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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Okay enough retarded BPD bitches and twitter soyboys. What are your dream lets plays and who do you want as the guests?

I personally want them to play The Suffering because the monster designs are excellent and the game is dark edgy and gory with cool lore and I think Zach and Lyle would be best because Lyle loves the 2000s edgy shit and Zach is just good to have in general.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent or The Bunker. Have Zach, Cory and Tomar because they'd all be getting scared constantly and it would be hilarious. Penumbra: Black Plague too.

Condemned: Criminal Origins would be a good one it's a cult classic psychological horror for the Xbox 360. Zach and Tomar for that one.

Kindergarten 1&2. Completely fucked up darkly comedic time loop game where you play a young child and get brutally murdered repeatedly while trying to solve puzzles and a mystery. Zach Cory and Tomar for this one.

Sonic Dreams Collection. IYKYK. Zach and Cory for this one.

Atlyss. surprisingly fun action adventure RPG game with furry critters and an early PS2 aesthetic that has a pointless ass body sliders for hips and tits but pretty good gameplay. Chris trying to wrangle Cory's gooner autism while Zach and Tomar laugh could be entertaining.

Metal Wolf Chaos XD. It's a Japanese AF mech combat game where you play as the president of the united states single handedly fighting off a coup in a huge mech, it's ridiculous. Zach Lyle Tomar.

Murder House. Simple PS1 aesthetic horror game where you try to escape a masked psycho in an abandoned house. Zach and Tomar.

Paint the town red. Voxel based ultra violent game where your sole objective is to be the last man standing in massive brawls set across multiple different maps with a map editor they could use to get fan maps made for the episode. Zach Tomar and Lyle.

Scribblenauts Unlimited. Zach and Cory, the chaotic evil they would come up to solve the problems in this game could be hilarious.
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Sonic Robo Blast 2 or Mania with cory, I wanna see him try fathom a well made sonic game that isn't constantly interrupted with headache inducing dialogue
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Okay enough retarded BPD bitches and twitter soyboys. What are your dream lets plays and who do you want as the guests?
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I want them to run YiiK back and finish it with Tomar, Adam & Cory as guests. I think Cory and Adam brainrot the session so much it should makeup for YiiK being ass. It will be painful, but at least it'll be funny.

edit: I wouldn't mind Dave instead of Adam, but I don't think baby boy would survive YiiK.
 
Loogie_Elemental said:
Literal who ex-OneyPlays fanboy college kid with the mind of a groomed 14yo who was briefly ITT getting owned before fleeing to xitter, but for whatever reason half the thread can't resist obsessing over him and his generic groomed child opinions. This has meant the world to him as he previously spent his days blogging on xitter to an audience of 0. He now spends his time filling his xitter with bait for this thread, and our spergier soldiers have graciously bitten every hook he's cast into the water.
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Would you not eat a free juicy steak in front of you, would you not indulge in crack that's heated up in a lightbulb freely offered to you? Would you not take a grape from the grapevine while walking by? You mock this xe/zhem for his bravery, but would you not fall for the bait if it was on a GIANT ROD, was so wriggly and LONG in front you? I think not, this user is BRAVE, RETARDED and PROUD!
 
Crevice said:
anyone want a mugmosa?
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Amnesia: The Dark Descent or The Bunker
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I think that would be pretty good, especially with Zack.

I'd like Dead Rising 1 or 2 with Dave and Cory, the game has a pretty average plot which allows them to focus on bits and telling stories.

I also think that Chris has far too many issues with foids, he should play a dating simulator on the show to give him some useful advice. Maybe one of those weird Asian FMV ones. Get Mr. Niall Tinder and Adam in there as backup.
 
Trans Randy said:
@SugarBabe found you a cool new friend in the latest Mad at the Internet's comments. Maybe you can leak clitties together to your online boyfriends

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Seriously though what the fuck
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You can tell that's fake and just made for trolling.. They haven't mentioned stinky dick-cheese even once!

genericwhitemale said:
You talk about Oney Plays with your little sister?
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If it makes it any better she is almost the same age Chris was when he committed the horrible and unforgivable acts.

BotulismSandwich said:
Tomar SugarBabe, what would you do if Chris walked straight up to you on the street, put his fingy over your lips and said "Hush now baby darling, let's watch Power Rangers"?
Would you A) cum or B) cum hard?
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A.
You only cum hard if he says "Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker".

kulturtumor said:
The silver lining for Chris is that the fans that write ao3 fanfiction of him and Zach being mpreg all died immediately in the impact of the car crash
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Bold of you to think some are not going down with this ship.
I say a Pim yumeshipper disregard all allegations because Chris is tangentically related to Zach. The fanfics will continue and you WILL goon to Ao3 Oney orgies.

The Cringe Connoisseur said:
What are your dream lets plays and who do you want as the guests?
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Neopets with Adam and Cory. I can picture Adam getting into it actually, and Cory drooling to the faeries like a mongrel.


Also I want the Yiik update with Julian and Dingdong. They make up and everything is solved. Chris helps them with some money to get some psychiatric help, and they move to live closer to actual people.
 
DiogenesLaertus said:
then returning to play the game in silence as you can hear a faint sobbing in the background
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A disclaimer plays in the outro

“Any future evidence of physical violence or conflict that may be put forth by our Make A Wish guest is false. Any escalation in physical contact was done purely in SELF DEFENSE. The repeated references to worm odyssey made Lyle fear for his life and act in a proportional manner, protected under Castle Doctrine. Thank you for your understanding.”
 
AnZero said:
A disclaimer plays in the outro

“Any future evidence of physical violence or conflict that may be put forth by our Make A Wish guest is false. Any escalation in physical contact was done purely in SELF DEFENSE. The repeated references to worm odyssey made Lyle fear for his life and act in a proportional manner, protected under Castle Doctrine. Thank you for your understanding.”
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Zach didn't have to say a word, either. He let is KNIFE do all the talking..
 
AnZero said:
Having an episode where a randomly chosen, severely autistic fan who just repeats old memes over and over while the cast gets progressively more angry and a physical altercation can be heard through the audio while the happy wheels grandpa sits idle in the middle of the level for 5 minutes before the outro abruptly plays
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They could recreate the iconic gibbon bit: this time in real life!

 
Saltima said:
man. We can't even have our funny boys anymore. there has to absolutely everything ruined by bullshit. I fucking hate what the internet is now.
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>No confirmed channel departures
>drama itself relegated to memes and a few Mika guntguards/spiteful trannies
>uploads continuing as normal with several cast members, implying no request to be excluded from uploads
>no new evidence in days
>biggest update was Tom Fulp sperging out
>thread is mostly shitposts again

You’re blackpilling?
 
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