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I comment on the inconsistency obvious for all to see on the forums. Certain others line up to fluff the queen (or perhaps there's more to the story and things have to seem this way - who knows, this could all be some desperate play to dig for more content). Feel free to shower the guy with more money, just know that you forfeit the ability to insult anyone else with the way you choose to spend your days, lol.
 
Sooner or later all of these new white knights will give up once they realize Chris is an incorrigible lump. Everyone that tries to help Chris eventually runs into the brick wall. You give him 100% and he gives 0% and shows no appreciation. How long are you willing to keep that up for?
 
I think people forget how long Chris has been milked. People see the big C and they immediately get a twinkle in their eye, a glimpse at the abyss filled with Crayola fucking model magic and poorly constructed paragraphs and they start to salivate. Never have they seen a trash fire as large and juicy before, let alone one that seems to consistently deliver into digital vats for thousands of autists on the internet to gulp up to their hearts content. And they want in on the fun, not thinking about how much work something like trolling Chris in a way that he wouldn’t be able to pick up on (this is the most Trolled man in existence, he’s learned a little bit just from exposure), and finding a concept that is acceptable that doesn’t just seek to rampantly shit on Chris.
I’d like to point out that the best trollings that ever got thrown at Chris were mildly intelligent, and sought to highlight a flaw in Chris’ lifestyle. When you just yell at a child about pissing the floor, instead of explaining why it’s wrong, you look like a jerk.
 
Medley said:
Sooner or later all of these new white knights will give up once they realize Chris is an incorrigible lump. Everyone that tries to help Chris eventually runs into the brick wall. You give him 100% and he gives 0% and shows no appreciation. How long are you willing to keep that up for?
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I don't need appreciation from Chris to thoroughly enjoy seeing people like Jodi Munson and Michael Hirtes screech. Though, oddly, he is appreciative on a personal level. The dude's been nothing but nice to me and isn't making any demands.

It's just sort of like, "Do you mind if I handle your mail?" He agrees, then says thank you when he can check his inbox again and actually find useful emails instead of spam. That's not a dysfunctional relationship or white knighting. He doesn't know how to handle his inbox and the literal hundreds of emails he gets a day, I do, and he appreciates me fixing that.

People who hate Chris, who assume he's just some awful fucking cunt who deserves nothing, really need to get their heads checked. He's very entitled when it comes to money but that's because he doesn't quite understand the value of a dollar. He's not asking me for money, though, and he's open to doing things to make money that require his effort.
 
Xanax said:
Did Boogie threaten to sit on you or something lmao calm down :story:
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Who, me? Nah, ive got no problem with boogie. the guy is irrelevant to me. I just think it's a little weird how every other thread/section shows the same old Kiwifarms yet this section has turned into an online goodwill store. Even weirder that no one is willing to call this out.

Null said:
I don't need appreciation from Chris to thoroughly enjoy seeing people like Jodi Munson and Michael Hirtes screech. Though, oddly, he is appreciative on a personal level. The dude's been nothing but nice to me and isn't making any demands.

It's just sort of like, "Do you mind if I handle your mail?" He agrees, then says thank you when he can check his inbox again and actually find useful emails instead of spam. That's not a dysfunctional relationship or white knighting. He doesn't know how to handle his inbox and the literal hundreds of emails he gets a day, I do, and he appreciates me fixing that.

People who hate Chris, who assume he's just some awful fucking cunt who deserves nothing, really need to get their heads checked. He's very entitled when it comes to money but that's because he doesn't quite understand the value of a dollar. He's not asking me for money, though, and he's open to doing things to make money that require his effort.
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Do you realize this is what makes you a failure? Lol
 
I have generally avoided the Chris board for the last couple years because new information isn't consolidated and ends up buried in threads with 150+ pages. Unless it makes it to the CWCki, I don't know much about it. I understand Null is establishing a long-term plan to hopefully maintain Chris's housing into the foreseeable future after Barb's imminent demise, but I don't understand this talk of federal prosecutors and e-mails from random weens trying to contact Chris.

So someone bring me up to speed here: are we attempting to hold every random ween criminally liable or is this a follow-up to the mysterious incident Chris referred to last month where someone apparently gypped Chris out of a lot of money yet can't talk about?

Null isn't making shit up. Chris really is the most reliable person in his entire life. The hoard flourished because of Bob's complacence and Barb's persistence. Chris may accumulate toys but he is capable of setting limits for himself and his surroundings, even if his ability to doesn't exceed that of an 8th grader's. On his own, Chris CAN manage his daily survival routines at the most rudimentary levels. His biggest learning deficits (and the most troublesome) are financial and legal: the two things Null is trying to assist in.
 
Where does Nool get off helping somebody he has known for a long time who would otherwise be unable to take care of their finances following the passing of their mother? How dare Josh attempt to unselfishly improve the life of another human being? The real good guys here would rob Chris blind by calling him claiming to be debt collectors and then yelling “JUULAAYYY.”
/sarcasm

thegerm said:
I comment on the inconsistency obvious for all to see on the forums.
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There’s a portion of users that don’t check the Chris board, so it’s not really for all to see. Go hang out on the tumblr or BP boards if you want forum inconsistency. Or just fuck off. Either or.
 
thegerm said:
Nah, its spending money to piss off trolls and silencing whatever you wish. THAT is what makes you a failure.
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And alogging Chris makes you? A sad pathetic failure even worse than Chris or Null and looking to make your sad life better by hoping Chris does worse than you.
 
thegerm said:
Who, me? Nah, ive got no problem with boogie. the guy is irrelevant to me. I just think it's a little weird how every other thread/section shows the same old Kiwifarms yet this section has turned into an online goodwill store. Even weirder that no one is willing to call this out.
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Would you calm the fuck the down would ya. What do you find so wrong with people treating Chris like a normal human being?
 
thegerm said:
Who, me? Nah, ive got no problem with boogie. the guy is irrelevant to me. I just think it's a little weird how every other thread/section shows the same old Kiwifarms yet this section has turned into an online goodwill store. Even weirder that no one is willing to call this out.
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>registers in April 2018
>talks about the same old Kiwi Farms
:story:
 
Cthulhu said:
And alogging Chris makes you? A sad pathetic failure even worse than Chris or Null and looking to make your sad life better by hoping Chris does worse than you.
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See, a-logging requires an active effort and actually targeting someone directly. Me? I am but a mere spectator.

neural said:
>registers in April 2018
>talks about the same old Kiwi Farms
:story:
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Someone is strangely unfamiliar with the concept of lurking
 
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