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I really don't think Zach left on bad terms or because of the drama, on instagram he follows a ton of "chud" creators or comedians. with Smiling Friends fame he probably got big world jobs and just told the Oneyplays crew that he was going to be very busy and probably won't appear anymore. Atleast that's what I think
 
No one's considered the possibility that Mika has a tiny clone of Zach's girlfriend and is threatening to torture her if they don't meet her demands.
 
I really don't think Zach left on bad terms or because of the drama, on instagram he follows a ton of "chud" creators or comedians. with Smiling Friends fame he probably got big world jobs and just told the Oneyplays crew that he was going to be very busy and probably won't appear anymore. Atleast that's what I think
Sure but we're operating on the fact he isnt showing up in the Best of's

I dunno man I think it's joever and we won't hear from Zachariah for another year
 
I can’t imagine Tom would be able to force Dave to jump ship from Oneyplays, if he did try Dave could rally all his 14 year old FNF fans to storm the NewGrounds office on account of the damn dirty Tom Fulp hoarding the Full Ass Game inside for himself
no, tom “dave” fulp jr clearly is still under the jurisdiction of his father tom fulp, as hes only a 31 year old infant and cant legally make decisions for himself yet. father fulp has the final say in who he can play video games with since he’s the one who drives him to his friends house.
 
Insert "being bald is a moral failure" Mika quote here
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Dude probably got banned from the discord for that blunder
 
Pretty sure it's already been said a hundred times, but the most likely reason Zach is distancing himself a bit is to ensure him and the people who work for/with him stay employed on bigger projects. Since SF ended they're probably working on something new, and being on Oneyplays where they're not so sneakily throwing out slurs and saying heinous shit could really hurt their prospects. Even though cancel culture is not as strong as it was at its height, main stream media is still not gonna want to take a risk on someone who's on a channel saying nigger and faggot
 
You know how Adult Swim has a weird way of counting Smiling Friends episodes?

They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.

The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.

Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Zach Hadel. During production of the first season, Zach started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Zach.

I first heard of it at an event where Michael Cusack was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Cusack simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Pim. The episode labeled 7G06, Enchanted Forest, was made later and given Dead Pim's production code to hide the latter's existence.
 
Zach is gone because Tomar is using him to do all the talking to the elites for him, while Tomar lays low and sticks with the crew so he doesn't draw suspicion to himself. Don't believe (((his))) lies.
The Hollywood elite found out that in spite of his name and giant nose and uncanny ability to fabricate lies from thin air Zach isn't actually jewish and they couldn't let him live after that.

The fucked up part is Zach didn't even claim to be jewish, he just thought they liked him and believed in his vision.
 
Another episode... *sigh*... of Kiwi Plays. In these trying times all I can do is roleplay with my little paper dolls... featuring @Gay Sex Enjoyer , @Rick Patrick & @Pickleoh .

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TOMadict Arnold in NU-GROUNDS

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Everything by Everyone**** in NU-GROUNDS

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(Edit: I somehow missed color filling that one bit of sperm and it annoyed me so I have to fix it arg!)
 
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Pretty sure it's already been said a hundred times, but the most likely reason Zach is distancing himself a bit is to ensure him and the people who work for/with him stay employed on bigger projects. Since SF ended they're probably working on something new, and being on Oneyplays where they're not so sneakily throwing out slurs and saying heinous shit could really hurt their prospects. Even though cancel culture is not as strong as it was at its height, main stream media is still not gonna want to take a risk on someone who's on a channel saying nigger and faggot
If that's the reason then good for his people, but he is still a sellout, what's he gonna do next? ask to remove every archived copy of Hellbenders?
 
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