🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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The golden neckbeard said:
Can't get around well on one foot and he has been saying he hasn't been feeling the same lately.

To be honest that's a pretty big red flag at his age that would warrant an immediate colonoscopy or ct scan and prompt evaluation but we are talking about blade here. A guy who uses deodorant and watered down rubbing corn based alcohol to disinfect his diabetic wounds.

The possibility something terminal condition is starting inside of him cannot be discounted given his complete lack of self care for the past 20 years .

Imagine if we get chemo streams or dialysis streams one day
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The herbs in Jager will make it better, figure it out!

Just kidding, he's a ticking timebomb. He's dying and is in denial about it. He knows something's really wrong (especially if he's admitting to feeling off on the stream) but "he'll be fine." He's one of those retards that thinks as long as he doesn't have a diagnosis, he doesn't have an illness.

Even if a doctor diagnosed him with something serious, he'd just delude himself into thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. Just think of that stream in Missouri, where he had that thing in his leg drained. He went in for "nanobots" and the second he got it lanced, he left AMA. The doctor wanted him to stay for antibiotics and to do bloodwork, but he just kept asking when he could leave and go smoke. When the doctor told him it could be serious, he just said that it'd be fine and he'd "figure it out."
 
Capgras Delusion said:
The herbs in Jager will make it better, figure it out!

Just kidding, he's a ticking timebomb. He's dying and is in denial about it. He knows something's really wrong (especially if he's admitting to feeling off on the stream) but "he'll be fine." He's one of those retards that thinks as long as he doesn't have a diagnosis, he doesn't have an illness.

Even if a doctor diagnosed him with something serious, he'd just delude himself into thinking it wasn't that big of a deal. Just think of that stream in Missouri, where he had that thing in his leg drained. He went in for "nanobots" and the second he got it lanced, he left AMA. The doctor wanted him to stay for antibiotics and to do bloodwork, but he just kept asking when he could leave and go smoke. When the doctor told him it could be serious, he just said that it'd be fine and he'd "figure it out."
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He has already been diagnosed with something serious and has delude himself into thinking otherwise. They guy has had rotting flesh on his legs for almost a decade now and still refuses to clean up his act. He already has had his first amputation and it still can't penetrate his mind that something is wrong.

Blade was 100% accurate when he said years ago that his biggest problem is having the mentality of teenager. His mind is just not developed enough to seriously analyze the issues he has in his life and how he can go about trying to fix them.
 
LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2 said:
He has already been diagnosed with something serious and has delude himself into thinking otherwise. They guy has had rotting flesh on his legs for almost a decade now and still refuses to clean up his act. He already has had his first amputation and it still can't penetrate his mind that something is wrong.

Blade was 100% accurate when he said years ago that his biggest problem is having the mentality of teenager. His mind is just not developed enough to seriously analyze the issues he has in his life and how he can go about trying to fix them.
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Yeah, you're right. I would love to see his medical paperwork, you know it has to be insane. Just last night he was going on about how he wasn't going to have any more amputations. It's obvious that he's going to at least lose the leg up to the knee. I've seen people with amputations that babied them, who didn't drink or have other comorbidities, yet still ended up with further amputation.

He could have a doctor tell him tomorrow that he had X number of days to live and he'd just scoff and say "no I won't, you need to figure it out."

He'll be on his deathbed thinking about his next Newport or fifth of Jager. He'll by laying there wondering how much longer it is until they let him go home. His vision will begin to narrow, "goddamn, nigger, I'm getting sleepy. Can I go to sleep, person?" The steady rhythm of the EKG will change to one long tone. It'll be the last thing he never figured out.
 
The golden neckbeard said:
Can't get around well on one foot and he has been saying he hasn't been feeling the same lately.

To be honest that's a pretty big red flag at his age that would warrant an immediate colonoscopy or ct scan and prompt evaluation but we are talking about blade here. A guy who uses deodorant and watered down rubbing corn based alcohol to disinfect his diabetic wounds.

The possibility something terminal condition is starting inside of him cannot be discounted given his complete lack of self care for the past 20 years .

Imagine if we get chemo streams or dialysis streams one day
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I know of at least one stream recently where he was talking about how wasted he felt after only 2 shots or something like that. His tolerance has gone down noticeably as seen in how he often barely lasts an hour into a stream before wanting to go to sleep. Almost certainly a sign of liver damage/failure and a reason he has trouble doing anything IRL if you ask me.
 
Dr; "Brian if you don't quit the drinking and smoking you won't live more than a year"
Blade: "God you're such a faggot dood, people been telling me I'm going to die in a year for the last 20 years! Figure it out nigger
 
LetMeSleepDude said:
Dr; "Brian if you don't quit the drinking and smoking you won't live more than a year"
Blade: "God you're such a faggot dood, people been telling me I'm going to die in a year for the last 20 years! Figure it out nigger
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Dr: "Brian, you are going to have to show up for kidney dialysis 3 a week or you'll die"
Brian: "You're weird dood. You're super weird dood. That;s unbecoming of the hype dood. Nigger"

-chat donates 3 dolars- WHOO!
 
Agares said:
Blade said he cut ties with Boneclinks for suicide baiting and being weird, dood. Wasn't that one of his longtime streamer friends from before IP2?

Also Boneclinks is still a mod and Blade doesn't know what "TND" means.
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Yeah they probably met when both were orbiting Ice Poseidon during the mansion days. Boneclinks is pretty nontent though so not a great loss, I genuinely can’t think of any funny or interesting boneclinks moments, just seems like a leech to better streamers.
 
LetMeSleepDude said:
Dr; "Brian if you don't quit the drinking and smoking you won't live more than a year"
Blade: "God you're such a faggot dood, people been telling me I'm going to die in a year for the last 20 years! Figure it out nigger
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"Bro put some jaeger and red bull In the IV line"

I can just see someone donating enough that he does it
 
gang weeder said:
I know of at least one stream recently where he was talking about how wasted he felt after only 2 shots or something like that. His tolerance has gone down noticeably as seen in how he often barely lasts an hour into a stream before wanting to go to sleep. Almost certainly a sign of liver damage/failure and a reason he has trouble doing anything IRL if you ask me.
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I used to be a big beer drinker. This can be seen in two ways really. He took a tolerance break or it is his liver in its final stages before breaking down
 
The golden neckbeard said:
I used to be a big beer drinker. This can be seen in two ways really. He took a tolerance break or it is his liver in its final stages before breaking down
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Man, I don't believe for a second he's ever had a true tolerance break. It's liver failure. Even that chick, Jill, made a comment that he was looking yellow. He tried to say it was just the camera light's reflection off the white walls.
 
Capgras Delusion said:
Man, I don't believe for a second he's ever had a true tolerance break. It's liver failure. Even that chick, Jill, made a comment that he was looking yellow. He tried to say it was just the camera light's reflection off the white walls.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Blade's gut is just ascites at this point. That is where the liver scaring gets so bad, fluid starts forming in the abdomen.

Eventually he will start having to get it drained, if that is what is happening. This doesn't fix anything. They do it to lessen the pain from it.
 
Capgras Delusion said:
Man, I don't believe for a second he's ever had a true tolerance break. It's liver failure. Even that chick, Jill, made a comment that he was looking yellow. He tried to say it was just the camera light's reflection off the white walls.
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Yeah lights don't reflect off white walls kek
 
JustStopDude said:
I wouldn't be surprised if Blade's gut is just ascites at this point.
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Maybe someone could percuss his abdomen on stream.
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ExtendedSatay said:
Assuming Blade doesn't have any savings, living in hotels can't go on forever. Even a cheap hotel is probably $100 a night?

His only access to cash is streaming. Grim outlook.
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One of his plays to consider is doing petty crime to get some jail time to have a cot, 3 warm meals and a place to sleep and potentially medical care. Though his history of being a rat to get a lighter sentence than his colleagues might indicate he has an aversion to a cell.

Regardless he’s on borrowed time as far as I am concerned.
 
ExtendedSatay said:
Assuming Blade doesn't have any savings, living in hotels can't go on forever. Even a cheap hotel is probably $100 a night?

His only access to cash is streaming. Grim outlook.
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I'm no expert but someone said casino hotels tend to be dirt cheap because they expect to make up the revenue by people gambling and drinking.
 
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