🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Ulex said:
Maybe I'm being a little pedantic but he's not a " failed call of duty streamer", OP. He was a successful call of duty streamer. I think the way you wrote it makes it seem like he tried to be a CoD streamer and failed which is wrong. It's everything else( including life) that's he's failed at.
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I agree, it should be 'fallen' CoD streamer if anything.
 
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Over/Under on how much time his foot has?

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Imperial Guardsman said:
A leg update from Jim's twitter, his leg as expected has gotten alot worse.


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We also got a video clip from the same stream (I think) of him yelling at some thot with danger hair for being a "thieving bitch because the "thieved cigarettes" though the thing I noticed in this video is at 0:27 if you look at his arm, I am not sure it it is lighting or dirt of the beetus but that arm discoloration is something to check up on.
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“I am filthy. I am riddled with lice. Hogs, when they look at me, vomit. My skin is encrusted with the scabs and scales of leprosy, and covered with yellow pus. A family of toads has taken up residence in my left armpit and, when one of them moves, it tickles. Mind one of them does not escape and come and scratch the inside of your ear with its mouth; for it would then be able to enter your brain. In my right armpit there is a chameleon which is perpetually chasing them, to avoid starving to death: everyone must live. My anus has been penetrated by a crab; encouraged by my sluggishness, he guards the entrance with his pincers, and causes me a lot of pain.” Lautreamont, Maldoror.
 
Yeah there is a few things wrong with this thread including "misinformation" because people get their news from metokur and not the actual source. The initial post starting the thread is ok but is missing some things and has added in unnecessary things.

Like years ago while he was still a CoD streamer Blade gets super drunk while getting his call of duty black ops midnight release. He acts retarded and foolish and even weirds out a girl thinking he is hot shit because he is a CoD streamer. If you never seen this video its fucking hilarious and at 2:00 mins in you can see that he has always been a creep with women.


So in my previous post about Blades humble beginnings as a CoD streamer while riding that sweet youtube monitization train. Adpocalypse hits forcing our boy blade to branch out into Streaming.

Here is a nice compilation of Blades trials and tribulations as a twitch streamer, He coined "DrunkStream". This is a strange and oddly homo erotic segment of the Blade just before his transition into IRL streaming where sexual assaults on intoxicated groupies become a more prominent staple in his behaviour.


Also our boy Blade is one hell of a dancer. Who says white men got no rhythm as Blade completely dominates this epic dance routine and showing us what it truly means to be great. It's mentioned at the end of his dance number that he quit smoking and drinking and will use this experience to better himself for the future. Astounding!

 
Imperial Guardsman said:
A leg update from Jim's twitter, his leg as expected has gotten alot worse.

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We also got a video clip from the same stream (I think) of him yelling at some thot with danger hair for being a "thieving bitch because the "thieved cigarettes" though the thing I noticed in this video is at 0:27 if you look at his arm, I am not sure it it is lighting or dirt of the beetus but that arm discoloration is something to check up on.

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Jesus fucking christ, that's almost looking necrotic, heck it might already be necrotic! If it doesn't show any signs of improvement he's gonna need an amputation at the very minimum.
 
TheFloor said:
Blade is going to die. He doesn’t appear to be close to anybody who cares about him. Even the most non-sarcastic superchats sent to Blade last night asking him to seek immediate medical help were answered with, “Fuck you.” He’s pushing everybody away. MAYBE Ethan Ralph and Metokur lighting up Twitter about this will get his attention, but I seriously doubt it.

Right now he’s in a nest filled with raging alcoholics who seemed okay with a drunkenly ill Bjorn on the floor puking blood, then pounding beers immediately after. They don’t care that Blade could die on them at any moment from blood poisoning, a heart-attack triggered by the infection, fall into a diabetic coma and never wake up... His toe could fall off during a stream and they’d all solicit donation dares to stick it up their butt.

This man is beyond saving.
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He's probably ok with dying at this point. Or at least drunk enough to not care most of the time. It's really not that tragic or unusual. Some people just ruin themselves and wallow in their failure, it happens all the time. He never seemed like a particularly great guy or anything so this may very well be his version of living his best life, as horrific as it may seem to you.
 
ScamL Likely said:
He's probably ok with dying at this point. Or at least drunk enough to not care most of the time. It's really not that tragic or unusual. Some people just ruin themselves and wallow in their failure, it happens all the time. He never seemed like a particularly great guy or anything so this may very well be his version of living his best life, as horrific as it may seem to you.
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Obviously. If your legs are rotting before your eyes and you're still carrying on like he does then it's obvious he doesn't care. At this point he most likely just wants to die.
 
Imperial Guardsman said:
I think he was to far gone way before the RV trip, his last real shot was probably a year ago around the Hawaii trip (and I'm being :optimistic: with that) because by the time Ice, Keemstar (one of his closest friends) and Andy Milonakis staged the intervention for him in the Ice's fail mansion in March of last year he was already to far gone. If he is ever sober enough to go to a doctor to get his leg and foot checked out than maybe he might get a wake up call but at this point he will refuse to go to a doctor and I don't even know if he could get sober enough for the danger he is in to actually sink in. Maybe if he gets a DUI and has to go into a treatment facility as part of his sentencing for a while to detox and sober up enough he could get it but that seems unlikely. I want there to be hope for him but if he doesn't want to accept help there isn't much hope for him to save himself.

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Blade went to the ER in November or December at which point he was told he would have to choose between alcohol and saving his toe/foot.

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He was back to drinking within 2 weeks.

You can't expect to get sober AND sign a lease with other alcoholics.
 
Just think...In An alternate reality blade is doing motivational speaking, releasing CoD themed workout/dance videos, and hanging out with Joey fatone during IRL streams...maybe even a My Big Fat Greek Wedding appearance for ya boi...now it’s just a big, fat appearance...and good luck dancing in a wheelchair.

And even when he’s on the wagon and in the middle of a dance routine he’s still handsy...also since I haven’t played armchair doctor yet...I think it’s kidney failure...purely based on knowing a dude with similar spots from kidney issues.
 

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Fuzhou said:
I'm shocked that Blade's Leg Puss isn't somehow the reason they are getting shitcanned.
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This eviction is Blade's last chance to save his leg and his life.

If he gets another place with OG Geezer or any heavy drinker he's dead.

He's currently live and 9 shots deep, that leg is gone by the end of the year. He has no insurance so the prosthetic he'll receive is going to be awful.

He went into a liquor store and somebody flashed their tits so now the conversation is about his incoming ban.

edit: Two people fighting broke a window in the house, they're moving out tomorrow
 
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RickWhiskey7 said:
Just think...In An alternate reality blade is doing motivational speaking, releasing CoD themed workout/dance videos, and hanging out with Joey fatone during IRL streams...maybe even a My Big Fat Greek Wedding appearance for ya boi...now it’s just a big, fat appearance...and good luck dancing in a wheelchair.

And even when he’s on the wagon and in the middle of a dance routine he’s still handsy...also since I haven’t played armchair doctor yet...I think it’s kidney failure...purely based on knowing a dude with similar spots from kidney issues.
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Forgot the best angle in my post.
 

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The first stream after the leg is gone is going to be bizzare, I want to see how fucked up is the other foot, is it beyond salvation or could be saved?
 
LemmeSee said:
Where is he streaming these days? His channel on youtube hasn't had anything for a month or so.
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On his channel but he deletes the VOD's, there's always more than one person that streams with him and keeps the stream going when he stops.

Looks like they have been having fun this weekend, Blade pissed himself on the couch and the Attila leech got his ass beaten twice.

Fun fact every time Blade pisses himself he just goes to sleep like that not bothering to take a bath until the next day.

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Fuzhou said:
I'm putting a bet that the leg is either going to rot away or be cut off by the end of July.
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The way they neglect themselves in that house I'm giving it a 50/50 he loses the leg or outright dies. It's only a matter of time before one of the holes goes septic and they mistake the early signs for a bad hangover.
 
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