Orbiter OnlyIcedCoffee Sperg Containment - Stare into the void too long, and the void REEEEEEEs back.

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NotValKilmer said:
My prediction for OIC is not moving on to another streamer, but waking up one day to yet another unanswered love email to Phil, realizing he has no money left, and killing himself.
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He'll probably just end up meeting a nice girl, settling down, and outgrow spending every free minute and dollar he has on a 40 gamer man child.

Bwahahaha
 
SocietyLiver1488 said:
He'll probably just end up meeting a nice girl, settling down, and outgrow spending every free minute and dollar he has on a 40 gamer man child.

Bwahahaha
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No joke, it's quite funny to think that Phil's life basically depends on his fans being single losers who can't find a decent girl in their lives.

The moment OIC, Pastryarchy, Swagginz or any other retarded whale stops being an undateable loser is the moment Phil's empire of failure crashes down. Because no one who is in a happy relationship will think bankrolling Phil is a good way to spend their time and money.

That's also something that really amuses me whenever the lonely coffee boy tries to role play as a Chad who is owning the detractors. Because we all know that in the end, he is just lonely as fuck and the only way that I'll believe that he is not is if he disappears from the Snortsphere and gets a life.

Which we all know will never happen.
 
Here's what always happens. Phil's behavior will eventually cause a split, either by being toxic or doing something stupid. Phil will spin the outcome to play the victim or the underdog. @Froggah will show back up here and just meltdown. The outcome is always the same. We just get to watch the show.
 
Agent Proper said:
Here's what always happens. Phil's behavior will eventually cause a split, either by being toxic or doing something stupid. Phil will spin the outcome to play the victim or the underdog. @Froggah will show back up here and just meltdown. The outcome is always the same. We just get to watch the show.
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I agree with most things, Proper. However, I think he will, first, cry to his 'friends' on their trolling Discord (maybe to his pal Swagginz too). Then, after being ridiculed there, he will try to gather sympathy here, Twitter, Reddit, etc.

By the way, @Froggah , what happens to you if KF bans your name in this subforum, have this thread deleted, @PutridElephant blocks you on Youtube so your name doesn't show up on DDM and also the subreddit and Twitter stop mentioning you? I mean, you sure have a plan for that, since you're the Master of Puppets, right?
 
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@Froggah Where you at? He hasn't got long left on stream. You really going to let Phil get fucked like this? Pay the fuck up, I want to see him in a vest and hat before the stream ends.
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
I like that we talk about him and give the attention he craves. It means he'll keep throwing thousands into the void to delay the inevitable outcome of Phil discarding him as soon as he's outlived his usefulness. So go on, keep almost solely bankrolling Phil's life, and keep making those socks to get people here talking and try to convince his Simple Jack fans he has more support than he really does.

Remember, the more you donate, the harder we punch the air. Kepp hitting those tips goals!
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i know he reads posts like these and thinks we're just trying to reverse psychology him into quitting, but seriously, that fat fag dropping tens of thousands on another fat fag is both baffling and seriously funny.
 
Poo Twister said:
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@Froggah Where you at? He hasn't got long left on stream. You really going to let Phil get fucked like this? Pay the fuck up, I want to see him in a vest and hat before the stream ends.
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EDIT: So much for that theory
 
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So OiC, does it feel good keeping somebody like that propped up? Does it? Tell me, I really want to know that you think it's totally cool that that piece of shit either doesn't take care of his cat, or is willing to let everybody think so for pitybux, most of which are going to come from YOU.

You can go fuck yourself with the same cattle prod as Phil.
 
Financial cost to detractors per stream to win: $0
Financial cost to OIC per stream to 'win': $120-$150

Phil existing is a win for detractors. It costs us $0. All money thrown at Phil doesnt cause us to lose, it just creates the illusion of an OIC win. And it really is an illusion. Because guess what? He forgets that it even happens by the next stream and you impress the 5 Derichs he has left (Derich, SBM, JaxxRaxxor, miamigirl and alfredaponte). The rest are deep cover detractors, seriously. Ive dm'd and (been dm'd by) hundreds of accounts over the years and they are all in on the meme.

If youre trying to buy friendship, I'll charge way less and I'll even game with you. There are entire websites dedicated to paying to play with people (especially women). You can do better
 
DarkSoulsPhil said:
Financial cost to detractors per stream to win: $0
Financial cost to OIC per stream to 'win': $120-$150

Phil existing is a win for detractors. It costs us $0. All money thrown at Phil doesnt cause us to lose, it just creates the illusion of an OIC win. And it really is an illusion. Because guess what? He forgets that it even happens by the next stream and you impress the 5 Derichs he has left (Derich, SBM, JaxxRaxxor, miamigirl and alfredaponte). The rest are deep cover detractors, seriously. Ive dm'd and (been dm'd by) hundreds of accounts over the years and they are all in on the meme.

If youre trying to buy friendship, I'll charge way less and I'll even game with you. There are entire websites dedicated to paying to play with people (especially women). You can do better
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Just think, for the $20,000 you've spent on Phil, you could have got yourself a mail order wife. And paying a woman to marry you is far less embarrassing than paying a man to wear stupid clothes.
 
Fapcop said:
And by “something” I don’t mean an accident but say... A girlfriend.
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Assuming OIC was telling the truth (so take it with a sack of salt), he spent his summer vacation on Hawaii with his buddy and his wife (his buddy's that is).

In my headcanon, he is a fat, lonely, loser who spends at least 6-7 hours a day watching Dave beg for money and probably another 3-4 hours browsing detractor content and Kiwifarms.
So he's not exactly husband material imo.
 
LostMy1stAccount said:
Assuming OIC was telling the truth (so take it with a sack of salt), he spent his summer vacation on Hawaii with his buddy and his wife (his buddy's that is).

In my headcanon, he is a fat, lonely, loser who spends at least 6-7 hours a day watching Dave beg for money and probably another 3-4 hours browsing detractor content and Kiwifarms.
So he's not exactly husband material imo.
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With the kind of money he “invests” in DSP, he could be though.

Mental illness tends to scare women away though, and there’s no way to explain what he’s doing to one, without sounding like the psych ward sirens are calling.

“So what hobbies do you have?”

“Well, there’s this streamer called DSP. You might have heard of him from fapping on cam. Anyways, I like to watch him 6-8 hours a day and give him hundreds of dollars every week.”

(This is where OIC puffs up his chest)

“You could kind of say I’m a big deal in his chat room!”
 
I think @Froggah might actually be gay, he shows some signs of being on the fag bus. If he's fat then he's what we in the gay community call a "man dyke". This means that he tends to stay at home and use Grindr with a fake picture and then gets horrifically rejected when a gentleman comes to call. This falls in line with his exaggerations aswell.
 
Poo Twister said:
I think @Froggah might actually be gay, he shows some signs of being on the fag bus. If he's fat then he's what we in the gay community call a "man dyke". This means that he tends to stay at home and use Grindr with a fake picture and then gets horrifically rejected when a gentleman comes to call. This falls in line with his exaggerations aswell.
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If he's a hairy gay dude then that makes him a "bear", right?
 
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