💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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It'sYaBoi_Skinny_Hunter69 said:
bro, he really said that chris hansen is stalking him. he literally sounds like a toddler when he was describing why chris wanted to talk to him.
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"Why is he stalking you?"
"There was a girl and she was crazy and I didn't wanna be her friend and so she told this mean bully I'm a bad guy!"

You can tell how hard he was struggling to word that to come off as not a scumbag.
 
The best is when she asks why Hansen is "stalking him" he takes forever. Nyou can hear the wheels turning on what to say that doesnt make him sound bad and to avoid saying "pedo". "Uh...there was a girl with bpd and she told him I said mean stuff"

Bonus for "my name isn't even Greg". Goes to show he thought that could be an excuse.
 
i like how he conveniently didn't tell the operator what youtube channel CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING HANSEN is from

i WoNdEr WhY hE lEfT tHaT oUt
 
'My name isn't even Greg; I don't have I wife, I have a husband; I broke up with those girls, so it's their fault; and I feel abused as a human being,' sums his life up entirely.
 
It's the Cartman-esque voice warble that cracks me up them most; here's my interpretation of the sounds: "and, and then he stalked me? And I didn't even do anything? *sniffle* An, an, and I just don't understand whyyyyy he *sharp breath* wants to huuuuurt meeeee... [trails of into crying]"
 
What a loser. All that tough talk and yet he hid behind a door and bleated at the police like a coward. I guess bullying small young girls and random people online isn't the same as taking on a full grown man and his cameras.

I hope Chris comes back with a lockpick and trashes that monster.
 
Screaming Mascara said:
I got it.
HERE
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To me, the best part about this was at the very end when he called back to ask if the cops were even coming and the operator sounded irritated as fuck to be dealing with him like “SIR THE OFFICERS HAVE BEEN ADVISED AND THEY NEED TO DRIVE TO YOU”

and he’s just dejected that they’re not flying in on police copters the way they obviously should for this extremely dangerous situation, clearly 6 or 7 people with cameras are an immediate threat to his life lmao
 
He sounds so fucking juvenile when he speaks to other adults.

He comes off as teenager in the ONLY way he doesn't want to - intellectually.

E - Him* and huswife must have been mortified, imagine all the neighbours watching and gossiping. This is brilliant.
 
dfranki723 said:
He sounds so fucking juvenile when he speaks to other adults.

He comes off as teenager in the ONLY way he doesn't want to - intellectually.
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What did you expect from a water-head? Hell, I've seen teenagers that could verbally conduct themselves much better than he can.
 
i think the reason why he sounded so toddler like was because he was clearly trying to avoid the subject and make himself not look like a pedo since they were asking what show chris was from but then again, the caveman's head is full of water and he literally cannot act like a normal human being around actual adults.
 
The thing is, James (always call a predator by their "name", makes it easier for random folk to track the sudden new weirdo in their lives) WANTED an interview with Hansen, on his own terms. Hansen showing up at his door is just the perfect chance for this. He could have opened the door and told him and his crew to "have a seat over there," as it were. James could have filmed everything that happened for prosperity, and then posted his "sick takedown", or whatever the fake kids are calling it, these days.
 
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