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"Federal courts also handle select civil cases. To qualify for federal court, a lawsuit must involve parties in multiple states and the plaintiff must seek an amount not less than $75,000. " imagine the toys Chris could buy with that. MLP poontang
 
Null said:
From: celtic king vercingetorix <goldendawnxnewage@gmail.com>
Subject: Concerning your commadore64...
To: christine@cwcville.us
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:17:00 -0400

The problem with your computer is that it's old as shit. The solution is a simple one: throw it in the trash, get in your car, drive to the store, and buy a $1200 USD gaming laptop that has much better games with realistic graphics.

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I apologize to the world for depriving the trollan community of such fucking wit.
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I don't know what annoys me more, the fact that he recommended Chris get gaming laptop or the fact that this person has confused Vercingetorix, a Gallic king who lead the Gallic Revolt in Gaul for a Celt
 
Steam Crow said:
Tbh I'd be unironically down to donate a few bucks a month to a patreon dedicated to helping chris's MORTGAGE situation. Like, giving guardianship to someone who will take that money and pay the mortgage and bills with it. If chris makes any extra money, he can buy whatever shit he wants with it.
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You know he has a Patreon, right? It's a stupid idea, but if you wanna give him toy money, go ahead.
 
Null said:
From: john Olson <jholson1030@gmail.com>

Josh Brandstad

ps My phone number is 515-346-4484 if texting works better for you.

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You didn't even change your fucking name on the fucking sender information.
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St. Paul, posts an Iowa phone number. Turns out, I'm in this area for a few months on a job. TURNS OUT, I did a few minutes of searching.
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Turns out, this guy is a bald piece of shit with nothing going for him. Who knew?
 
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From: Andrew BEal <gamerbronyxx@gmail.com>
Subject: c64 attacked by trolls
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:43:52 -0400

I was recently told about several trolls referring to themselves as the Phantom Troupe. The Phantom Troupe is planning on harming you and your Commodore. One of these trolls referred to himself Lamello. Lamello's real name is Shalnark, and he is trying to trick you into destroying your Commodore 64 by getting you to pour a liquid in it. The Phantom Troupe is also planning to sabotage your appearance at TooManyGames. I recommend you don't follow their instructions when it comes to C64 help, and you make a video to scare them away.

From,
Andrew
 
From: Lamello Deangallo <ldeagallon@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2018 09:41:43 -0400
Subject: Commodore 64 Help

Hi Christine! I noticed in your video the screen wasn't properly working,
this is often a result of poor connections. This can be fixed by pouring a
layer of a soda drink like Coke, Pepsi, etc. into your Commodore 64's
internals. This works because of the high amounts of calories combined with
the caffeine and sugar. Then, you need to power it on, and it will begin to
work properly again.

Love,
Lamello

Ps. You are so brave for standing up for transgender acceptance, and I look
forward to seeing your journeys with your female soul.
 
On Sat, Jun 16, 2018 at 11:57 AM, Null <null@kiwifarms.net> wrote:
Oh the Phantom Troupe huh. Inventive.

Chris is terrified. You've really trolled him. He's super scared of the Phantom Troupe and wants to ask Gamer Brony XX what to do.

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On Sat, Jun 16, 2018 at 12:26 PM, Andrew BEal <gamerbronyxx@gmail.com> wrote:
Who is this?

and whats wrong with being a brony/gamer?
 
Null said:
and whats wrong with being a brony/gamer?
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This is my total surprise that "gamerbronyxx" was an unironic e-mail address. In any other situation I would think that maybe they were making funny internet jokes, or choosing an address that maybe Chris would find more agreeable, but of course that's giving them way too much credit.
 
I like how those most to all of the senders of these hate e-mails to Chris are deviants, as if when you saw a hate e-mail to Chris there's a high chance that sender is a deviant himself.
 
Null said:
From: Lamello Deangallo <ldeagallon@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2018 09:41:43 -0400
Subject: Commodore 64 Help

Hi Christine! I noticed in your video the screen wasn't properly working,
this is often a result of poor connections. This can be fixed by pouring a
layer of a soda drink like Coke, Pepsi, etc. into your Commodore 64's
internals. This works because of the high amounts of calories combined with
the caffeine and sugar. Then, you need to power it on, and it will begin to
work properly again.

Love,
Lamello

Ps. You are so brave for standing up for transgender acceptance, and I look
forward to seeing your journeys with your female soul.
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More header information would be useful with these if available. You know, all that Received-From: shit.
 
Null said:
From: Andrew BEal <gamerbronyxx@gmail.com>
Subject: c64 attacked by trolls
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2018 11:43:52 -0400

I was recently told about several trolls referring to themselves as the Phantom Troupe. The Phantom Troupe is planning on harming you and your Commodore. One of these trolls referred to himself Lamello. Lamello's real name is Shalnark, and he is trying to trick you into destroying your Commodore 64 by getting you to pour a liquid in it. The Phantom Troupe is also planning to sabotage your appearance at TooManyGames. I recommend you don't follow their instructions when it comes to C64 help, and you make a video to scare them away.

From,
Andrew
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A guy who self-identifies as a brony in his e-mail name thinks this is some top-tier trollan with the one-two punch with the e-mail below. :story:

Clearly, OPL is gonna totally fall for this new Legion of Autism because it's NEVER been done to him before....
 
@zedkissed60 lol

Subject: Homeless Saga
From: FireGlitch <terrancelol76@gmail.com>
Return-Path: <terrancelol76@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2018 15:58:15 -0400

I'm pretty sure that no one would want to help you pay for the Too Much
Games event. Plus, don't you have more *IMPORTANT* stuff to do? Such as
helping your mom with your bank problems or even trying to fix your
parents' burned house.


I mean, the reason I know this is because there have been videos about you
and a *LOT* of videos too.


So if I say "*Christine Weston Chandler*", don't be shocked about me
knowing your full "*Transgender*" name(Even though, it's clear that you
*NEVER* had a sex change and instead cut your taint.).


And you know? Some people are trying to help you or even tell their own
opinion about you and what do you do? You treat them like shit. You treat
each and every person being nice to you like shit.


I'm not gonna be shocked if you tell me to "Kill myself" even though you're
a grown ass man saying that to a 15-year-old(me). I'm also not gonna
shocked if your mom dies and you have no one to live with.


If you came to *Georgia* and came to my apt door, I would just close the
door and fast too.


Now as an autistic person myself, I must admit, you *REALLY* like blaming
your Autism a lot... Look, asshole, just because you have Autism doesn't
you're not the good guy nor is it anyone or anything's fault for your dark
events.


You only have yourself to blame and no one else. If you told someone to
kill themselves, don't blame the person that was *ACTUALLY* brave enough to
talk to a crazy motherfucker like you(But then again, no one is as crazy as
YOU).

It's *YOUR* actions that make *YOUR* life a dark one.
 
Null said:
I feel a strong obligation to make token efforts to help him out
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Looking after him for the rest of his natural life isn’t what anyone could describe as a token effort. Once the 14BC is secure you can move in there as a full time career. It means you’ll get to follow after Chris at the conventions he attends picking up his shit with a little pooper scooper just like every good pet owners does.

We’re so proud of you, @Null.
 
@Null You’re doing Godbear’s work, my friend


Seriously though, it’s a pleasant change to see someone actually trying to do a nice thing... you don’t see that too often here.
 
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