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He's really going out of his way to die on this hill instead of just either ignoring it or admitting he's an idiot huh. Sad to see Egoraptor-type behaviour from Chris, not but surprising.
The thing with Chris is that he can both sound like he's taking the piss and like he's unbelievably angry that someone pissed on him

If this was Arin he would have blamed the viewers and not even apologize, but chris going "I'm sorry viewers pleeeease keep watching" I'm so split on this whole thing being a bamboozle or him being stupid, probably both
 
The thing with Chris is that he can both sound like he's taking the piss and like he's unbelievably angry that someone pissed on him

If this was Arin he would have blamed the viewers and not even apologize, but chris going "I'm sorry viewers pleeeease keep watching" I'm so split on this whole thing being a bamboozle or him being stupid, probably both
I am more than willing to self-tag as autistic if the need calls for it, but I dunno. A joke becomes less and less tolerable if you overplay it.
 
I am more than willing to self-tag as autistic if the need calls for it, but I dunno. A joke becomes less and less tolerable if you overplay it.
Imagine if this is the turning point and now he won't let go of this like he's videogamedunkey and from there I'll be a very sad boy

He really needs to change up the cohosts too, I'd say zach would have pointed it out in the first recording session
 
Tried watching the new episode, but I really cannot stand watching that game no matter who plays it. From someone who actually enjoyed Indigo Prophecy, Detroit Becoming Human is dull shite
I'm gonna watch it to see what they'll say. Who else besides SBFP has not ripped this game a new asshole?

Uricksaladbar did a video on David Cage's Beyond Two Holes, that's the closest I'm aware of.
 
I'm so split on this whole thing being a bamboozle or him being stupid, probably both
When they play games I'm familiar with, I notice that Chris has a pattern: find the basic attack button, and then don't look at or learn anything else until you die. I think the reason that this agitates people more than anything else is that, like... yeah, being bad at games isn't a huge deal, because people come to the channel for a laugh. But when you won't even look at the controls/mechanics and you have a playstyle that doesn't naturally experiment, it can lead to utterly uninteresting situations that banter can't even carry - it's just boring.

Especially since their best banter comes from them reacting spontaneously and organically to shit going on that they don't expect - compare Lyle's energy levels re-playing a game he's completely memorized to when he plays something new or that he doesn't remember - night and day. I remember in the Devotion series, they get stuck on the easiest puzzle in the world which they ultimately give up on - using the daughter's date of birth as the numbers on a lock or something. Instead of just looking it up, they wander around for 30 minutes and the jokes / footage get stale. Same exact situation when they're moving slowly in a platformer and nothing at all is happening to get them going.

I cannot watch him play the souls games because he still has not even fucking experimented with putting the shield down to regen stamina when there's no chance of him getting hit. He sees an enemy, he pushes the block button. He runs out of stamina swinging, but the enemy is not dead, so he keeps holding the block button. He circlestrafes a basic enemy for 30 seconds and forces the bants to deal with something that isn't the game, because the game is boring. Compare that to when Dave's playing RE3 and he keeps digging himself into trouble and running into zombos - they can talk about NC's Wall Review, then talk about something wacky in the game, then talk about boobs; get some variety, some energy.

Which is part of why a good ol' David Kage """"""""""""game"""""""""""""" might be useful as a balm for their recent "games journalist plays cuphead tutorial"-level efforts. It keeps things going, Chris doesn't know the story or options, and even being retards and fucking up won't stop things from happening.
 
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The best part about them playing Detroit: BH is that even if Chris fails a prompt it's fine because failing in a David Cage game is much funnier and more entertaining than doing everything right.
 
I always thought ding dong and Lyle played the games more then Chris.
At least personally some of the best series had a decent amount of someone else with the controller, or Chris interacting with others in a multiplayer game because then he can start riffing or letting his batshit self come out.

I didn't mind his Dark Souls or Demon's Souls play because he so clearly is enthusiastic about the game despite playing it in a really simple way. It helps that when they start really bogging down they don't fight tooth and nail to avoid having a bigass edit snip out the dullest parts.
 
Tomar also suggested the idea of playing through super mario rpg, that would suck unless Tomar is the one on the controls since he seems to know a good amount of that game

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I always thought ding dong and Lyle played the games more then Chris.
With Dingdong it could be the other extreme. I remember for the Mega Man X LP, he played the game so quickly and effortlessly that the others eventually stopped paying attention and just did a podcast because there wasn't really anything to react to. He sometimes tried to get their attention back to the game but it didn't always work.
 
Tomar also suggested the idea of playing through super mario rpg, that would suck unless Tomar is the one on the controls since he seems to know a good amount of that game

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Lyle was right to shut it down after it was said, its not a LP game, especially for Oneyplays.
 
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