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thegerm said:
Kiwifarms logic : boogie2988 is an obese cancerous tumor on society manipulating the masses on a grand scale and he should be shot

Also Kiwifarms logic : Chris Chan is an adorable precious fluffball and we must do all we can to ensure the spaces between his toes never become clammy because he's so damn lovable

oh dear god whatever you do please don't rate my post autistic or a.log, I would hate to have this forum's inconsistent logic ridiculed, that would just ruin my day
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This forum isn’t a single person, it’s a bunch of people with differing opinions. Lol calm down faggot.
 
Sounds like a lot of work that could be easily unraveled by the first con artist with magic beans whose willing to scam Chris face to fat face after Barb croaks.
 
thegerm said:
Kiwifarms logic : boogie2988 is an obese cancerous tumor on society manipulating the masses on a grand scale and he should be shot

Also Kiwifarms logic : Chris Chan is an adorable precious fluffball and we must do all we can to ensure the spaces between his toes never become clammy because he's so damn lovable

oh dear god whatever you do please don't rate my post autistic or a.log, I would hate to have this forum's inconsistent logic ridiculed, that would just ruin my day
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High key, this post is autistic and really try hard. We all know Chris is autistic and we chuckle at his continuous antics, but it gets boring and an overtly used gimmick to make fun of the man-woman-sheman and say "lol, look at this faggot; I am so much better than this faggot-- look at me, making fun of this faggot".

That gets annoying real fast and is extremely unfunny, much like how your post implies such "humor" with your comment on how Kiwi Farms "coddles" Chris apparently.

That's why people like Boogie and others are why we mock and "a-log" instead of Chris: they're extremely tryhard and trying to get their moment of fame in making fun of an autist-- which, come on now, is very fucking stupid. Chris-chan in of himself is just a natural lolcow, which, in the end, can't be help. These people on the other hand, is kind of a matter of autistic choice. Therefore, the "a-logging" is not being abused and overtly used on a singular person that everyone already knows is a complete, yet hilarious idiot.

Come on now, keep up fam.
 
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NULL CONFIRMED FOR BUTTFUCKING CHRISTINE.

How dare he call out other people's autism instead of Chris'.
 
Imagine making your entire twitter account about yelling at Chris.
Literally every hour on the hour tweeting either about him, Null, or KF in general. For several days, by the looks of it.
What a boring life this guy must have.
 
thegerm said:
Kiwifarms logic : boogie2988 is an obese cancerous tumor on society manipulating the masses on a grand scale and he should be shot

Also Kiwifarms logic : Chris Chan is an adorable precious fluffball and we must do all we can to ensure the spaces between his toes never become clammy because he's so damn lovable

oh dear god whatever you do please don't rate my post autistic or a.log, I would hate to have this forum's inconsistent logic ridiculed, that would just ruin my day
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Oh, blow it out your ass.
Woo, I'm gonna be edgy and alog Chris on the Kiwi Farms. There's a bit that hasn't been done to fucking death yet.
0/10, call us when you've picked through his trash.

I've no idea who the fuck boogie is, sounds like one of those minor threads 4 people give a shit about, but one of the key differences between Chris and most cows lies in intent. Most cows fit neatly into either "actively malicious headcase" or "attention whoring crybaby".
Chris, by and large, appears to content to simply be Chris. He's not looking for more attention that he currently receives, and he really doesn't seem to have a legitimately hateful bone in his body. He's weird and kinda goofy, but it's a harmless kind of weird.

I've honestly got a pet theory about telling how long someone's been in "Chris Culture" based on their attitudes towards him. You start out in the "I just read the ED/Cwcki" phase where you want to actively troll him, then you go A-log for a bit and embarrass yourself hating him, then you just kinda worry about the guy, and after a while, he's been a fixture so long that he becomes somewhat endearing, in his own way.
It's weirdly consistent, member to member.
 
DragoonSierra said:
no hes just a moron who hasnt had any real hardship in his life and it would be nice for him to finally feel some.
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I really don't know where you get off saying this, Chris has definitely made some mistakes and a lot of the bad stuff that's happened to him has been at least partly his fault, but the guy is legitimately disabled, he doesn't understand how to act with other people or how to discern their motives and it's lead to him being a target for people for over a decade now. At this point there's a whole legion of spastics out there dedicating ridiculous amounts of time to trying to maliciously fuck with him.
Whatever you can say about Chris you can't say he's never had any real hardship, your frame of reference needs adjusting if you think Chris hasn't had a hard time in life, it's like thinking somebody confined to a wheelchair is a pussy for struggling with a couple of steps.
 
Null said:
Here's a surprising fact: Chris is the most useful and competent person in his entire life. Everyone else is somehow completely useless.
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That’s sad as fuck. If you want to help Chris, that’s obviously on you. You’re an adult.

Most of us in the boards probably can’t help a lot, but I’m sure we’d be willing to pitch in for another care package type thing if you think the chandler’s could use it (and would use it).
 
I don't know what his financial situation is exactly at the moment, except that I know he gets money straight from Barb. I think she controls both her SS income and his SSD-I and pays him out an allowance.

I'm not probing into the money side of things at all until she's gone.
 
Null said:
oh man if only we had the salt mine

http://archive.is/TmYde

I am so happy to stomp and stomp and stomp on this pissy little anthill
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> Says KiwiFarms was behind GenoSamuel's account getting terminated
> The past 2 pages of the GenoSamuel thread on here have been people trying to find out who mass flagged his videos and showing support for him

Somehow despite the fact that he has no evidence to these claims and that there is plenty of evidence to disprove these claims, this is actually his most intelligent tweet, that is quite an accomplishment.
 
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thegerm said:
Kiwifarms logic : boogie2988 is an obese cancerous tumor on society manipulating the masses on a grand scale and he should be shot

Also Kiwifarms logic : Chris Chan is an adorable precious fluffball and we must do all we can to ensure the spaces between his toes never become clammy because he's so damn lovable

oh dear god whatever you do please don't rate my post autistic or a.log, I would hate to have this forum's inconsistent logic ridiculed, that would just ruin my day
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Did Boogie threaten to sit on you or something lmao calm down :story:
 
DragoonSierra said:
Feel better? No Im here to be entertained and Im just disappointed that the Financhu Crisis isnt going to end in a glorious fireworks show.
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It was never going to end in a glorious fireworks show. The Chris story was always destined to end with a wet fart.

What do you really think would happen if Chris were just left this way forever? Barb dies and then Chris cuts his hair, slips on The Classic and starts hanging out at PVCC with the Attraction Sign again? No, Chris would just announce it online and get some sympathy from some fans and an equal amount of vitriolic abuse from people who hate him for no good reason, and then one day you'd stop hearing from him forever and never find out why.
 
Honestly, I get wanting assholes like Nick Bate or Phil to have a worse life and to suffer.

But come on, guys: it's kind of a shitty thing to want a benign idiot to suffer. The guy is a classical village idiot: everyone in the village mocks him, but they don't try to make his life worse just because he's stupid.
 
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