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Mika had done nothing of note prior with a possible exception of having a dead mom.
She was mad at Chris for not brining her on the show or promoting her during it.

Now after the fact she is trying to brand herself as a 'justice for women' except she has been an absolute retard about it and botched it at every step of the way.

She isn't as smart as she thinks she is, and has only gotten attention from this drama.
Which means that due to BPD, it's gonna be what she defines herself around for attention.

Years from now, she will still be calling herself Chris' Ex who got him kicked off NG, with no awareness of how it will make people avoid her.
I guarantee if there are more women that Chris actually wronged they'll never come out now because Mika made the whole thing into a joke she could profit from.

Most women aren't stupid like Veronica 2 and can see what Mika is doing.
 
Guys Matt just announced He's moving on, no need to sperg out about this. Move on for fucks sakes.

If he was being petty, ok fine. But he's moving on. Eddsworld had its own corner of the internet. Its not like its on National TV.
Not to revive a dead conversation topic (especially one that's slightly Off-Topic, even for an Off-Topic thread) but...
He ISN'T moving on, he's been ousted!
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https://x.com/CodeYaliKim/status/2106191692848300246 (I tried to Archive, but Ghost Archive was shitting itself...)
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IDK if there's an EW thread, and I'm not that bothered, but it's tangentially related enough to the OP crew, and I didn't see anyone else mentioning this here. If there IS an EW thread... Whoops! :lol:

EDIT: I'm not in the EW Discord, so can't verify it. So there's about as much evidence of it as there is of the OP allegations... so we can expect 1000 pages of circular discussion on this!
 
it is my schizo theory that birth control causes less natural testosterone making everyone retarded
And gay
My theory is that the heavy metals from makeup make braincells die.
It wasn't that long ago that Mercury was used for makeup. Perhaps all these modern makeups with mystery chemicals are ingredients for the woe that is the BPD calamity.
Honestly, the last month has convinced me that there's no such thing as an honest foid.
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I would imagine if anyone really cared about justice for women, helping women deal with abuse and so on, they would also be involved in charities for it or donate, volunteering at shelters for women and so on.
Now Chris could do a powermove here and start a discreet #justice4women campaign instead by playing foidslop gymes. and give all the collected funds to Tomar
 
I think it would be funnier for her to not have a thread.
BPD wants a reaction as validation of themselves.
She needs any claims of attention or fame to distract her from the truth.

She is a run through art ho, who has been living off the ghetto lottery from her dead mom, has done nothing significant in her 34 years asides from getting passed around a friend group.
The money from her mom's death is drying up rapidly, and she has no way to replenish it.
She will eventually have to leave California due to being a broke bitch, and that will be the final nail in her aspirations.
 
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I think it would be funnier for her to not have a thread.
BPD wants a reaction as validation of themselves.
I really don't see why this is even humored at this point. She's boring, has no actual personality of her own. The thread would be literally nothing. Pissing by a dumpster like a homeless person is what you do when you've lost lol. I was hoping most conversation of her would completely die out after the Tom shit happened, that's a far more interesting subject to go into with its history.
Oh and this whole thing too:
I guarantee if there are more women that Chris actually wronged they'll never come out now because Mika made the whole thing into a joke she could profit from.

Most women aren't stupid like Veronica 2 and can see what Mika is doing.
Which is really the worst part of it all, IF Chris really did someone genuinely wrong they'll never come out with it now because of her. She deserves to fade into complete obscurity.
 
I think it would be funnier for her to not have a thread.
BPD wants a reaction as validation of themselves.
She needs ant claims ofnattention or fame to distract her from the truth.

She is a run through art ho, who has been living off the ghetto lottery from her dead mom, has done nothing significant in her 34 years asides from getting passed around a friend group.
The money from her mom's death is drying up rapidly, and she has no way to replenish it.
She will eventually have to leave California due to being a broke bitch, and that will be the final nail in her aspirations.
Chris was her mom's type!
 
Crossposting here:
Now Very Tall Bart has chimed in on the OneyPlays drama, acting very dismissive towards people saying Tom Fulp deleting his account on a whim of flimsy at best accusations is a bad precedent.

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But now people are replying to him with his own pro death cult tweets. This one in particular:

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It's always the people you least expect preaching morality down people's throats while simultaneously scamming his subscribers and his landlord because he spent the rent money on 'life saving' top surgery 🤪
 
It wasn't that long ago that Mercury was used for makeup. Perhaps all these modern makeups with mystery chemicals are ingredients for the woe that is the BPD calamity.
But seriously, still, to this day a lot of cosmetics have loads of toxic shit in them (expecially cheap ones for children, since there this market is less regulated). It makes me shocked, as a person that knows a bit about pigments, how it is allowed to put shit like this in there. Even when I paint with oil paint or pastels I tend to put on gloves so there would be less transfer through my skin.
So please guys, if you have some significant others who use makeup: check closely what is in there, and don't buy sketchy stuff for them, that way at least risk would be limited.

Learning about cosmetics safety on an oneyplays thread probably wasn't on your bingo card, huh?
 
Isnt it kinda funny how just naturally the controversy is dying down and just good ol' cutting up and inside jokes is taking its place. This shit has a shelf life
You know what doesn't have a shelf life? Snaking on your own userbase and deleting 20+ year old accounts, complete with all the content in them.
lol, lmao even
 
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