🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Mundane Ralph said:
Did blade have court today? He just rolled over, looked at his phone, said "oh no" and ended the stream. He looked pretty bothered. Might've missed his zoom call.
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Checkout at 11am it’s currently 10:13am so he has overslept and will be in a rush sorting all his shit out for today. He needs to rent the scooter again, presumably shower / wash the hoof, move his belongings to geezers spare room ect
 
Mundane Ralph said:
Did blade have court today? He just rolled over, looked at his phone, said "oh no" and ended the stream. He looked pretty bothered. Might've missed his zoom call.
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When he first got to Vegas he did mention that he had to go back to Washington for court IIRC.

Rustybuttons said:
“Everything hurts… blah blah blah… you guys don’t want that.. viewers don’t want that… what am I doing dood..”
Ur weird figure it out ayo
“Tired of fuckin’… runnin’ and hustlin’ dood…”
That’s the problem. He sees this as hustling lol. It’s a mindset that I’m afraid will never cease.
“I’m tired.. I’m just tired dood.. I’m tired of scrambling.. when I moved in to take care of my mom, I was at peace, dood…”
Well, call me a betting man, but it may be the isolation and depression catching up to you now that you’re totally and utterly alone. No mommy to complain about, or yell at you, no girlfriend bitching and moaning. You’re entirely left to your own devices, and at first it may come off as a relief and party time, but now it’s sinking in. There’s no one to TRY to save you anymore. Or care.
TTS states the obvious-
“I know dood I know… I get it.. I get it dood.. like.. I don’t wanna stay in the hospital for fuckin’ ever, dood.. like.. I don’t wanna do that, dood…”
It’s like a baby throwing a temper tantrum because they don’t wanna eat their mush peas, but they also don’t wanna bite anything because they’re teething and it hurts.
Growth hurts. Fixing shit, getting better, doing what you gotta do, it isn’t easy. But you reach a point where it’s the only option. You can say you know and get something all day long until your face is purple, but until you’re fed up enough to do something about it, words are just sounds. You just do it. He wouldn’t have to stay in a hospital forever if he actually put a singular ounce of time into himself. Imagine the possibilities. Hell, just 5 minutes a day of doing something would leave him feeling and looking unrecognizable.
Or, you figure it out dude ayo ur weird n word ur a faggot firesales?
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Aside from the general principle that lolcows don't change, Blade has the classic addict problem where he has dug himself into an incredibly deep hole. He has nothing and nobody to live for besides getting litty. He doesn't seem to be interested in doing anything else. That foot is already gone, at minimum, it's just a question of when he is eventually forced into a hospital for amputation.

If he was "at peace" being offline, sober, and taking care of his mom, then why is he out doing this shit in Vegas again? Because being "at peace" is boring to him. He has no reason to live and nothing to look forward to besides litty streams, so just existing "at peace" is hollow. The level of mindset shift he would need in order to actually change from where he is now is so massive, there's just no way he can manage it.
 
gang weeder said:
The level of mindset shift he would need in order to actually change from where he is now is so massive, there's just no way he can manage it.
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He's managed to figure it out such that this is his only option for the rest of his life, however long that may be.

No employment prospects, no credit history, no friends, no family, no home, no car, no assets, no toes.
 
Honestly he would still be living comfortably at his mom's rest home had he not gotten drunk and pissed in the hallways. Oh and ask old women who 80 if they were squirters or passed out drunk 20 times on the premises and needed an ambulance or cops.

Blade has only himself to blame for his living situation. It's funny he considers live streaming with a bottle of jaegar "hustling".

Most people doordash or get a second job. Brian is a total clown and his world view is warped by God knows what. There is a sense of entitlement or snobbery I can't put my finger on it and I have never dug into his childhood.

Maybe his mom bought him everything he ever wanted growing up so he never had to earn anything with actual work.
 
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ExtendedSatay said:
Yes he was a bouncer at bars in Seattle in the 00s. He quit when the YouTube money started really rolling in around 2010.
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How much was he actually making at his peak? Are we talking big streamer bux level or just comfy levels...or late Lowtax levels of eating 6000 calories worth of preserved meat logs just to pay the power bill
 
From 2019:

(I clipped and compressed this, the full video is in the article if you care about the rights of uber drivers so much)
https://komonews.com/news/local/seattle-rideshare-drivers-protest-low-wages
Nurse, turned business owner, turned rideshare driver, Peggy Risso, has been driving for Uber for four-and-a-half years. She says the amount of money she’s paid now is less than when she started.

“I really resent that passengers are paying so much and that drivers aren’t being given their share of it at all,” said Risso.
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The golden neckbeard said:
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How much was he actually making at his peak? Are we talking big streamer bux level or just comfy levels...or late Lowtax levels of eating 6000 calories worth of preserved meat logs just to pay the power bill
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Socialblade says at the time he was banned Blade had 560k subs.

Synthetic Man (180k subs) has said that his channel revenue is 3200-3800 a month so we can assume Blade was making pretty good money during his heyday.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
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How much was he actually making at his peak? Are we talking big streamer bux level or just comfy levels...or late Lowtax levels of eating 6000 calories worth of preserved meat logs just to pay the power bill
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He was a 500k sub channel when that was extremely rare, and when YouTube CPMs were much bigger. At one point during the MW2 or Black Ops 1 lifecycle, he was probably a top 50 YouTuber.

Comparable YouTubers were making $10-30k a month roughly at the time. People like Woody and Whiteboy managed to sort themselves out financial forever in this time. They were both more savvy, in a lot of ways than Blade. But still.

I was in high school, CoD was a cultural phenomenon that even the teachers were talking about, and tons of people knew OnlyUseMeBlade. Legit e-celeb for his day.

He fucked it totally by not investing it, not buying a house, not sorting himself out in any way.
 
jimmybags said:
From 2019:
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(I clipped and compressed this, the full video is in the article if you care about the rights of uber drivers so much)
https://komonews.com/news/local/seattle-rideshare-drivers-protest-low-wages
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The problem is people keep driving for them. My wife did that for like a week. It's an absolute joke. The amount of offers you get that are like $67 to drive someone 200 miles or $3 for 20 is ridiculous. meanwhile the person paying is paying 4x that amount.

Of course for Uber its just business as usual for the Jeet CEO who only hires people from his childhood village and brings them here.

Now that all the Taxis are gone they can charge whatever they want. A pattern we see repeated across the economy we have called enshitification.

Edit - he is Iranian actually but the jeets still flow in like Jaeger on a blade stream

I couldn't imagine driving for them for 4 years. Poor Peggy lol
 
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The golden neckbeard said:
Honestly he would still be living comfortably at his mom's rest home had he not gotten drunk and pissed in the hallways. Oh and ask old women who 80 if they were squirters or passed out drunk 20 times on the premises and needed an ambulance or cops.

Blade has only himself to blame for his living situation. It's funny he considers live streaming with a bottle of jaegar "hustling".

Most people doordash or get a second job. Brian is a total clown and his world view is warped by God knows what. There is a sense of entitlement or snobbery I can't put my finger on it and I have never dug into his childhood.

Maybe his mom bought him everything he ever wanted growing up so he never had to earn anything with actual work.
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To be fair to Brine I can imagine that living with his mom as her caretaker wasn't exactly living the high life, his only human interaction being with her who I do believe to be an unpleasant person and constantly being at her beck and call all day long, with nothing to look forward to in life since he had given up drinking and his streams were nontent without it. This is why he eventually came back to drunk streaming, started complaining a bunch about having to take care of Peggy, and by the end was practically giddy over the prospect of leaving her in "a home" so he could be free of her.

The problem is that without using his mom and her government payments for housing and bills, he has to drink and stream to support himself. Technically he's homeless again and IP2 leeches like Geezer are gonna want him to do live littys so they can try and siphon clout if he's gonna be staying with them. To break out of that space Blade would have to go into some kind of rehab/recovery program which he has never even slightly considered to my knowledge. This is the guy that can't even be bothered to stop his foot from rotting off so rehab is probably never in the cards.
 
gang weeder said:
To be fair to Brine I can imagine that living with his mom as her caretaker wasn't exactly living the high life, his only human interaction being with her who I do believe to be an unpleasant person and constantly being at her beck and call all day long, with nothing to look forward to in life since he had given up drinking and his streams were nontent without it. This is why he eventually came back to drunk streaming, started complaining a bunch about having to take care of Peggy, and by the end was practically giddy over the prospect of leaving her in "a home" so he could be free of her.

The problem is that without using his mom and her government payments for housing and bills, he has to drink and stream to support himself. Technically he's homeless again and IP2 leeches like Geezer are gonna want him to do live littys so they can try and siphon clout if he's gonna be staying with them. To break out of that space Blade would have to go into some kind of rehab/recovery program which he has never even slightly considered to my knowledge. This is the guy that can't even be bothered to stop his foot from rotting off so rehab is probably never in the cards.
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Somebody early said itt he would end up in the las vegas underground homeless tunnels. I can actually see that happening if he hangs around too long but then he doesn't have anything in Washington to go back to except court.

What would be the point of going back? Oh no..not a court date. What are they gonna do suspend his license? He is reaching the point of despair and hopelessness that his situation will never improve that any consequences are irrelevant
 
rnad said:
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Was looking at the grocery list he gave geezer, does it look like he texted him saying "She going" ? I know the quality is awful and its barely readable but it does look like he said "she going"

Does this imply that instead of streaming today he has been getting litty with a hooker in vegas after he finished the podcast?

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At least Blade seem to control his sugar intake with the Sugar Free RedBull
 
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