Orbiter OnlyIcedCoffee Sperg Containment - Stare into the void too long, and the void REEEEEEEs back.

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Rate me MATI but I just wish this OIC shit was kept in the containment thread. I'm bored of reading about this guy, and I'm especially bored of people falling for his bait posts and doing Reddit-level sperg outs. I'm having to scroll through pages of OIC talk just to see if I've missed anything mildly interesting from der Führer.

The best thing to do (for all of us) is to just ignore the dude, really. Don't react to any of his posts and don't reply to them.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Congrats. And this is the sad part about Phil. Literally a brand new channel with 0 subscribers can already double the amount of views his videos get. When I first posted that, in my mind I imagined An1337 or someone with a similar following uploading those clips and easily eclipsing 10K views within a day or two; however, it's actually good to see a brand new channel doing this because it just proves the point even further that Phil is a dogshit bottom of the barrel content creator who puts the lowest effort into his 'kahntent'.

When do you plan on becoming a horse thief?

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I’m getting high as fuck this weekend and going backwards through the main thread reporting every single OIC-related post until the mods ban me from the sub. I am spiteful and idle and autistic and you retards are about to find out just how tahksic a cocktail that is.

You're doing the Lord's work mate.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

One day soon hopefully, we will doxx him and get some answers.

No, and I hope it never happens. I like his ability to piss off half the DarksydePhil board with a single comment. It's what trolling is about, and I don't want him gone.

I don't really see why people dislike him, I mean yes I do but it's silly. At the end of the day he trolls us the same way we troll Phil, in a way.
He throws money at Phil to kiss his ass and piss you lot off. He gets shit for it.
A detractor throws money at Phil to insult him, message gets deleted and nobody cares. Bloke gets a shout out.
At the end of the day both give Phil money, but only one really knows how to troll and farm reactions. You could replace us with DarksydePhil's fans, and we would literally be the Spider-Man meme.

 

[Fapcop]

No. I like his ability to piss off half the DarksydePhil board with a single comment. It's what trolling is about, and I don't want him gone.

He’s the true chaotic evil troll. (Or would that be chaotic neutral?)

When it comes to Phil though. OIC is a disgrace to trolls everywhere. His idea of trolling Phil seems to be to let him sweat for an hour before giving him 100$ and snicker to himself: “Oh boy! Sure trolled him hard today!”

Anyways: You have a point.

I just want to see Phil cry and beg after three days of no OIC whalecalls.

Doxxing him would scare him off, We need him at the moment as he's the only thing keeping Phil above water. We want to keep Phil at least a little bit happy, so that when he does have a bad day we get epic rants like yesterday.

Wouldn’t scaring off OIC be a GOOD thing in regards to trolling Phil?!

If you want to see epic rants, consider what Phil would act like with no OIC and three days in a row with tips under 50$.


“I need that money I need those tips I really do! *SNORT* In fact, if you have enjoyed mah kahntent and have never tipped? That’s pretty much stealing! And to everyone who can spare a dollar but doesn’t want to, YOU NEED TO STOP STEALING FRAM ME, STAHP UP AND DONATE! I’ve had enough of this shit! SnowKarl says ‘are contributions mandatory?’ SHUT THE FAHK UP DUDE! Ahm not in the mood for your bullshiat today!”

 

[TheGoutburglar]

If you want to see epic rants, consider what Phil would act like with no OIC and three days in a row with tips under 50$.

This. There's no getting around the fact that while I can laugh at Cuckroach making an ass of himself (which is exactly what he does any time he does anything for attention), he ALSO gets in the way of the real entertainment. Which is probably the goal, and why he doesn't mind wasting so much money: he's leeching off of the autism vortex. It isn't about pigroach, it's about Cuck. When he shit-posts here and then gives pigroach money, he's diverting the attention to himself, because he would rather be the center of it.

Which is why I will enjoy the day he is doxed, because that's put up or shut up time. Cuck enjoys this while he's sitting in an even safer position than pigroach is. Let's see how long that lasts when everyone knows who he is. Like Nigel, I'm all for trolling, but when someone wants to be the lolcow without taking the downsides, I will always look forward to them being exposed, because that's when their true colors show.

 

[UaineRunei]

The only way to get him out of here is stop mentioning him completely, act normal when he posts and delete this thread. At least, in my opinion.

Because I don't see him leaving any time soon.

 

[Fapcop]

The only way to get him out of here is stop mentioning him completely, act normal when he posts and delete this thread. At least, in my opinion.

Because I don't see him leaving any time soon.

Ignore him or doxx him.

Unlike other DSP paypigs, OIC seems to have something to lose. He’s probably a fat, lonely loser, but there is a reason why he seems scared of being doxxed to the extent of playing the “Haha! DSP is such a tard, amirite guys and fellow trolls”-card.

My guess would be either a reasonably well paying job, or some rich parents who don’t pay attention or give a fuck. But would definitely do so, if they suddenly started to get 3am phonecalls from people telling them that tens of thousands of their dollars are being spent on supporting a 40 year old failed streamer with a Gacha habit.

Ignore or doxx. Both will work, though the second might be slightly more entertaining.

 

[Tom Delonge]

I'm not sure how giving DSP thousands of dollars is considered some epic trolling. Honestly, the only thing it does is make me lose my interest in watching him until he gets interesting again (= starts panicking because of lack of money). You don't need a grand fucking plan over the course of a year to make DSP panic and every stream he hits his tip goal is boring as hell.

 

[Forbidden Math]

No, and I hope it never happens. I like his ability to piss off half the DarksydePhil board with a single comment. It's what trolling is about, and I don't want him gone.

I don't really see why people dislike him, I mean yes I do but it's silly. At the end of the day he trolls us the same way we troll Phil, in a way.
He throws money at Phil to kiss his ass and piss you lot off. He gets shit for it.
A detractor throws money at Phil to insult him, message gets deleted and nobody cares. Bloke gets a shout out.
At the end of the day both give Phil money, but only one really knows how to troll and farm reactions. You could replace us with DarksydePhil's fans, and we would literally be the Spider-Man meme.

Honestly I'm kind of at the point where I'm not sure why we're that mad. I mean the stuff he posts here on Kiwi Farms makes it look like he understands what a boring shitbag DSP is, so at the end of the day the one person keeping DSP afloat is a troll and at the same time he's scaring off long time contributors and new fans. Sounds like a win-win to me honestly, DSP gets his money so keep streaming so we don't lose the insane rants and he also has to deal with the fact his livelihood is now dependent on a troll while his real support dwindles, but I'm also past the point of getting angry at the money DSP gets (mainly because the dude is a black hole and wastes it all).

My suggestion: Laugh at both DSP and OIC and only worry about DSP's finances when they can be used to point out he's lying for more laughs.

 

[Fapcop]

Honestly I'm kind of at the point where I'm not sure why we're that mad. I mean the stuff he posts here on Kiwi Farms makes it look like he understands what a boring shitbag DSP is, so at the end of the day the one person keeping DSP afloat is a troll and at the same time he's scaring off long time contributors and new fans. Sounds like a win-win to me honestly, DSP gets his money so keep streaming so we don't lose the insane rants and he also has to deal with the fact his livelihood is now dependent on a troll while his real support dwindles, but I'm also past the point of getting angry at the money DSP gets (mainly because the dude is a black hole and wastes it all).

My suggestion: Laugh at both DSP and OIC and only worry about DSP's finances when they can be used to point out he's lying for more laughs.

The fact that OIC understands his money is going to a boring shitheel doesn’t make it any better.

If anything it only makes OIC look like a lolcow.

What would happen if Phil lost his one remaining whale? Newsflash, he wouldn’t shrug and say: “Guess it’s Burger King then, nothin’ I could do!” He’d only get more and more desperate, ranty and angry.

Nobody is angry at OIC for basically being a lolcow who gives another lolcow money.

It’s the fact that he cost us some good and entertaining Phil content with his donations that seems to piss people off.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

These attention seeking pigs are boring as fuck. It’s basically the equivalent to the acoustic guitar guy who shows up to every party. Nobody came here to see you, just get the fuck out of our line of sight.

Let’s get some new detractors who know how to make Phil sweat. That’s that good entertainment.

 

[That Anony Mouse]

Honestly I'm kind of at the point where I'm not sure why we're that mad.

I'm not even sure that people are mad. Perplexed, baffled maybe, definitely caught up in his weird little mystery, and people do like to tell him off.

Some guy comes along and drops tens of thousands with the idea he's got a plan in mind. Years later and he's done nothing he's talked about. We don't have the doxxings he promised that would put Nigel to shame, no trips up to meet Phil and Kat, it's boring. If it seems angry to tell the dude he's dull af and going in circles, then sure, I'm big mad.

It feels more like people are over it and want to get to the series finale already in this arc, but at the same time they're realizing that ending is going to be a letdown. He either breaks rank and tells us what we already know, very predictable, or he doesn't and then he's as much of a faggot all along, also predictable.

 

[Forbidden Math]

The fact that OIC understands his money is going to a boring shitheel doesn’t make it any better.

If anything it only makes OIC look like a lolcow.

What would happen if Phil lost his one remaining whale? Newsflash, he wouldn’t shrug and say: “Guess it’s Burger King then, nothin’ I could do!” He’d only get more and more desperate, ranty and angry.

Nobody is angry at OIC for basically being a lolcow who gives another lolcow money.

It’s the fact that he cost us some good and entertaining Phil content with his donations that seems to piss people off.

Fair enough, I just don't see the point in getting mad, if it weren't OIC it would have been his other paypigs (before OIC scared them off) and eventually (eventually) OIC will leave (or at least stop donating). Still like I said, fair enough.

I'm not even sure that people are mad. Perplexed, baffled maybe, definitely caught up in his weird little mystery, and people do like to tell him off.

Some guy comes along and drops tens of thousands with the idea he's got a plan in mind. Years later and he's done nothing he's talked about. We don't have the doxxings he promised that would put Nigel to shame, no trips up to meet Phil and Kat, it's boring. If it seems angry to tell the dude he's dull af and going in circles, then sure, I'm big mad.

It feels more like people are over it and want to get to the series finale already in this arc, but at the same time they're realizing that ending is going to be a letdown. He either breaks rank and tells us what we already know, very predictable, or he doesn't and then he's as much of a faggot all along, also predictable.

Good points, I mean I'm excited for the end of the arc as much as anyone. Honestly I'm kind of speaking up just to say "Hey, we're not all mad." and glad to see other posters echo that. There's no need to get mad over OIC is all I'm saying and I know I'm not the only one who feels that way.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

It feels more like people are over it and want to get to the series finale already in this arc, but at the same time they're realizing that ending is going to be a letdown.

This is 100% it, and cannot be said any better.
However Phil will never go away, he will stream until he dies. In Phil's mind he loses if he stops, and he is all about winning. He might stop if, likely when, he will make more working a normal job.

Honestly, he is getting less and less views, and less and less money. This is a slow death that he does deserve, seeing him panic, beg, start fundraisers. All of this used to be rare, it's common now.

He’s the true chaotic evil troll. (Or would that be chaotic neutral?)

Kind of mate yeah, maybe neutral because he takes shots at both sides. In a way I even respect him because he admits he does gay ops and doesn't try to hide behind the "I'm above it" bollocks. I dislike the whole "we're good boys" when I know most of us cheeky cunts run gay ops around Phil.

 

[UaineRunei]

This is 100% it, and cannot be said any better.
However Phil will never go away, he will stream until he dies. In Phil's mind he loses if he stops, and he is all about winning. He might stop if, likely when, he will make more working a normal job.

Honestly, he is getting less and less views, and less and less money. This is a slow death that he does deserve, seeing him panic, beg, start fundraisers. All of this used to be rare, it's common now.

Yep! It's Phil, so even if he has someone with virtually unlimited money supporting him for no reason, he's going to fuck everything up. Because instead of saving some of this money, he decided to increase his expenses lmao

Oh, and whenever someone writes "wtf happened to OIC?" in his chat he starts to panic hahahaha
Tbf, I give this one to @Froggah.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It’s the fact that he cost us some good and entertaining Phil content with his donations that seems to piss people off.

"Pissed off" is a strong word I wouldn't use. "Weary" is a better term. Cuck is an obnoxious gnat you can't wait to see hit the limit of their short lifespan, he can't really qualify for anything beyond that, much like how pigroach cannot aspire to be anything more than a laughing stock.

But even then, the only reason he can be annoying is if one is impatient about watching pigroach have his inevitable Chernobyl-like meltdown the day he doesn't have his one reliable whale anymore. Which is in understandable thing, but it helps to realize that since Cuckroach scares the other whales off, when he's not around anymore, one of them will bask in the spotlight. They just won't be doing it for the same reasons.

Which makes Cuckroach more pathetic than them, TBH. At least they're true believers.

 

[Fapcop]

Fair enough, I just don't see the point in getting mad, if it weren't OIC it would have been his other paypigs (before OIC scared them off) and eventually (eventually) OIC will leave (or at least stop donating). Still like I said, fair enough.


Good points, I mean I'm excited for the end of the arc as much as anyone. Honestly I'm kind of speaking up just to say "Hey, we're not all mad." and glad to see other posters echo that. There's no need to get mad over OIC is all I'm saying and I know I'm not the only one who feels that way.

Oh wow, OICs reveal that he was a troll all along sure will be epic!

 

[MoonRocker]

If you’re giving money to Phil to troll us, to basically prevent us from seeing DesperateSydePhil and the pig going into begging overdrive, he’s succeeding at that. For sure. We’re missing out on some good gold dust (like yesterday’s pre-stream, for example, which is peak Phil when he finally sees the writing on the wall) because of his tipping. But to call it “winning” or “succeeding” is a far fucking stretch. Sure you’re being talked about, but nigga, if you’re so desperate for attention from people on KF, you have some fucking problems. Major issues.

But is it funny? Is it memorable? Is it a good plan? Is this going to be a major arc in the annals of the DSP Reality TV Show? Fuck no.

Your entire legacy in this ridiculously autistic community is being the guy who’s wasted over $20,000 on one of the worst streamers of the internet. And for what? To upset a bunch of strangers who congregate on a forum to talk shit about this dude? Most of us have been here for years. And we will stay here for years.

If this is some weird competition about who’s going to outlast who, he’s going to lose that one. Our entertainment is free; his is extremely expensive.

And as I’ve said before: life is not constant. You may have an abundance of money one year but next year something bad might happen where you could have used that money. If anything, I know the person doing this is putting themselves in a precarious position to say the least for very little gained. One that doesn’t value what $20,000 can do for a person (I’m not saying that amount of money is life changing or anything but that’s cash you can do quite a bit with than wasting on DSP).

There’s no MATI here. I just wish this whole saga was funnier, that’s it.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I always assumed he's just another lolcow. Every simp has the potential to be one. I also don't mind the discussion about him as this is a thread about him after all. Honestly, I don't care if anyone of us would get mad - we are individuals and react differently. As long as it's topical, it's fine. We haven't spent 20k on a faggot.

The only thing I would argue is counter productive and leads us astray are the reactions to his posts in the threads - I would not react, just watch his retardation. He has never shown any integrity towards "us" or Phil - just look at his PMs between him and former mods or detractors etc. His sole honest act is sacrificing money to the clown king of the wheelchairs. Everything he says is a lie. I stand by my point that he is a sociopath, I think. He would do anything to look better or smarter than he actually he is - even it means to complain about his future skin suit in a thread where everyone knows that Phil is a lying manchild.

In short: The time to take him in any way seriously/by his word is long gone. You should laugh regardless if he burns money or not. At the end it's all about laughing at lolcows.

Your entire legacy in this ridiculously autistic community is being the guy who’s wasted over $20,000 on one of the worst streamers of the internet. And for what? To upset a bunch of strangers who congregate on a forum to talk shit about this dude?

Yes! Just to add to your whole excellent post: The "4D chess" is only played because he can't/won't accept being a loser. In reality he loves Phil. In no way is spending 20k a next-level-troll move.