Wait, [REDACTED] is now claiming he's engaged? Who the fuck is he kidding? The very end of July/beginning of August when he was in Hawaii (or claimed to be), he was single. I know because he was asked by multiple people. At the time he was staying with "family friends" on some base or something. No girlfriend to speak of. Now in the span of 3 months he's met someone, dated them, got engaged, and is now doing multiple-week long trips with her?
@JimJimJim come on man you're better than this. At least try to make your bullshit remotely believable.