OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

  • 🔎 If you see an alert for analytics.usips.org, this is a self-hosted system I am running as a test. It is GDPR compliant and collects no invasive information.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
guys im so glad the bullshit drama ended. i love my fwiends haha :) i love this thwead wif all my fwiends :)
1792103091111.png
 
*Gulps* *scratches treasure trail*

Oneybros, I went to the doctor yesterday and I have an incurable disease, a big chunk of my heart is missing. I've just got the results and...
I may not make it past this year :stress:
IMissTheGoblinoid.png
 
*You hear a loud bang!*
*To your dismay, the red9 handgun wasn't loaded...*
*Turning around, with a tear running down your cheek, you see a limp corpse of that same boner man, brain splattered up the wall with a shotgun between his legs*
*on the table beside him, sobbing with white strings of cum running down his asscheeks, Kyle Carrozza lies bareass*
*awesome guitar solo starts playing*
OH I'M TAKING HIS ASS TO BROWN TOWN (He won't enjoy this because he is a pedophile and i'm a full grown adult)
*LETS OUT A BATTLE CRY THAT COULD SHATTER KINGDOMS*
 
Tomar wasn't fucking prostitutes with Jaxxy's permission...
*gulps, unzips pants*
He was fucking the entire cast of Hazbin Hotel while Jaxxy laughed evilly and brownly. Mika was trying to warn us!
 
What would you do if Tomar pulled down his pants at super light speed, you literally couldn't even comprehend the action. Then, as if it appeared in front of you in that moment, Tomar's cock is out, already throbbing. He then states "I am Alex the Lion and I am ready to give you the knotting of your life."
 
Back
Top Bottom