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Should Ryan's thread be locked?

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I don't mind giving Cuck this attention because at the end of the day, he has given me another punching bag, so I would say we're even. That may be what he wants, but probably not, if he's as much like Phil as I think he is.

Cuck came upon the three ring circus that is the life and times of DSP, and decided to join, but as a clown instead of a spectator. He sees a lot of himself in Phil, or legit thinks of him as a victim. Either way, he wants to be like him, and bask in the glory of being another King of Hate. Whether that means being a comrade to Phil, or over-taking him as a lolcow, we can only guess, but one thing is clear: Cuck has chosen to be laughed at.

Does he think he "wins" by doing so? Well if he never got any attention before, then yes, probably. Does he actually win, in life? Well no, none of the lolcows are winning in life, that's why a bunch of weirdos on the internet use them for a punching bag. But like them, Cuck has no ability to grasp the difference, so expect this to keep going for as long as Phil is around, unless something tragic happens to Cuck.

Or he really does show up at the Goutmanion and get himself put in jail for awhile. Not that I want this, but at the same time, it would be fun to watch Phil struggle with the decision to have the crazy motherfucker arrested because it means losing out on tips. What a life, Cuck wants to live...
 
OIC, I gave you legit advice around the sunken cost fallacy but it seems you read it and double downed, so heres my new advice

Tip $150 every stream during prestream. Get that vest streak back. Go all out saving Phil from the dang dirty detractors. You are now the new cow. Phil makes an arse of himself by himself (see: nazi hat). But you? you go out of your way to let people laugh at you. I and others come to the streams to not watch Phil, but watch you pathetically tip under other names, talk a big game in the chat and generally be the saddest sad case the chat has ever seen. Tut was entertaining and made phil play SF5, a game he HATES, just because Tut MIGHT tip (DSP: Im playing SF5 tonight, i hope Tut turns up). You? You suck up to him. I see your messages simping for Phil, its truly pathetic.
 
Tom Delonge said:
I don't care about the guy but I hope one day he realizes that giving Phil $3000 a month or whatever it is is just objectively making the streams worse and boring. He's losing money to strip everyone of free entertainment.
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As @TheGoutburglar stated, the free entertainment now comes from Cuck himself. He's pretty much just become cow himself. Laugh at the Cuck and the other free entertainment from Phil will slowly come. Once Cuck runs out of money and files for bankruptcy, which is more free entertainment, Phil will panic and provide a wealth of entertainment.
 
Cuck isn't going to see it that way, Tom. His whole thing IS to reduce the entertainment. Whether he's capable of self-reflection, capable of seeing one day that the cost just wasn't worth it when he could've drawn attention to himself some other way... I'm doubtful because I think, like Phil, he's too scared and lazy to make significant changes to his life to get what he wants. Way easier and safer to just waste money and laugh as Phil calms down and gives up less salt. Much like how Phil himself finds it way easier and safer to stay the way he is, despite having desires that will never be fulfilled unless he changes.

So yeah, keep digging deep, Cuck. Be another pigroach, and don't say we didn't warn you to be careful what you wish for. You've gone to great lengths to avoid getting doxed, after all, so people know, just from that, that you're even more of a coward than Phil is. Might want to start thinking about what you have to hide, and ask yourself if it's worth it to be a focal point in the autism vortex, because it ALWAYS gets out. Just look at what happened to the woman on the tape with Chris-Chan talking about banging his own mother...
 
UaineRunei said:
Here's my take on this (prepare for an autistic overview): OIC's end goal is to create chaos and be the center of the attention of both detractors and wheelchairs. In this scenario, I think Nigel has more accurately described what goes in this dude's head. It goes like this:

- Give massive amounts of money to Phil to earn his trust and to make he do retarded things, like the failed return of the vest streak, ignoring the platinum vest to avoid trolling, buying new hats and vests to "improve" the stream, etc;
- Appearing in chat to just type some nonsense and to be the most obnoxious individual he can possibly be, to, again, just piss people off. Oh, and careful on what you gather from him, because he fucking lies a lot in chat and purposefully "leaks" false info about him;
- Pretend that all the tips are from him, to make sure that no one takes any credit from tipping and also he gets to be the "savior" to Phil's fans and the "devil" to detractors. Also, he says that he has multiple accounts, so any new whale that shows up immediately "becomes" OIC;
- Doxing everything that moves. Why? Because it's fun for him to scare people away. It makes him feel more powerful (lmao). There's no clear reason on how he decides his next target. It almost seem like he randomly decides who he's going after;
- And, of course, the name changes. That one it's pretty obvious.

So, there you go.

TL;DR: He doesn't have a objective. He's there to cause chaos and to mess with anyone that watches Phil, be a detractor or a fan. It doesn't matter who you are to him.
But I still laugh at him, because it's fucking retarded to spend that amount of money to do this.
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Good summary. Thank you.

He indeed doesn't show any signs of an objective or endgame. He may very be just a living exemple of postmodern philosophy. Their influential "thinkers" were French and pedos. I have no reason to believe that he is French - I am not an asshole. My point is though, he acts like a lonely sociopath. I've met a sociopath once and this person didn't give a shit about anyone, not only that, but tried his best to make it miserable for everyone. Manipulative, pathologically looking for weak spots and insults, with the goal to elevate himself. In one moment I called this asshole out or rather did the same to him and tard rage ensued. I smiled and walked away.

I believe [REDACTED] finally found a way (DSP) to live out his true personality. He can act smart, strong and rich among wheelchairs and a manchild. He uses his "intelligence" (being charitable here) to dox people who may stand in his way to become an uncontested Number One and leader of tards. Even if does mean to literally throw money away and lie 24/7.

To make it short: he is a mentally ill sociopath, hates everyone and himself. Self-destruction is not 4D chess.

Very Honest Content said:
I keep seeing the band names being attributed to the thread subject but it was never established as not being the other ironic fan instead of this thread subject. Not sure why you think they're the same person yet?
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It's totally fine to speculate and debate about this stuff. (Especially considering his past behavior and confirmed sock accounts.) It will make it easier to find the truth by confirming or disproving certain details.

So...
I think the situation warrants suspicion. It feels strange when someone is donating under a different alias. Why confuse everyone besides Phil? Specifically on the topic of band names: Phil never talks about music. He sings Disney songs cause he is a faggot but tipping under band names is off-theme in a DSP stream. It would be different when it was like "I received a tip from 'Ryu Hadouken beat your ass'. Thank you. Huhuhu."

Is it normal for regulars in any stream to tip under different names, maybe besides making a joke? I would imagine most people want to be recognized among the group / stream chat for their generosity. You must be an exceptional wheelchair to think it's somewhat creative to come up with names no one cares about or a wheelchair lover like [REDACTED] who tries to outthink himself.

On a sober note / my own counter argument: In the grand scheme of things, I don't know if that should matter to us. We already know that he threw away tons of money and that he is a loser beyond repair. Who cares if it is him on all these socks? Unless it is confirmed! - so we can add it to his lolcow "file". The only ones who should really care, in my opinion, are Phil's unironic fans. If they believe that one individual is contributing over 50%, I am fine to let them believe that and get paranoid. He achieved it a long time ago.
 
Poo Twister said:
I'm not a gym guy, but I once had a boyfriend that was heavily into it. Going by his routine, you're pretty much on the nose. There's a specific order to do things, particularly when it working on the bottom part of your body. If OiC worked on all of this in one day, then he didn't work hard. I mean literally lifting a weight for a few reps and then changing to leg weights. Also I'm not too sure about why, but my ex NEVER did cardio whilst lifting. The cardio part of his routine was always on a different day.

Either OiC is lying or he has no idea what he's doing.
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Because after a proper bit of cardio you're probably too exhausted to properly lift weights, or after lifting weights in a day you're probably too tired to put effort into the cardio.

Of course for the money OIC has spent on Phil he could land himself a personal trainer for a little bit and really see results if he wants to lord it over literal wheelchairs.
 
Poo Twister said:
I'm not a gym guy, but I once had a boyfriend that was heavily into it. Going by his routine, you're pretty much on the nose. There's a specific order to do things, particularly when it working on the bottom part of your body. If OiC worked on all of this in one day, then he didn't work hard. I mean literally lifting a weight for a few reps and then changing to leg weights. Also I'm not too sure about why, but my ex NEVER did cardio whilst lifting. The cardio part of his routine was always on a different day.

Either OiC is lying or he has no idea what he's doing.
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Yeah, he has no idea what he's talking about. Adding in a large amount of cardio to a lifting session fucks up your muscle recovery, i.e. your gains.

Also if you aren't sitting around like a useless twat with your thumb up your ass for 3 hours at the gym your lifting routine should be focused enough with maybe a minute or two between switching exercises that your heart rate will be elevated during most of your workout session anyway.
 
So you’re saying OIC was projecting this whole time and is actually super sensitive.

I am shocked.
 
I chalk the sock accounts up to either being unaware of how the other retards can tell what he's doing, or just to get us talking about his socks. Either way, it's dumb, because CHOOSING to become a punching bag is, of course, about the most unintelligent move one can make. Not even Phil really elected to be a lolcow, he was born that way. Cuck got turned by being in his event horizon.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I don't mind giving Cuck this attention because at the end of the day, he has given me another punching bag, so I would say we're even.
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I'll throw my two cents in because I think it's interesting to talk about this. I have no doubts OIC wants attention and he's validated and even happy when he sees his name tossed around here. Without a doubt, if we stopped talking about OIC he'd become attention starved and get sad. But, who cares what OIC wants? We're not (or shouldn't be) trying to beat Phil or OIC. We're here for the entertainment, to laugh at Phil and the funny people in the goutsphere. I think OIC himself is incredibly boring, but I think it's entertaining to speculate and make jokes at his expense. To me, he's not worth changing up my routine to take into account how he feels, whether it's a positive or negative reaction.

To use another example in the gout sphere, Derich loves when people say his name/mention him. I know he's not aware of his thread, but if he did stumble upon it and enjoyed the fact that he was getting so much attention, I wouldn't want anyone to stop posting in there because, IMO, that thread produces comedy gold.

If OIC comes back and starts posting just to get attention, I might rethink things. Again, not because of his enjoyment level, but for me, it goes from entertaining to irritating when they come here and start demanding attention. But on the subject of irritation, I can understand why people want to stop talking about OIC in the main thread. It was (and can still be) annoying when he gets mentioned all the time in there. When I go to Phil's thread, I want to read/discuss Phil's antics. That can certainly tangentially include talking about the paypigs, but Phil himself should be the main focus.
 
I like that we talk about him and give the attention he craves. It means he'll keep throwing thousands into the void to delay the inevitable outcome of Phil discarding him as soon as he's outlived his usefulness. So go on, keep almost solely bankrolling Phil's life, and keep making those socks to get people here talking and try to convince his Simple Jack fans he has more support than he really does.

Remember, the more you donate, the harder we punch the air. Kepp hitting those tips goals!
 
OIC could probably afford a good personal trainer to get him in real shape instead of getting shitty advice from whatever vlogger is leading him astray with these shitty fitness routines.

You know if he wasn't dropping 5 figures to keep DSP above water.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
To use another example in the gout sphere, Derich loves when people say his name/mention him. I know he's not aware of his thread, but if he did stumble upon it and enjoyed the fact that he was getting so much attention, I wouldn't want anyone to stop posting in there because, IMO, that thread produces comedy gold.
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The key difference being that Derich only ever adds to the fun, while OiC deliberately shits on the fun. So we would miss the former if he vanished, but not the latter. He would be forgotten if he ever stopped giving Phil money. Derich is a legend compared to him, which would make him want to neck himself if he weren't as egotistical as the pigroach.
LyteSydeByll said:
OIC could probably afford a good personal trainer to get him in real shape instead of getting shitty advice from whatever vlogger is leading him astray with these shitty fitness routines.

You know if he wasn't dropping 5 figures to keep DSP above water.
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Fucked up sense of priorities, just like Phil.

Matter of fact, from now on, OiC is the cuckroach. He wants to be a lolcow, might as well give him a classification then. At least until he stops paying Phil, then he goes back to being nothing.
 
OiC is an obvious cat lover based on some of his chat logs. If that's true, he should honestly be horrified with how Dave is treating Jasper based on the events from earlier today.
 
@Froggah why didn't you get Phil to the tips goal on the main stream?

you were present during the whole stream, you should have been tipping. The only thing you are good for, and you couldn't even do it.
 
GiveMeTheMoney said:
The best part of this era of DSP is he's literally funded by 3 or 4 people, and maybe even less now, otherwise he gets 7-20$ in tips. I'm sure this grift will last for awhile longer but if OIC ever goes to another person to latch onto, DSP is F U C K E D.
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My prediction for OIC is not moving on to another streamer, but waking up one day to yet another unanswered love email to Phil, realizing he has no money left, and killing himself.
 
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