🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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What gets me is that both Uber and Lyft allow the drivers to grade their passengers. This rating is also tied to the credit card on file to prevent abuse. I have absolutely no clue how any of these degenerates are able to get rides from these services.
 
Didn't take long for this degenerate's dick pics to get leaked. Looks to be in a hotel room and not in the RV (notice the piss stains on the ground per usual).


The resemblance is uncanny

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The dick pic reminds me of how Sam Roberts said his dick couldn't escape his foreskin, which could have cut the circulation off on his dick, leading to Sam deciding to get an adult circumcision.

If Blade ignores his foot, I guarantee he's gonna ignore his cock.
Imagine the smell if he pulled his foreskin back
 
What gets me is that both Uber and Lyft allow the drivers to grade their passengers. This rating is also tied to the credit card on file to prevent abuse. I have absolutely no clue how any of these degenerates are able to get rides from these services.

Blade usually lets them know he's a streamer and he keeps his friends idiocy to a minimum... usually. He also lets the driver know that he's 5 starring them and tipping them the same price as the ride. So if the ride is $24 they get a $24 tip and 5 stars.
 
What gets me is that both Uber and Lyft allow the drivers to grade their passengers. This rating is also tied to the credit card on file to prevent abuse. I have absolutely no clue how any of these degenerates are able to get rides from these services.
I do recall Ice Poseidon uber rating going as low as 4.3 stars and having trouble getting a ride so he had to tip them the fuck out to recover.
 
His current state was discussed on PKA. (Guys from the CoD community like Blade.)


...As he feels about many things he has done while drunk...
Even if you give him a drunk pass, all the shitty things he does while sober are more than enough to dislike him. The frequent littering, be it on the highway or in a national park, spitting anywhere indoors or out, putting out cigarettes on carpet or throwing them into the pool, etc...
 
The toe-licker streamsniper (Toe Andy) has gone nuts, he just quit his job live on YT and hes going back to the RV to become an official part of the cast, however he's on a sock puppet YT account because his original one is banned for 2 strikes and if his streamlabs gets banned he's done, I predict he's going to crash and burn on a time record, sure he's loved now but once he fucks up and the community turns against him he's not going to know what to do.

 
The toe-licker streamsniper (Toe Andy) has gone nuts, he just quit his job live on YT and hes going back to the RV to become an official part of the cast, however he's on a sock puppet YT account because his original one is banned for 2 strikes and if his streamlabs gets banned he's done, I predict he's going to crash and burn on a time record, sure he's loved now but once he fucks up and the community turns against him he's not going to know what to do.

TFW licking Blade's rancid toe drives you insane.
 
The toe infection has started secreting a psychedelic fungus that makes people lose all sense of reality.
I like to imagine a bunch of Amazonian Indians crowding around Blades toe, licking it, and getting high together off it.

Instead we get a skinny white kid who can't handle his drugs destroying his life from a single lick of the forbidden toe.
 
Blade has addressed the dog throwing incident multiple times, apologized profusely and clearly feels very bad about it. As he feels about many things he has done while drunk. Yet this one incident, obviously done out of extreme drunken confusion, blows your butt out? Methinks you are suffering from the same performative compassion as your friend I was addressing earlier (and no, Jack, I'm not "having you on") and have therefore failed to see the complexities of the specific situation. And why exactly did you have sympathy for Blade in the first place? He certainly isn't asking for it, and is objectively the definition of a man who made his own bed and is lying in it. Yes, we get it, you like animals, you are sensitive and virtuous, but you don't need to pretend that you ever gave a damn about Blade before he threw a dog.
Oh settle down, pompous new friend. The biggest performance in this thread is your newfag demonstration of based blase.

People don't like it when drunken assholes throw dogs (who knew?) and it's fairly common to denounce assholes who do it, regardless of how drunk they were or how much they apologized. And no one is wringing their hands over Brian's inevitable loss of foot or death. Rather, we're all expressing the sort of arm's length prurience that comes from watching dancing monkeys hit rock bottom over and over. Save your chiding for later - if anyone here is really sad when he finally rots to death, prance about and mock away. Until then, just remember that disliking animal abuse and feeling conflicted emotions about observing idiots kill themselves for pennies is not performative - it's simply audience reaction to the material performed for us.
 
Keemstar made an appearance in the Cold Ones channel and did a retelling of the groppening incident and his overall opinion of Blade (he still considers sober Blade his friend but disavows drunk Blade).

 
and leg hole.
i struggle with emotionally accepting that there is a dude out there with a leg hole, and money, which doesn't just go to the doctor and fix the fucking leg hole and stop poisoning his body. Like, at least transition into some other content, despite the negative reactions from the community, at least swap out the alcohol with *something which doesn't give you leg holes*. Like, Blade, my duderhino, my mayne, my dawg, do literally anything else but continuing to serve the leg hole.
 
Keemstar made an appearance in the Cold Ones channel and did a retelling of the groppening incident and his overall opinion of Blade (he still considers sober Blade his friend but disavows drunk Blade).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jULqTXf1ocw:2013
TL;DW summary:

-A huge fan proposes to his GF in front of Blade at a meetup because he's that big a fan, and she says yes.

-Blade later invites the now married couple to a livestreamed New Years Eve party.

-Blade gets drunk and gropes and makes out with his biggest fan's wife on stream.

-His biggest fan sees this and leaves the room.

-Blade proceeds to finger his biggest fan's wife on stream.
 
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TL;DW summary:

-A huge fan proposes to his GF in front of Blade because he's that big a fan, and she says yes.

-Blade later invites the now married couple to a livestreamed New Years Eve party.

-Blade gets drunk and gropes and makes out with his biggest fan's wife on stream.

-His biggest fan sees this and leaves the room.

-Blade proceeds to finger his biggest fan's wife on stream.

Starts at around 32:00.
 
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