🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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This cokehead intends to shelter Blade for "only like, a week". Its gonna smell a hospital trashcan in there.
 
Jägermeister is a medicinal herbal digestive from da ert, you uncultured swine. It's healthy and nourishing to both body and soul.
I tried some this afternoon. It was sickly sweet. Why is Blade grimacing all the time. Is it made different for different markets? I'm Australian and am wondering if there are different mixes based on where it is made.
 
Blade is streaming right now with Geezer and the more litty he gets the more annoyed and hostile he gets toward Geezer and his gay mannorisms and talking points.

Get on the scooter, get blasted and figure it out.
 
Blade is streaming right now with Geezer and the more litty he gets the more annoyed and hostile he gets toward Geezer and his gay mannorisms and talking points.

Get on the scooter, get blasted and figure it out.
Scooter arc returns tomorrow or the day after, he needs to go rent from 702 again, if they let him and callers haven't warned them about who he is.
 
Hoof update 10/07/2026 / Vegas day 5

The hoof has been unwrapped, uncreamed, uncleaned and has been rubbing around in those crusty airforces for a week now. It's always been visibly disgusting but it is now visibly hardening and the skin is blackening. Can you imagine what this smells like? It must be horrific, it really looks like something you would see from mountain explorers after getting stuck in sub zero where all their fingers and toes are black, its amazing how you can do this to yourself from just drinking jager non stop.

His condition has to be getting worse and who knows what will happen if it's kept like this for a few more months. At a glance he has the common symptoms of gangrene (Changes in skin color — ranging from pale gray to blue, purple, black, bronze or red, Swelling. A foul-smelling discharge leaking from a sore. Thin, shiny skin, or skin without hair")


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This is what it looked like 2/3 months ago, you can see there is no black skin around the heel or swelling around his ankle... "totally healing dood"
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@Argentavis most recent hoof update, toes are gone, leg is still there but the necrosis / gangrene is seeping into his foot recently and it does not look good. Blade said on stream today that he really needs to go to the doctor and that he needs to get it wrapped, he mentioned giving it a "good scrub" today but it has taken a serious beating during this vegas trip and needs major treatment on it along with lifestyle changes in order to not lose his entire leg. (which will never happen)
 
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This pretty much sums up the geezer blade vibe and sets the tone for the upcoming streams where he will be staying at geezers since his hotel stay is ending after tonight.

Mood is really down today it's either the weed / fatigue or because he said he was getting deep on the gobcast earlier, must be depressing to detail how shitty both your health and living situation is.
Either way nothing will change since chat hates geezer and blade is now reliant on geezer for atleast the next week until he gets kicked out for hoofing up the place.
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Surprise special guest tomorrow, jake or tyler? Jake said he was coming to vegas soon with a phone call on stream, blade seemed excited, could have been pushed up since blade has extended his vegas trip, don't really know who else it could be.
 
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Brian Risso figures it out a good amount of bit
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“Everything hurts… blah blah blah… you guys don’t want that.. viewers don’t want that… what am I doing dood..”
Ur weird figure it out ayo
“Tired of fuckin’… runnin’ and hustlin’ dood…”
That’s the problem. He sees this as hustling lol. It’s a mindset that I’m afraid will never cease.
“I’m tired.. I’m just tired dood.. I’m tired of scrambling.. when I moved in to take care of my mom, I was at peace, dood…”
Well, call me a betting man, but it may be the isolation and depression catching up to you now that you’re totally and utterly alone. No mommy to complain about, or yell at you, no girlfriend bitching and moaning. You’re entirely left to your own devices, and at first it may come off as a relief and party time, but now it’s sinking in. There’s no one to TRY to save you anymore. Or care.
TTS states the obvious-
“I know dood I know… I get it.. I get it dood.. like.. I don’t wanna stay in the hospital for fuckin’ ever, dood.. like.. I don’t wanna do that, dood…”
It’s like a baby throwing a temper tantrum because they don’t wanna eat their mush peas, but they also don’t wanna bite anything because they’re teething and it hurts.
Growth hurts. Fixing shit, getting better, doing what you gotta do, it isn’t easy. But you reach a point where it’s the only option. You can say you know and get something all day long until your face is purple, but until you’re fed up enough to do something about it, words are just sounds. You just do it. He wouldn’t have to stay in a hospital forever if he actually put a singular ounce of time into himself. Imagine the possibilities. Hell, just 5 minutes a day of doing something would leave him feeling and looking unrecognizable.
Or, you figure it out dude ayo ur weird n word ur a faggot firesales?
 
Let’s hope the curse of Lit Romney doesn’t befall OG Geezer as well. Both Orange and Scary Terry let Blade couch surf in the past and they both ended up suddenly dying in a car crash and from unknown circumstances respectively.
 
Let’s hope the curse of Lit Romney doesn’t befall OG Geezer as well. Both Orange and Scary Terry let Blade couch surf in the past and they both ended up suddenly dying in a car crash and from unknown circumstances respectively.
I didn't know Orange died. And between Willy and Terry it seems to payoff not being a fan of Blade's either.
 
Let’s hope the curse of Lit Romney doesn’t befall OG Geezer as well. Both Orange and Scary Terry let Blade couch surf in the past and they both ended up suddenly dying in a car crash and from unknown circumstances respectively.
Not too surprising degenerate junkies and alcoholics keep dying.

The surprise is that Teflon Blade the alcoholic retard keeps outliving all the other ones.
 
Oh I totally agree. I'm just saying, even without the serious foot issue, anyone would be limping and in pain just from the repeated spills he has taken this week.

(LOTS OF DOCTOR TALK)
The truth is when you stop embracing degeneracy the Gods of Chaos stop empowering you and you die as you should have long ago

Nurgle isnt impressed by you trying to get better and turning your back on his blessings of hoof.
 
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