what the fuss is all about rather than keep them away.
Honestly I think if one of his few remaining asspatters comes here, reads the dirt on Phil, but still decides to donate to him... well, a fool and his/her/its money...

This is pretty much the reason why the other professional victims and internet grifters go "The shadows of the internet are targeting me!" but never actually reveal the source of the shittalking: They know if someone got the other side of the story, they would lose them as their white knight and donation source.

On the other side of the coin, before this forum was locked, it was pretty obvious Phil wanted any kind of attention &/or was manipulating us by seeing what kind of outrageous stuff would get us talking. Someone actively baiting us around is no fun either.

I do like the idea of a limited access style of forum or have it unlocked for short bursts.