OPERATION: Kingsnake

[Okkervils]

@Null I'm still a bit confused, what's the difference between Operation: Kingsnake and ween-hunting season? Like, why are these two emails getting a thread to themselves and not going somewhere else? Sincere question.

Just from the context, I'm under the impression that Null is actively screening Chris' email account for him and is leaking some of the shit that's sent in by idiots wanting to troll. A bit different from getting it second hand off Twitter and YouTube and there's probably more to it which warrants a new thread.

Plus, it's bringing out the morons here which is an added bonus.

 

[Null]

@Null I'm still a bit confused, what's the difference between Operation: Kingsnake and ween-hunting season? Like, why are these two emails getting a thread to themselves and not going somewhere else? Sincere question.

Ween hunting season is anything anyone sees. This is just for me, and I suppose for people to yell at me.

 

[Mr. 0]

I don't need appreciation from Chris to thoroughly enjoy seeing people like Jodi Munson and Michael Hirtes screech. Though, oddly, he is appreciative on a personal level. The dude's been nothing but nice to me and isn't making any demands.
He's not asking me for money, though, and he's open to doing things to make money that require his effort.

Hey, Dodo Brain! Thanks a Lump; YOU did NOT sign the Front of the Money Order that came in the BIG BOX. The bank is unable to DO anything with it. Contact your bank, or make out a new thing and US MAIL it to our Home Address at 14 Branchland Ct. - feeling pissed.

 

[repentance]

I'm gonna guess that more than one kiwi who's been trying to troll Chris is feeling a little anxious right now.

 

[Null]

From: celtic king vercingetorix <goldendawnxnewage@gmail.com>
Subject: Concerning your commadore64...
To: christine@cwcville.us
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:17:00 -0400

The problem with your computer is that it's old as shit. The solution is a simple one: throw it in the trash, get in your car, drive to the store, and buy a $1200 USD gaming laptop that has much better games with realistic graphics.

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I apologize to the world for depriving the trollan community of such fucking wit.

 

[ES 148]

That's possibly the weirdest name and email address I've ever seen

 

[Ms. Cegination]

From: celtic king vercingetorix <goldendawnxnewage@gmail.com>
Subject: Concerning your commadore64...
To: christine@cwcville.us
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:17:00 -0400

The problem with your computer is that it's old as shit. The solution is a simple one: throw it in the trash, get in your car, drive to the store, and buy a $1200 USD gaming laptop that has much better games with realistic graphics.

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I apologize to the world for depriving the trollan community of such fucking wit.

https://archive.fo/DKRZz
https://goldendawnxnewage.wordpress.com/

Hello internet, I’m a seeker of wisdom. I seek wisdom on a never ending quest towards enlightenment. I’ve always been an individual who has always loved to learn, and gain wisdom.
it’s fun, and there’s never a dull moment. I would introduce myself personally, but can one really be summed up as a name? Just call me “bubbles” . I’m the owner of this website where thoughts, wisdom, knowledge, and understanding of one another can be achieved.
you can also make posts, and talk about anything really. If you have a question, I’d be eager to answer to the best of my knowledge. e-mail: goldendawnXnewage@
gmail.com​

Doesn't seem like his quest has been very successful.

 

[Banh Xeo]

ITT:

Spoiler: First Episode

Spoiler: Second Episode

I like the outcome of this story, and would gladly help Chris with a small donation for some of the major events that will happen eventually. House, Barb, whatever legal case this is, etc.

 

[Pony Horn]

I'd like to see more of the dumber and angrier emails sent to Chris, please.

It's funny. Null knows more about Chris than Chris' shrink does so Null can probably help him more.

Not that it's the shrink's fault. If Chris doesn't tell the shrink something, they can't act on it.

But I just want to know who that person in KY is. I have a guess but I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.

 

[Jaimas]

It's why he knows who I am and trusts me to do this. I am completely free to drag these people through the worst muck and fluid said autistic person has.

There's a certain beauty that every single one of these brain trusts has been resoundingly outsmarted by Chris himself.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

From: celtic king vercingetorix <goldendawnxnewage@gmail.com>
Subject: Concerning your commadore64...
To: christine@cwcville.us
Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:17:00 -0400

The problem with your computer is that it's old as shit. The solution is a simple one: throw it in the trash, get in your car, drive to the store, and buy a $1200 USD gaming laptop that has much better games with realistic graphics.

---

I apologize to the world for depriving the trollan community of such fucking wit.

Woah, you don't throw a C64 in the trash. That right there is a majestic relic of PC gaming of an era long gone by. Also, gaming laptops are fucking garbage, so never buy them.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Woah, you don't throw a C64 in the trash. That right there is a majestic relic of PC gaming of an era long gone by. Also, gaming laptops are fucking garbage, so never buy them.

Anyone who buys gaming PCs instead of building one is a lolcow.

 

[AnOminous]

Woah, you don't throw a C64 in the trash. That right there is a majestic relic of PC gaming of an era long gone by. Also, gaming laptops are fucking garbage, so never buy them.

“Gaming laptop” is an oxymoron. And anyone who would say it unironically is a plain old moron.

 

[4Macie]

I don’t think some people get that the forums have helped Chris out before. What @Null is doing is out of his own kindness.

The forums were kind to Chris before when he needed it. Null must see a need for kindness now and that’s his own choice. He’s not saying “don’t laugh at Chris doing stupid things”. He’s saying “don’t be a shit stain literally damaging an autistic man”.

Null could give Chris $10,000 and what would anyone be able to do? Shit themselves and do nothing.

Can’t get you a prosecutor, but I’m sure I’m not alone in saying if you need anything else, Null, let a bitch know.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Chris has provided me 10+ years of entertainment. I dont agree with a lot of celebrities opinion or beliefs but I watch their movies or whatever because im entertained.
I dont feel like chris is any different. Its not something to brag about like some of the idea guys or trolls, but fuck it, chris is a big part of @Null's site so who cares. Plus its more entertainment for us.

 

[4Macie]

Plus its more entertainment for us.

This is a thing too. So one, Null's choices are bringing pure autistics out into the open. Two, let's think about it. Barb dies leaving Chris all alone. Eventually Chris would get fucked over (again apparently) and we would lose his autistic antics. At least this way, Chris gets some help and we ensure our favorite lolcow stays on the farm.

Chris does give us milk, sometimes... but mostly he's just that cute retarded cow the farmer lets his kid try and raise. Not worth a whole lot, but he's got that sentimental value.

 

[VoreDoggy]

See, a-logging requires an active effort and actually targeting someone directly. Me? I am but a mere spectator.


Someone is strangely unfamiliar with the concept of lurking

So you registered an account now that you've got the summer off to post? If you're a newfriend that's ok. I personally am a recent refugee from Reddit's dramasphere.

 

[Roachdog]

Chris seems a lot nicer than we give him credit for, i guess the fun now is the few weens and the fact they think theyre untouchable but rly arent

Hello hirtes

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Content is content. We’re getting plenty, just not from Chris lol

I guess that Jessica Quinn 2.0 sperging out is funny in its own way, but it's not the same type of humor as Chris curse-ye-ha-me-haing people in public. Will Chris himself ever be funny again?

 

[The Manglement]

I guess that Jessica Quinn 2.0 sperging out is funny in its own way, but it's not the same type of humor as Chris curse-ye-ha-me-haing people in public. Will Chris himself ever be funny again?

Chris has stayed more or less the same. The world has just gotten fucking weirder in the last decade. Stuff that used to get Chris massively mocked is now more or less normal for bronies and troons, and there are massively cringey autists making millions of dollars off Youtube and Twitch.