🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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rnad said:
So blade has nowhere to stay, geezer won’t let him stay for more than just today, blade might go back to seattle now since there’s nothing for him in vegas. He was already planning on leaving sunday and might just push the date up to today. Vegas arc could be over but I hope not, he might just book another place and figure it out hopefully.
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High roller suite, dood. Figured it out.
 
Jace on ice said:
Now I kinda wanna replay Fallout New Vegas with the Blade build. What should my stats be?
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Charisma should be very low to simulate "nigger youre poor die in a fire can you squirt a lil bit"

Agility 0 to simulate the stump.

Endurance should be maxed out eventually because this fucking dude can just pass out, get transported to the hospital and not remember shit and go right back to drinking immediately. He's like a fucking GTA character.

Perception should be very low, but give him some points in intelligence so he can figure it out a lil' bit.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
Charisma should be very low to simulate "nigger youre poor die in a fire can you squirt a lil bit"

Agility 0 to simulate the stump.

Endurance should be maxed out eventually because this fucking dude can just pass out, get transported to the hospital and not remember shit and go right back to drinking immediately. He's like a fucking GTA character.

Perception should be very low, but give him some points in intelligence so he can figure it out a lil' bit.
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I would say intelligence low but perception high. Blade is very aware of what is happening to him and around him. He knows/does just enough to keep it going.

Edit: You can also immediately cripple your leg
 
Jace on ice said:
Now I kinda wanna replay Fallout New Vegas with the Blade build. What should my stats be?

Luck is 10 for sure.
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40 points to allocate:

S-3 (has to lug his weight around, will atrophy soon)

P-5 (spottin' J-cuppers and PERSONS takes decent eyes)

E-10 (self-explanatory)

C-5 (the jaeger-debuff will lower it, but he does have a way with people)

I-5 (he figured it out)

A-2 (your leg has been crippled)

L-10 (amazing luck, genuinely doesn't make sense that he isn't hit more)
 
Jace on ice said:
The funny thing about "I'll just figure it out dood." Is that he kinda sorta unironically did.

By his (low) standards the Vegas arc was a success and he avoided dying or ending up in the drunk tank with no legs.
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“I’m gonna figure it out in Vegas dude” was always code for getting litty, doing some firesales, collecting donos, hitting the slots and maybe finding a streamer to collab with and a place to stay. It’s one of Blade’s older copes because he’s done this before. Back in 2023/early 2024 he went to Vegas to try and make his big break but that was a total flop that was full of nontent.
moocow said:
lol modern slot machines are such hot garbage. People getting suckered into them is proof we're doomed as a species.
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All the flashing lights and pretty colors are brainrot for boomers and it’s gross how they’ve been designed to be as addicting as possible.
 
Agares said:
All the flashing lights and pretty colors are brainrot for boomers and it’s gross how they’ve been designed to be as addicting as possible.
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Don't forget having the machines having a well known IP on it.
Those old fuckers will spend money on a machine if it has Willy Wonka on it.
"me know what that's from. Me spend money now"
ngl seeing blade scoot around on his little potty screaming "WANKA NIGGER!" make me smile
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
Don't forget having the machines having a well known IP on it.
Those old fuckers will spend money on a machine if it has Willy Wonka on it.
"me know what that's from. Me spend money now"
ngl seeing blade scoot around on his little potty scream "WANKA NIGGER!" make me smile
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Gamblers always pick a favorite slot machine like they’re not all rigged to drain their money.

“WONKA NOW, NIGGER!”.

And the flashing lights and sound effects of Frankenstein are mesmerizing to Lit Romney.
 
Agares said:
Gamblers always pick a favorite slot machine like they’re not all rigged to drain their money.

“WONKA NOW, NIGGER!”.

And the flashing lights and sound effects of Frankenstein are mesmerizing to Lit Romney.
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his new "IT'S ALIVE!" autistic stim is making me smile
 
The “custody battle” over Blade when he was barely cognizant was funny for like 5 minutes but then the arc kind of dragged on into generic IP2 drama. Unbecoming of the hype. Blade just wanted to go home and sleep a little bit.
 
Agares said:
The “custody battle” over Blade when he was barely cognizant was funny for like 5 minutes but then the arc kind of dragged on into generic IP2 drama. Unbecoming of the hype. Blade just wanted to go home and sleep a little bit.
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Yeah, I missed it last night so catching up here made me hate geezer even more. What a retard.
“Save my friend cash cow, or fight a couple zoomers? Fight some kids and make it all about me me ME!”
 
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