🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Everywhere's a smoking zone when you're too drunk to read the signs.

He wants to play the Wonka slot and call it a night, but first he has to figure out where it is. "Where's Wonka at, dood?! I NEED WONKA NOW!"
 
You guys do realize when you actually go through the motions of a real, full-fledged "chargeback" (of the kind that involves telling your debit/credit card provider you didn't authorize a charge that a vendor put on your card, not just a regular refund facilitated through that vendor), you're costing the vendor (i.e. whatever company is facilitating donations) upwards of $30-$50 each time and the standard procedure response to that is to immediately close your account (at the vendor, that is), blacklist you and all your known aliases and refuse to ever transact business with you again, right?

What I'm saying is you can only ever do it once, then the vendor you just burned with a chargeback from Visa/MC will never do business with you again. Go ahead and try to "burn" somebody on Patreon that way with a "le epic funny $5k surprise donation" then tell your credit card company "hey I never said Patreon could charge me $5k!" Visa/MC will say "okay, it's canceled," then charge Patreon $40-ish or whatever for allowing it, that $5k will indeed never reach your target (le epic win!), and Patreon will nuke your own account from orbit with extreme prejudice, blacklist your email address (and all known payment methods you've ever provided them) and if they ever catch you coming back through a different identity they'll ban that too. You tried to burn them, after all. Why would they want to ever talk to you again?
 
You guys do realize when you actually go through the motions of a real, full-fledged "chargeback" (of the kind that involves telling your debit/credit card provider you didn't authorize a charge that a vendor put on your card, not just a regular refund facilitated through that vendor), you're costing the vendor (i.e. whatever company is facilitating donations) upwards of $30-$50 each time and the standard procedure response to that is to immediately close your account (at the vendor, that is), blacklist you and all your known aliases and refuse to ever transact business with you again, right?

What I'm saying is you can only ever do it once, then the vendor you just burned with a chargeback from Visa/MC will never do business with you again. Go ahead and try to "burn" somebody on Patreon that way with a "le epic funny $5k surprise donation" then tell your credit card company "hey I never said Patreon could charge me $5k!" Visa/MC will say "okay, it's canceled," then charge Patreon $40-ish or whatever for allowing it, that $5k will indeed never reach your target (le epic win!), and Patreon will nuke your own account from orbit with extreme prejudice, blacklist your email address (and all known payment methods you've ever provided them) and if they ever catch you coming back through a different identity they'll ban that too. You tried to burn them, after all. Why would they want to ever talk to you again?
I'm not saying these people are smart.
 
Yeah he's lit.
Brian "THE Content God" Risso.

This motherfucker is killing himself for our entertainment. Driving into oncoming traffic, crashing into random NPC's, talking with happy nigger couples, getting into debt with casinos, showing his stump and mushroom...

We are being spoiled for content. My cup runeth over. Thank you, Brian. These last couple of days have been LITTY thanks to you. o7
 
These guys are annoying faggots
I hope he makes their night miserable and puts them in many uncomfortable situations. They already freaked out when he jaywalked with the scooter and tried to hit on an old woman.
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SPEAK OF THE DEVIL HE'S PISSING.
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Scooty took a tumble and his hat went flying. Brutal.
 
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