🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Jack Awful said:
I'd be surprised if Blade got an amputation.

If he lacks the self awareness to prevent it from getting this bad, he lacks the self awareness to get it amputated.
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They don't exactly give you a choice. At some point he's going to be hospitalized with either alcohol poisoning or sepsis.

Nobody loves him so when he's brought in unresponsive or delusional it's going to be a surgeon's call and I guarantee they're gonna lop that bad boy off.

If he wants to continue to drink himself to death he should just get a DNR on file and say fuck it.
 
ModelCitizen said:
Blade and Bjorn made it to the RV with 3 other streamers, they are about to hit the road but that RV looks unreliable as fuck, Bjorn did a quick tour and its a complete rat's nest that most likely has bedbugs on it.

Update!

Blade passed out like always and a we got the clearest most high-def rotten toe footage ever.


The trip will last 2 weeks but I don't think that toe will make it.
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Jesus Christ weed is vomit suppressant and that toe pic still made me want to puke.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
I'm more surprised that (1) he's still alive and (2) how tf they're making money as IRL streamers. It can't be more than minimum wage.
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Simple: he and his buds are a literal human zoo. People don't give them money because their personalities or because they are funny, but because they are a literal circus show. Like throwing food at the animals of the zoo, people throw money at them to see more stupid and exceptional shit. It's like whoring but without the sex.
 
DogEatDogFood said:
Simple: he and his buds are a literal human zoo. People don't give them money because their personalities or because they are funny, but because they are a literal circus show. Like throwing food at the animals of the zoo, people throw money at them to see more stupid and exceptional shit. It's like whoring but without the sex.
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I get that but I'm surprised at the amount of money they get.
 
At this point it's not a matter of if, but when Blade will lose his leg.

Also for people wondering why he won't stop drinking when his leg is that bad, he literally can't.

Take it from a former drunk. When you are sweating, vision blurry, cant hold your hand straight enough to light a cigarette, watching the seconds tick on the wall while debating just putting a noose around your neck when trying to quit a majority of people say fuck it and just go back to drinking.

Also, if he stopped on his own I would give him four days, tops. Blade would have to be in a detox center and not a shitty one. Around the clock care, heavy medical dedication with constant supervision to make sure the detox didn't kill him.
 
Ol' Slag said:
At this point it's not a matter of if, but when Blade will lose his leg.

Also for people wondering why he won't stop drinking when his leg is that bad, he literally can't.

Take it from a former drunk. When you are sweating, vision blurry, cant hold your hand straight enough to light a cigarette, watching the seconds tick on the wall while debating just putting a noose around your neck when trying to quit a majority of people say fuck it and just go back to drinking.

Also, if he stopped on his own I would give him four days, tops. Blade would have to be in a detox center and not a shitty one. Around the clock care, heavy medical dedication with constant supervision to make sure the detox didn't kill him.
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I've heard of that, if a cop puts a severe alcoholic in the drunk tank then they're legally obligated to give them some booze to keep them alive. Unlike a heroin user where, the junkie may be in agony, they at least won't die from withdrawal. That's how that hot chick from That 70's Show died when she was 43.


RIP That 70's Show hot chick.
 
ModelCitizen said:
Blade and Bjorn made it to the RV with 3 other streamers, they are about to hit the road but that RV looks unreliable as fuck, Bjorn did a quick tour and its a complete rat's nest that most likely has bedbugs on it.

Update!

Blade passed out like always and a we got the clearest most high-def rotten toe footage ever.

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The trip will last 2 weeks but I don't think that toe will make it.
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Is that fucking cartilage?
 

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A few blurry shots of the toe last night. The first timestamp is much lower quality than last time zoomed in from across the RV, the second better but still not as good and the third is pretty decent quality but doesn't linger for very long.
 
This RV trip has been lame, Day 1 we got the toe update and Blade pissed the bed, Day 2 they made it so Santa Barbara but they got towed due to expired plates and went to a shitty motel, Day 3 they got the RV back and made it to San Francisco but nothing new, we got a shitty toe update and footage of Blade wearing his diapers.

Other than the RV trip organizer (Casey) trying to convince a random methhead to join the crew there hasn't been any real content.

For those wondering about Blade's income he generally gets $200-$350 on a regular night and over $400 on a "busy" night, he's also claiming that his toe is better and easier to take care than before.
 
Blade was shaving shirtless today. His upper body isn't look too good either.

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ModelCitizen said:
Blade and Bjorn made it to the RV with 3 other streamers, they are about to hit the road but that RV looks unreliable as fuck, Bjorn did a quick tour and its a complete rat's nest that most likely has bedbugs on it.

Update!

Blade passed out like always and a we got the clearest most high-def rotten toe footage ever.

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The trip will last 2 weeks but I don't think that toe will make it.
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Just when I think the pictures can’t get more horrifying...

I’m no doctor, but it looks like what is happening to his calf, ankle, and foot is pretty advanced lymphedema. The discoloration, crusty skin, and ulcers are a match, anyway. Here is an example from a web search. (This is NOT Blade, just a random person.)
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That toe is a nightmare. Am I looking at bone? How can modern medicine save that thing? All of the surrounding tissue appears dead. And not a drop of blood, despite it being a gaping open wound. There must be zero circulation going on there. This is really, REALLY bad.
 
Events from what I watched from tonight's stream:
- Blade got jealous Shooter got $550 and the first tactical nuke in a while
- Shooter admits that Blade doesn't like the 20k donation goal because it shows how much Blade really makes
- Blade got stream sniped by Bjorn 2.0 and they just went to Bjorn and spoke Danish (I think it was) to him, took a shot and left
- Bjorn still sick and chat was memeing he had the corona virus
- Blade was giving chicken andy alcohol and it was a big debate on if it was illegal or not (I'm going to guess it is if he's not 21)
- Blade looks jealous as Shooter kept getting donos that are suppose to go to him
- Shooter trolled blade and said Bjorn 2.0 gave them a fuckload of weed and $100 IRL donation (I think the IRL dono was real)
- Bjorn 2.0 went to the store to get Jaeger and came back with just trail mix
- Blade asked Bjorn 2.0 if he was gay and he got pissed because of the other dude that was with him when he first showed up
- Shooter was trying to get Bjorn 2.0 to get into a fight with Blade and Captain
- Bjorn 2.0 talked about hiding bicycles in Denmark while chicken andy and captain started to drunkenly fight each other
- While this is happening some girl showed up(They kept calling her lyricmoon and I saw people in chat call her menopause andy) and Shooter asked Bjorn to join the RV and replace OG Bjorn
-Menopause andy gave all of them gifts and they were opening them, from the looks of it it was mostly small stuff like snacks, soda and a towel
- Bjorn 2.0 started to rant about his YT channel (I couldn't find it but I didn't really search for it) and wanted to find his bicycle, he also called his friend a pussy
- Shooter and chicken andy started to hit each other with the towels while Bjorn called everyone in the room pieces of shit and talked about how he was both a cuck and a boomer

I had to check out after that but Bjorn 2.0 has more personality than all the ones on the stream normally and I don't know if there was a toe update because I was only watching from when Blade went live
 
Finally some decent content.
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That Bjorn 2.0 manchild was cringe as fuck, he couldn't hold his liquor at all, caused some property damage and started a ruckus that got everyone kicked out of the motel with a police intervention, at the end he got arrested.

Apparently scumbag Shooter stole money from the guy when he went with him to a nearby ATM to pay for the damage he made.
 
These streams are exceptionally hard to watch and after a few minutes I start to feel like I need to leave the room and shower despite not physically being there so thanks to those providing summaries.

I can almost smell the piss, beer and cigarette smoke although that smell is probably far worse considering the rotting cheese flesh and sickly sweet odor of partially metabolized hard liquor sweating out of several grown degenerates. That RV is an overcrowded Skinner box on wheels waiting to erupt from alcoholic insanity.

I honestly hope that they get help although I know that is unlikely to happen as long as they keep waiving around the selfie sticks for “donos”. Someone is going to get hurt or dead before this stops and I really don’t want to see that.

Who are these people that donate? Alcoholics/addicts looking for a bit of catharsis in an attempt to feel less fucked up themselves?
 
Mamillionaire said:
Who are these people that donate? Alcoholics/addicts looking for a bit of catharsis in an attempt to feel less fucked up themselves?
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Armchair sadists. Nihilists, perhaps. Maybe even people who aren’t fully capable of grasping that this is reality. I just used a lot of words when I simply could have said, “sick people.” There are people who throw cash at bums to watch them fight, and to laugh. People paying a man to accelerate his body rotting away is a new one for me, but perhaps there is some appeal in that for them. I guess this is a double-feature train wreck to watch of the streamer and the ”fans.”
 
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