Orbiter OnlyIcedCoffee Sperg Containment - Stare into the void too long, and the void REEEEEEEs back.

[NaggotFigger]

Ladies and gentlemen, he finally got us.
It's over.

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The amount of paypig bucks that TrollHunter donates is just from the some of the least devoted paypigs out there.
There's more than that, but it's straight up laughable about the first money in the tip. It just really shows how crazy desperate the hog was for a long time.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

You heard your master, @Little Bill . Bring the bots back and drop another 400 sub bomb to keep him flush in 6-stars and gin.

 

[Elbe]

I can't think of anything that would own the trolls more than if the Christmas Marathon was LOCKED IN.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

We all know you're going to do it, just get the hell on with it. You wouldn't want us laughing because you messed up last time and went far too high, would you?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Maybe he’s going to let it drop, only to gift 600 members again to LOCK IN that marathahn and get maximum air punching?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

No member bomb and only 75 dahlers from Corpun again on the night stream? Cmahn dood what’s going ahn!

 

[DeeTracktor]

Like a fiddle...

 

[We Are The Witches]

So, you know when people say that not giving DSP money makes him "dance" way more than otherwise? Maybe people could apply a similar reasoning to his whales (who will donate regardless of anyone's posts). Like people daring a whale to spend money is just inconsequential, and sometimes even counterproductive to your objective.

I'm saying whale, because for a bunch of tips you don't have sufficient evidence that it's OIC, and if you know this already, and you're just trying to bait "the paypig" by making it seem like you think everyone is OIC, then it's also useless. They will end up spending money.

I would let the natural flow go on, and see if someone actually tryhards into getting your attention, and yes, it doesn't matter that I'm saying this publicly, they won't be able to resist if you actually ignore low tier attempts for attention (and you can ignore these attempts simply because they're boring, are they not?).

Just my opinion.

 

[FaXmachine]

Tbh looking at Phil and how he is acting now its seeming like he's having a psychotic breakdown or something. No amount of money these people be it OIC (army of socks) or different whales like Sirus Seven throw at Phil will save him from the fact his channel is failing, his subs are fake, the view count is inflated by bots and his normal chatters are literal retards.

So whale or don't, the money buff doesn't even work now, just look at how he is acting with these games lately. I don't know if you actually care about Phil OIC, but you have to see he is insane now or likely has been for awhile. I dunno who you are owning or not at this point, we are all bystanders looking at a Phil crumble in on himself.

There is Nuthin' we can do dood, duhuhuhuh

To summarise, what will be will be.

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

I don't even really know why this gay thread about talking to an actual faggot even exists. You're giving him exactly what he wants even if he's gone or on some random Baxter sock LARPing as a dent. He's a faggot, and there's literally not a single thing about him that is even mildly engaging or interesting.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

I don't even really know why this gay thread about talking to an actual faggot even exists. You're giving him exactly what he wants even if he's gone or on some random Baxter sock LARPing as a dent. He's a faggot, and there's literally not a single thing about him that is even mildly engaging or interesting.

If giving him negative attention makes him give more to DSP, I am all for it. I am here to laugh at Dave and all his paypigs, if this paypig goes the way of Timmy 3 Times that just means I get to laugh more.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I don't even really know why this gay thread about talking to an actual faggot even exists.

It's a bunch of ex-reddit fags meme'ing for likes and reaction scores. Which is basically their version of the dopeamin hit Phil gets when he pressed a button to win on WWEChampions

The same lads who are in the chat function here 24/7 and run the DSP discords, who sperg out because Phil makes more money than they do and has a MomWife and Catson.

It's pathetic, but funny to watch. But they seem to have got the hint (i.e. the owner of the site came to this section and threatened to ban the lot of them) that Kiwi Farms is not here to fuck with Phil because their shitty reddit threads (you know, the high brow threads like posting a pic of a Pig Pokemon and saying it looks like Phil, hilarious) got shut down by Phil and his enablers.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

For me OIC is funny just for how pathetic he is, Shiro mentioned that OIC told him he was working out unprompted and sent him a picture of his water bottle in which he could see that he was fat because of his wrist (Shiro never asked for a photo OIC just send one to brag about how he is in the gym), he loves to roleplay as a gym chad and created a twitch profile with pictures of some dude that lifted. OIC didn't even know how push/pull/legs works as a split which exposed him even more when it comes to how he pretends to lift, you don't do push/pull/legs once a week.

He also invented this fantasy of being a CIA super hacker that has to travel to world hacking because super hackers are cool, he also pretends to be a millionaire when in reality he is such a poor fag that when he flexed on Phil he showed him a picture of an account he had with 1500$ for a PC, as if 1500$ was supposed to be a giga flex, if he really was rich he would have showed him an account with 200k and said "I have some change, do you still need that new PC?" but all he could muster was 1 month of income of someone working at starbucks, do you think that if the rich detractor that posts here wanted to flex on Phil he would only show 1500$? Also bragging about having a bank account specifically for paypigging is humiliating rather than a flex. He also made up fantasies of how he has animals and is married to a beautiful young woman.

The reality is that OIC is a lonely nigga that writes paragraphs about his life in Phil's chat (I'm quoting this down below), and the worst thing is that in those paragraphs he role plays as if he was starting a diet when he is fat, it's even more obvious because he said "The goal is to eliminate all carbohydrates and sugar to as close to zero as possible..." , nigga people who are actually fit don't have the problem of consuming so much sugar that it needs to be even thought about, people who are actually fit don't eat sugar at all or at most eat one small spoon of sugar with their coffee, if he needs to even think about reducing sugar it means he is eating garbage all day (hence why he had fat wrists as Shiro said).

OIC is a lonely autismo sperg that donates to Phil for attention and clearly knows what's wrong with himself, he knows that he is a fat lonely loser, maybe he works with computers and rather than doing whatever the fuck he is doing he would love to be a super hacker but he is too dented and lazy to do it, he knows he should work out but he is too lazy to work out consistently and also too lazy to eat healthy everyday (to the point he thinks "man I need to stop eating so much sugar"), he knows he should be with a woman rather than in Phil's chat but he is too much of a loser to get a qt wife so he just invented one, this lonely wheelchair role plays in a lolcow's chat pretending that he is living the life he wishes he had, and he needs to pay probably more than 1000$ a month for the privilege of doing this, fucking pathetic to pay a lolcow in order to escape into a world of fantasy.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Well, I just went through this entire thread via the highlights because this is a rather long commute, only knowing the bare basics about DSP (not great at video games, wwe spending, bankrupt, probably immortal) and all the gayops aside, it is rather astounding to me that someone can consistently keep up this weird delusion to themselves that their donations to Phil will emotionally impact people that dislike the guy somehow.

Like take a deep breath, do a long slow blink and think about it: Can you think of anyone you don't know IRL whose spending habits would ever sufficiently interest you to get angry? Particularly when it comes to donating to let's players, which is pretty niche to begin with frankly?
No, of course not.

What a weirdo.

 

[Anime Avatar User]

this weird delusion to themselves that their donations to Phil will emotionally impact people that dislike the guy somehow.

I hope he keeps it up. If he's this delusional to think donating to Phil is an epic own on the haters his money is in better hands. Aka the local liquor store and the hands of scopely

 

[Shirō Ishii]

For me OIC is funny just for how pathetic he is, Shiro mentioned that OIC told him he was working out unprompted and sent him a picture of his water bottle in which he could see that he was fat because of his wrist (Shiro never asked for a photo OIC just send one to brag about how he is in the gym), he loves to roleplay as a gym chad and created a twitch profile with pictures of some dude that lifted. OIC didn't even know how push/pull/legs works as a split which exposed him even more when it comes to how he pretends to lift, you don't do push/pull/legs once a week.

The reality is that OIC is a lonely nigga that writes paragraphs about his life in Phil's chat (I'm quoting this down below), and the worst thing is that in those paragraphs he role plays as if he was starting a diet when he is fat, it's even more obvious because he said "The goal is to eliminate all carbohydrates and sugar to as close to zero as possible..." , nigga people who are actually fit don't have the problem of consuming so much sugar that it needs to be even thought about, people who are actually fit don't eat sugar at all or at most eat one small spoon of sugar with their coffee, if he needs to even think about reducing sugar it means he is eating garbage all day (hence why he had fat wrists as Shiro said).

OIC is a lonely autismo sperg that donates to Phil for attention and clearly knows what's wrong with himself, he knows that he is a fat lonely loser, maybe he works with computers and rather than doing whatever the fuck he is doing he would love to be a super hacker but he is too dented and lazy to do it, he knows he should work out but he is too lazy to work out consistently and also too lazy to eat healthy everyday (to the point he thinks "man I need to stop eating so much sugar"), he knows he should be with a woman rather than in Phil's chat but he is too much of a loser to get a qt wife so he just invented one, this lonely wheelchair role plays in a lolcow's chat pretending that he is living the life he wishes he had, and he needs to pay probably more than 1000$ a month for the privilege of doing this, fucking pathetic to pay a lolcow in order to escape into a world of fantasy.

The first time I ever voice-called with him, he was at a gym where you could here the grunts of other people. Every photo he has sent me came unprompted and they came in the form of him holding the protein shake he drinks, a plastic bag with supposedly his gym vitamins, and a screenshot of simping to some e-girl on twitch. Also a photo of the beer he was drinking at an airport and photos of where he was staying at in the shithole country he was at (this is how we found out where he was). He admitted to me that he never had a fiancé or a dog (yeah, no shit. Everyone knew that). He has sent me a screenshot of him simping in some e-thots twitch chat, so that should explain how much pussy he ever gets. People who are able to get dates don't simp online to strangers.

His loneliness is a massive understatement. Out of all of Phil's orbiters, OIC is the most boring despite having the largest presence. It was funny to see him make sock accounts on here and argue with himself or sperg out in the chat, but he doesn't appear to have commented or gotten back to the farms since the troon war in late August. At least when Karl was giving Phil money, he was giving us salt from Phil. When OIC does it, it only really causes the most retarded/jealous detractors throw hissy fits while everyone else just laughs AT him

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Perhaps the most disappointing thing is that he fails to realise he has the power to make Phil his bitch. If you're going to give him the money, then make him play things he will utterly hate in order to earn it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The first time I ever voice-called with him, he was at a gym where you could here the grunts of other people.

He could have easily been in a gay bath house getting that protein for the shake.

 

[_XXIII_]

The first time I ever voice-called with him, he was at a gym where you could here the grunts of other people. Every photo he has sent me came unprompted and they came in the form of him holding the protein shake he drinks, a plastic bag with supposedly his gym vitamins, and a screenshot of simping to some e-girl on twitch. Also a photo of the beer he was drinking at an airport and photos of where he was staying at in the shithole country he was at (this is how we found out where he was). He admitted to me that he never had a fiancé or a dog (yeah, no shit. Everyone knew that).

Every single detail of this screams homosexual energy on his part.

Grunting men in the background of a voice call? Unsolicited pictures of all the supps he's taking to get big and strong for you? Letting you know he can buy alcohol? Showing how awkward he is around girls? Telling you he has no long term commitments to chicks or pets?

Dude was trying to groom you. I'm glad you got away unscathed.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

So, you know when people say that not giving DSP money makes him "dance" way more than otherwise? Maybe people could apply a similar reasoning to his whales (who will donate regardless of anyone's posts). Like people daring a whale to spend money is just inconsequential, and sometimes even counterproductive to your objective.

I'm saying whale, because for a bunch of tips you don't have sufficient evidence that it's OIC, and if you know this already, and you're just trying to bait "the paypig" by making it seem like you think everyone is OIC, then it's also useless. They will end up spending money.

I would let the natural flow go on, and see if someone actually tryhards into getting your attention, and yes, it doesn't matter that I'm saying this publicly, they won't be able to resist if you actually ignore low tier attempts for attention (and you can ignore these attempts simply because they're boring, are they not?).

Just my opinion.

Aren't you a whale/former whale?