🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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It's not cocaine, It's dried queso blanco from the fat plate of nachos he was shoveling into his mouth.
100% agree, if he's the same low energy retard on coke as he is normally he needs to get his money back. My suspicion was also the white bullshit he put on the poverty nachos. Makes sense he got some on his nose the way he was just shoving them in the general direction of his face.

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He really needs another sidekick to juice up the content. He's no fun alone, the best moments are always him kicking it with other streamers or randos. Even going to Vegas he'd just sit in a hotel the entire time, the hoof amputation has basically immobilized him. The only way to make it fun is if he rode around Vegas on Peggy's scooty-puff, but that's too much hassle for him.
 
Going to a home

It's about time our hardworking caregiver gets a vacation. The slots are calling and if he loses it all, Blade can just sleep in the tunnels under the city with the rest of the homeless.
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My first thought when he talked about going to Vegas was that he's DEFINITELY going to end up in the tunnels. Leg infection and ampution coming up, dude. He'll figure it out.
 
Way to miss the point. You're the one who said that a rotting foot doesn't come from drinking once a week. Obviously it can if someone has other health problems and poor lifestyle choices besides drinking.

I see people saying so many hyperbolic retarded things in this thread. That he can't go a day without downing a bottle of Jaeger, that they can see him getting the shakes when he doesn't drink, etc. People act like experts on alcoholism when they obviously have no idea what they're talking about. I am just saying it's dumb to act like he's an end stage alcoholic when he only drinks to make money, only does it every week or so at this point and recently went a year without it. That's it.

It's almost like you're retarded or something. I dunno. See below nword. This is what blade does, on or off camera.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7WelRME9EKYAYO Saturday night hype, persons! Blade's really leaning into the AI thumbnails.
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gking to grab jager cigy again cigy again no tts [zxKSHIH3LMc]

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quick hgot i luve y $3 tts no toxicity [l01FYZS7tYI]

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Firesales $21 doubles $3 tts no toxicity [F3wvqm6d3WI]
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cigy again cigy again no tts [SNOPBN2oV68]
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The daily nontent never stops! Blade finally gets to be home alone after shoving that old hag Peggy in a care home. It's ok, she was unbecoming of the hype doods. That or the proximity to DSP has rubbed off on Blade and he's become a hard working big boy streamer. Looks like Phil's begging ways have also rubbed off.
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Ok, he's never really been a smooth salesman about getting donos. Speaking of which, someone donated 3 dollars to him on Cashapp, however Blade didn't accept such an unbecoming tribute. He's not a life-ruined fag bum, he's a man who gets drunk for money. He spends more on charging his $1000 Apple Watch. He does reconsider his stance later and apologizes for being mean.
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These are from tonight. Blade runs out of Jager and takes a $77 Lyft to the store to buy some more. He obtains the Jager, however the clerk somehow isn't able to sell him any Newports. This leaves Blade with only one cigarette for the night. He's upset and uses his newfound DSP verbal Jiu Jitsu to obtain a firesale. Incredibly his sorcery works instantly!
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Blade leaves the cig cam stream on when he goes to bed. He babbles nonsense to himself and seemingly drunk dials Bec unsuccessfully.
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> Tonight's stream I'm goinng hard. I got plenty of jager I got food, I'll Drink ot make bec tacos and pace myself for an epic stream. I will go live early enough for the east coasters, should be epic
It doesn't sound like he's pacing himself. It sounds like he's been pre-gaming.
 
And with those words, he's going to pass out early and the stream will be nontent. Every time Blade hypes up a stream, it ends up being unbecoming of the hype.

Back in the Blade on the run era, he did a stream called "Onlyusemeblade Hype Show" and it was just him sitting in a motel room mumbling to himself.
Blade is live, Peggy is in the hospital and he really hopes she goes to a care home after this.

He has the ingredients for Bec tacos and tonight will be a litty cooking stream.
 
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Haven't seen a drunk guy cooking raw meat ever since the untimely demise of KingcobraJFS.
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May Cobra's magic bless this dank food hack.
 
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