Online Giant/Nephilim Conspiracy

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Seriously, how the fuck would these giants eat enough to survive?

Unless they're fucking magic or made of titanium or something, any post-gunpowder force would be a threat, anything past the advent of military planes or zeppelins would just be unfair. I mean, what's a giant to do if something he can't even hit keeps shooting him in his giant exposed schlong?

...I'm thinking too much about this, I should stop.
 
Sable said:
Seriously, how the fuck would these giants eat enough to survive?

Unless they're fucking magic or made of titanium or something, any post-gunpowder force would be a threat, anything past the advent of military planes or zeppelins would just be unfair. I mean, what's a giant to do if something he can't even hit keeps shooting him in his giant exposed schlong?

...I'm thinking too much about this, I should stop.
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That's part of the end-game for these people.

The NWO is gonna have control of the world's military and is gonna take our guns away before they unleash the giants and they gonna be eating people during the Tribulation in addition to eating anything that we have at Walmart until Jesus comes and kills them once for all (because God sending a world-wide flood didn't manage to kill them all for some reason). During the Tribulation we're gonna be forced to make spears of Copper to kill them when they try to eat us [So invest all your Shekels in Copper not Gold].

Oh and they regenerate.

Oh and also evil spirits are souls of these giants that are trapped to stay on the Earth and Demon possessions are actually caused by Giant Souls.


MostPeculiar said:
Liar, the Iron Age Israelites didn't have copper bullets.
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Yeah but according to them they can also be killed via chopping off their head with a giant sword or stabbing them with a Copper spear.


Also Donald Trump's Presidency might be stolen from him so take a photo of your vote and post it on social media, only Trump's wall can stop these giants.
http://www.stevequayle.com/index.php?s=33&d=1907
 
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Do they even realize what the caloric content of us Americans are? They'll never even make west of the Mississippi before they contracted heart disease and diabeetus. Jokes on you, apocalypse Giants, we're filled with poison!
 
Maximinus Thrax was a real roman emperor. But he wasn't a giant.

Well, that's not entirely true. Maximinus Thrax is as much a giant as Paul Wight or Andre Roussimoff was a giant.

So I can kinda see where the insanity comes from. But... yeah, no. It's fucking insane.
 
ICametoLurk said:
That's part of the end-game for these people.

The NWO is gonna have control of the world's military and is gonna take our guns away before they unleash the giants and they gonna be eating people during the Tribulation in addition to eating anything that we have at Walmart until Jesus comes and kills them once for all (because God sending a world-wide flood didn't manage to kill them all for some reason). During the Tribulation we're gonna be forced to make spears of Copper to kill them when they try to eat us [So invest all your Shekels in Copper not Gold].

Oh and they regenerate.

Oh and also evil spirits are souls of these giants that are trapped to stay on the Earth and Demon possessions are actually caused by Giant Souls.
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This literally sounds like the plot of the next Soulsborne game.
Giant Souls, set in the post apocalyptic world where the giants have risen to rule over humanity. You, The Giantslayer, are fated to be reborn eternally to fight them and their NWO servants, and harvest their souls.
 
breadandcircuses said:
Maximinus Thrax was a real roman emperor. But he wasn't a giant.

Well, that's not entirely true. Maximinus Thrax is as much a giant as Paul Wight or Andre Roussimoff was a giant.

So I can kinda see where the insanity comes from. But... yeah, no. It's fucking insane.
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My favorite anti-historical viewpoint is that Scots are Iranians from a book that was deemed to be unscientific.
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/gigantes/GiantsMidEast7.html
Wikipedia said:
Pezron's fairly unscientific book was popular and reprinted until the early nineteenth century
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lol the Wikipedia page for this guy has a link to Steve's website.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul-Yves_Pezron
 
ICametoLurk said:
100 foot giants come back to life from the deepest parts of the Earth and harvest and farm us to eat us (this is why there are so many fat people in the world, 100 foot tall giants like it).
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I'm shocked to find out the Slaton Sisters actually have a purpose in life.
 
breadandcircuses said:
Maximinus Thrax was a real roman emperor. But he wasn't a giant.

Well, that's not entirely true. Maximinus Thrax is as much a giant as Paul Wight or Andre Roussimoff was a giant.

So I can kinda see where the insanity comes from. But... yeah, no. It's fucking insane.
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I'm a giant myself. Just a really, really short one.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm a giant myself. Just a really, really short one.
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Maximinus Thrax is described as having a prominent brow, large hands, and a bulbous nose.

These are signs of acromegaly caused gigantism, which Paul Wight has, and Andre Roussimoff had.

(The Big Show and Andre the Giant Respectively).

Not exactly giant, but certainly big, it's just that Quayle here see's Thrax as proof of giants instead of proof of cancer.
 
Sable said:
Seriously, how the fuck would these giants eat enough to survive?

Unless they're fucking magic or made of titanium or something, any post-gunpowder force would be a threat, anything past the advent of military planes or zeppelins would just be unfair. I mean, what's a giant to do if something he can't even hit keeps shooting him in his giant exposed schlong?

...I'm thinking too much about this, I should stop.
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Sunlight is their energy source. They eat people for fun.

Source : I am a giant with dwarfism.
 
Sable said:
Seriously, how the fuck would these giants eat enough to survive?

Unless they're fucking magic or made of titanium or something, any post-gunpowder force would be a threat, anything past the advent of military planes or zeppelins would just be unfair. I mean, what's a giant to do if something he can't even hit keeps shooting him in his giant exposed schlong?

...I'm thinking too much about this, I should stop.
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They'd just say the giants have some ability to make food they can sustain on or they get sated eating just one guy because he has a soul or something.

Randall Fragg said:
This literally sounds like the plot of the next Soulsborne game.
Giant Souls, set in the post apocalyptic world where the giants have risen to rule over humanity. You, The Giantslayer, are fated to be reborn eternally to fight them and their NWO servants, and harvest their souls.
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It sounds like a good parody of the giant conspiracy, all you'd need are guns and gay giants with no women around them.
 
Randall Fragg said:
This literally sounds like the plot of the next Soulsborne game.
Giant Souls, set in the post apocalyptic world where the giants have risen to rule over humanity. You, The Giantslayer, are fated to be reborn eternally to fight them and their NWO servants, and harvest their souls.
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GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS! BECOME UNSTOPPABLE!
 
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