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The hitman 3 gameplay was just fucking hilarious, is nice to have Zach back. You instantly feel the high energy from the moment he, Chris and Tomar start interacting.
 
Saxxon said:
The hitman 3 gameplay was just fucking hilarious, is nice to have Zach back. You instantly feel the high energy from the moment he, Chris and Tomar start interacting.
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The scimitar being thrown into that chick's head and just sticking straight up got me the most. Cruelty has never been so hilarious!
 
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Well, I am glad to see psychicpebbles back. He meshes well with Oney and Tomar. I like Lyle, but I also like Oneyplays' rotating roster. It keeps the videos fresh.

Also, I love how they always manage to make Hitman look fun and Agent 47 an incompetent psychopath at the same time.

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They uploaded the Bowser's Fury finale. That was the laziest Nintendo game ending I have ever seen.
 
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Julian correctly predicted the talking plush thing he was afraid of in that whiny comic he drew a couple years back when he and dd left, I see :stress::story:
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Correctly predicted? Or self fulfilling prophecy where Chris got the idea from?
 
It was a cold Chicago night. Julian and his gay extraterrestrial lover, Ding Dong, were in their apartment watching old episodes of Fat Albert. Suddenly, Julian felt a shearing pain in his head and his breathes became short. "Not again!" he thought to himself.

"Are you all right?" asked Ding Dong. "You've been having these panic attacks for a while now. I think it's time for you to see a doctor."

"No, I'm fine," said Julian. "I just need to get some fresh air."

Julian walked outside and leaned up against the side of the apartment complex. The pain in his head was becoming unbearable. He started to grow pale and his skin lost all of its pigment. Clumps of hair fell from his head until he was bald, but the hair on his face and body began to grow at an alarming rate. Julian grabbed his head and fell to his knees. When the pain was almost too much to bear it stopped and his mind went blank. He rose to feet, no longer Julian or even a man, but as a beast.

"I must return home," the creature formerly known as Julian said to itself.

Hours later, the creature arrived in Los Angeles. It walked up to a small house nestled in a Burbank neighborhood and entered. Upon entering, the creature saw a fairly tall woman busily attending to household chores. The woman looked up from what she was doing and panicked.

"You're home!" she said. "Where have you been?"

"It does not concern you," answered the creature as it peered into the kitchen and noticed a bare kitchen table. "Jaxxy, where is my dinner?"

"I'm so sorry, Joshua. I didn't know if you were coming home or not, so I didn't prepare anything. I'll make you something for you right away. It will be quick. I promise!"

"I'll go easy on you since I'm in a good mood, but just remember what happened to my last wife when she didn't have my dinner ready for me on time. I will be down in the basement. Bring me my food when it's ready."

The creature walked down into the pitch black basement. It flicked a switch and a dim light illuminated the room. An unconscious bald and vaguely Asian man sat tied to a chair next to a workbench. The creature picked up a bucket of water and threw it on the man. He awoke gasping for air and coughing.

"Where the hell am I? Tomar? Tomar, is that you?" the man asked the creature. "It's me! Your old pal, Mick! You gotta get me outta here!"

"Don't worry," said the creature as he picked up a pair of pliers from the workbench. "It will all be over soon."

And then Tomar yanked out all of Mick's teeth and he screamed like the Nostalgia Critic and bled hyper realistic blood.
 
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These Hitman 3 videos with Zach are the best stuff they've made in a long ass time.
 
Titos said:
These Hitman 3 videos with Zach are the best stuff they've made in a long ass time.
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The energy is definitely higher overall and it's a perfect type of game for fucking about and experimenting in which Chris appreciates. I've also been enjoying Detroit since that's probably the most in-depth game that Quantic Dream's put out to date so I imagine Chris will like that too barring some of the rather stupid twists.
 
We should have a general Newgrounds thread for these people but since there isn't one I'm posting it here.
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We started our journey of making this album back in the Spring of 2020. The band started out with just Cory and Dillan composing songs virtually from across the country. We released our single Best Of Me back in July of 2020 and we received so much support from that release that we went full...
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Cory's band is crowdfunding a vinyl release of his album and I want it to succeed. Back it. It's not even an unreasonable price for a record.
 
Saxxon said:
The hitman 3 gameplay was just fucking hilarious, is nice to have Zach back. You instantly feel the high energy from the moment he, Chris and Tomar start interacting.
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Between Jerma's playthrough of Hitman 3 and hopefully the boys making more videos I think this game is without a doubt one of the most enjoyable games to watch people play and do stuff with.
 
lumrejington said:
We should have a general Newgrounds thread for these people but since there isn't one I'm posting it here.
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The Third-Rates: See What Sticks Vinyl Record

We started our journey of making this album back in the Spring of 2020. The band started out with just Cory and Dillan composing songs virtually from across the country. We released our single Best Of Me back in July of 2020 and we received so much support from that release that we went full...
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Cory's band is crowdfunding a vinyl release of his album and I want it to succeed. Back it. It's not even an unreasonable price for a record.
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I've wanted a NewGrounds/NewGrounds Alumni community watch or general discussion thread for a long time. From Youcis, to school shooters, there's so much shit to cover (not to mention on going NG inspired projects like Helluva or FridayNightFunkin).

I'd make one myself but I'm a faggot who doesn't know where to start for a NG thread and I'll piss myself if I receive more than 1 dumb rating for making it.
 
vulgar said:
I've wanted a NewGrounds/NewGrounds Alumni community watch or general discussion thread for a long time. From Youcis, to school shooters, there's so much shit to cover (not to mention on going NG inspired projects like Helluva or FridayNightFunkin).

I'd make one myself but I'm a faggot who doesn't know where to start for a NG thread and I'll piss myself if I receive more than 1 dumb rating for making it.
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Like this one? you could use the search button you know
 
I think tomar is my favorite guy. All of zachs, chris and lyles craziness gets ten times better when hes just there being normal.

But I'm still not a fan of how often he violates in his words "the geneva suggestion"
 
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