Orbiter OnlyIcedCoffee Sperg Containment - Stare into the void too long, and the void REEEEEEEs back.

[Brother Wind]

How else you think I can get a hard on these days

Assuming you are OIC I have a theory

For OIC to constantly ask questions about Kat to DSP and then using Kat as his pfp here on the farms is just...creepy, to say the least.

So do you guys remember how we suspected that Phil had some notorious twitch mod protecting him? Hassan I think? And that because he was a bit of a lech that Phil was paying him protection money in the form of Leanna nudes?

Alright deep autism time. Phil is paying OIC in Kat nudes. Thats why 15k left this idiots wallet. And frequently the same phrases showing up under socks, which is a pattern Phil has suggested for other people. Notably, the guy buying the statues.

Now the biggest problem is that I cannot imagine Phil actually having Kat nudes.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

i think it'd be hilarious. it'd be the ultimate next step of what Phil has been trying to do for years.

Phil has spent years culling any negative opinion or criticism and trying to form the ultimate hug box. Well, he may have just finally attracted someone who feels the same way. OIC is gonna get rid of anyone or anything that could possibly hurt or offend Phil...we all know how hurt Phil was when Leanna left, so OIC gotta get in there....wear Kat's skin...so Phil will never be alone ever again....

Phil has also been claiming for years that detractors harass him day in and day out with wild claims as to how they do it, fuck at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Phil just goes on the prestream one day and claims that the sick motherfucker named Tevin sent his thugs to do a drive by on him and Khet on their day ahff but they both managed to dodge all the bullets. It would be fucked up if violence is next in OIC's master plan, but it would also be a hilarious irony if the one person who actually hurts him and his "family" is one of his psycho fans.

 

[hundredthousand]

Has Lonelyicedcoffe been present in Phil's stream since getting ousted here, or is he hiding now?

Has he or Phil even addressed this obsessed psychopath yet? Or was his KF's account another "conspiracy theory"?

Today KingGoken quit modding, so is he getting the fuck out before Lonely kills him? Are the remaining mods just cool with this fucking freak trying to continue and dox them all and do god knows what?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Assuming you are OIC I have a theory

So do you guys remember how we suspected that Phil had some notorious twitch mod protecting him? Hassan I think? And that because he was a bit of a lech that Phil was paying him protection money in the form of Leanna nudes?

Alright deep autism time. Phil is paying OIC in Kat nudes. Thats why 15k left this idiots wallet. And frequently the same phrases showing up under socks, which is a pattern Phil has suggested for other people. Notably, the guy buying the statues.

Now the biggest problem is that I cannot imagine Phil actually having Kat nudes.

For the paypigs I think being degraded is part of what gets them off, so if they actually got anything for their money it would completely ruin the fetish.
Plus between her horselike appearance and her aspergery personality, I'm pretty sure Kat's nudes would just make anyone looking at them feel a little depressed.

The only reason OIC would need pictures of Kat would be so he could paste a cutout of his face over hers and imagine how much better a wife he would be. In his private moments he'd stare longingly at it, envisioning himself sitting on the sofa listening to African tribal music and gently massaging Phil's pasty hobbit feet while he plays mobile games to help him unwind after a long day of also sitting on the the sofa playing videogames.

"How was your dinner, Phillip my love?" He coos gently.

After a long moment of silence he laughs to himself;
"Oh silly me, I forgot. Here. How was your dinner, Phillip my love?"

"OnlyIcedCoffee just tipped $20 and said 'How was your dinner, Phillip my love?'. Uh, it was really good, the tuna casserole was way better than my ex wife's. I don't want to go into too many details since, you know, shitheads online will try to spin it into something toxic and negative, but Kat going missing a few months back was one of the best things that ever happened to me, because it lead to me meeting my beautiful current wife OnlyIcedCoffee. Jasper seems much happier too. Thanks for the tip OnlyIcedCoffee, that'll really help me out with my tax situation."

As Phil picks up his phone and purchases another $20 worth of currency in WWE champions, OIC sighs contentedly to himself and returns to rubbing Phil's gnarled feet; what more could a boy ask for?

For real though, go ahead and go after Kat, OIC. I'm sure you'll get featured on the front page after she maces you and beats your pathetic ass into the hospital.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Phil has also been claiming for years that detractors harass him day in and day out with wild claims as to how they do it, fuck at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Phil just goes on the prestream one day and claims that the sick motherfucker named Tevin sent his thugs to do a drive by on him and Khet on their day ahff but they both managed to dodge all the bullets. It would be fucked up if violence is next in OIC's master plan, but it would also be a hilarious irony if the one person who actually hurts him and his "family" is one of his psycho fans.

if someone eventually breaks into Phils house and starts swinging their dick around, you can quote me on this, it's not going to be a detractor. it's going to be someone who found phil, got attached, gave him a huge sum of money and then gets thrown under the bus/insulted in some way by Phil.

If Phil is ever attacked, that is what is going to happen.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Has Lonelyicedcoffe been present in Phil's stream since getting ousted here, or is he hiding now?

Yea OIC was in the latest microsoft flight stream I think? Not to be a conspiracist but top tip was "Terry" which goes along with that weird string of normal names that tip a lot of money like "Chris."

 

[UaineRunei]

Yea OIC was in the latest microsoft flight stream I think? Not to be a conspiracist but top tip was "Terry" which goes along with that weird string of normal names that tip a lot of money like "Chris."

There's at least one mod online per stream. They usually stay hidden, unless it's Epsilon or Madara or Phil open his mouth and outs one of them. Kinggoken used to appear after a few minutes of hiding too.

It's pathetic, they are completely ashamed to give this guy money to the point of creating socks to talk in chat instead of their normal mod accounts.

 

[gh0stzero]

Assuming you are OIC I have a theory

So do you guys remember how we suspected that Phil had some notorious twitch mod protecting him? Hassan I think? And that because he was a bit of a lech that Phil was paying him protection money in the form of Leanna nudes?

Alright deep autism time. Phil is paying OIC in Kat nudes. Thats why 15k left this idiots wallet. And frequently the same phrases showing up under socks, which is a pattern Phil has suggested for other people. Notably, the guy buying the statues.

Now the biggest problem is that I cannot imagine Phil actually having Kat nudes.

I think that is probably one of the dumbest and craziest conspiracy theories about OIC in this thread.

Hassan was too busy jerking off on company time, when reports about Phil came in. Saw he's a dood and ignored it, he wasn't gonna extort Phil for his Polish kielbasa.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

By the way, just throwing this out here: Wingsofredemption said 2 weeks ago that he has been receiving chargebacks from august 2020. I don't know if it's true, but if it is... there's a possibility that we might see some really ugly stuff hapenning in the next few weeks.

Edit: more precisely he said that the chargebacks are from a channel named GulagKingpin and he is notorious for chargebacking Wings. Also he didn't say anything about that, so...

I thought wings also once said that he was in contact with paypal and they stopped doing chargebacks on him because of all the trolling?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I thought wings also once said that he was in contact with paypal and they stopped doing chargebacks on him because of all the trolling?

I'm not sure that Paypal has any say in that unless they're willing to eat the chargebacks themselves (not a chance).

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil has also been claiming for years that detractors harass him day in and day out with wild claims as to how they do it, fuck at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Phil just goes on the prestream one day and claims that the sick motherfucker named Tevin sent his thugs to do a drive by on him and Khet on their day ahff but they both managed to dodge all the bullets. It would be fucked up if violence is next in OIC's master plan, but it would also be a hilarious irony if the one person who actually hurts him and his "family" is one of his psycho fans.

He probably reads the Secret Reehouse thread and takes all of the stupid shit contained within as actual plans and schemes by tractors to fuck with him.

"Um, khet? I think someone snuck into the khamplex and is watching our real mature adult house. I don't know how they got over the waist-high wall. Better keep Ja$per Kitty away from the windows."

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It's pathetic, they are completely ashamed to give this guy money to the point of creating socks to talk in chat instead of their normal mod accounts.

And too dumb to realize that that shame they feel should be telling them something important: stop giving the swindling piece of shit money and go live a better life elsewhere.

 

[Bloodypinky]

Lmaooo this dumb nigger really blew all this money to try to fuck Kat. OIC, here's an idea.. go buy a piece of lumber, drill a hole in it, and fuck that. Same energy.

 

[Brother Wind]

I think that is probably one of the dumbest and craziest conspiracy theories about OIC in this thread.

Oooh thank you I tried. I wanted to do something beyond him being Tut or BSV like we usually have

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think that is probably one of the dumbest and craziest conspiracy theories about OIC in this thread.

Agreed but it opens the door for some wacky comedy

Phil is paying OIC in Kat nudes.

Like this?:

Spoiler

The BEHIND THE SCENES!!!!!!!! joke here is that was on a site named Bored Panda

 

[Schmeckel]

Like this?:

More like this:

Spoiler

 

[UaineRunei]

Oooh thank you I tried. I wanted to do something beyond him being Tut or BSV like we usually have

I really like the theory that OIC is an executive member of Scopely and he's trying to keep Phil playing WWE Champions by giving him money. And the only wants to get rid off Khet because Phil should only spend money on the game.

I mean, this is infinitely more entertaining that the true OIC's lore. I can say this even without knowing it.

 

[gh0stzero]

Oooh thank you I tried. I wanted to do something beyond him being Tut or BSV like we usually have

Well what if Kat is OIC who's been false flagging a bunch of channels like superhound used to do. See superhound isn't actually one person its more of an idea or secret society like the illuminati (a very autistic illuminati) and OIC is just one of their agents who's been feeding @Shirō Ishii false information like king goken being KGHaleon for all their false flags against state actors for the united states of Phil where whatever he says goes like the king of hate forums.

Maybe superhound/Kat/Jasper/Rambo/Fred was actually really behind the false DMCA takedown notices of 2015 that started the chain of events leading up to the SOK autistic implosion and leaks. Phil puts out content, OIC/Crazy cat lady next door/the milkman/Kat/Jasper/Rambo/Fred seeks to stop content being put out. He's like a parasite trying to stop the cure for himself which is more dumbass Phil videos.

It would also explain that derich twitter where OIC/Crazy cat lady next door/the milkman/Kat/Jasper/Rambo/Fred/Tony Blair seeks to expand Phils reach to the porn industry.

The autistic speculation is a lot better if you read it while listening to this:

Spoiler

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Well what if Kat is OIC who's been false flagging a bunch of channels like superhound used to do. See superhound isn't actually one person its more of an idea or secret society like the illuminati (a very autistic illuminati) and OIC is just one of their agents who's been feeding @Shirō Ishii false information like king goken being KGHaleon for all their false flags against state actors for the united states of Phil where whatever he says goes like the king of hate forums.

Maybe superhound/Kat/Jasper/Rambo/Fred was actually really behind the false DMCA takedown notices of 2015 that started the chain of events leading up to the SOK autistic implosion and leaks. Phil puts out content, OIC/Crazy cat lady next door/the milkman/Kat/Jasper/Rambo/Fred seeks to stop content being put out. He's like a parasite trying to stop the cure for himself which is more dumbass Phil videos.

It would also explain that derich twitter where OIC/Crazy cat lady next door/the milkman/Kat/Jasper/Rambo/Fred/Tony Blair seeks to expand Phils reach to the porn industry.

The autistic speculation is a lot better if you read it while listening to this:

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU

Here's the most autistic theory, OiC is Bryan Dunn and he's trying to beat out Vidar as top paypig of all time. And also get an outline of Phil's dick.

 

[gh0stzero]

Here's the most autistic theory, OiC is Bryan Dunn and he's trying to beat out Vidar as top paypig of all time. And also get an outline of Phil's dick.

That's just a cover up that got fed to the twitter detractor sphere Bryan Dunn doesn't actually exist he's just one of Null's alts to legalise and enforce a legalese document banning users from the site.

That address on his PFP comes back to waste ground, the GPS co-ordinates of that location are authorisation codes for an autistic satelite weapon, rendering anyone it targets severely autistic which is why you need to wear tin foil hats so it bounces back.