OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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BimBamBoom said:
I find it so incredibly fascinating how we have all these people like Shad, Stamper, Dingdong, and I think even Mick, who claim to have these mountains of dirt on Chris or other people within his circle, but whenever there's an opportunity to stoke the fire they all seem to sweat bullets and keep quiet. The probable reality is that they all probably jacked off into a firepit together to Shad's image reference stash.

I don't think Deedz and Hooligan were ever that many degrees deep into it since they came into it later, but it is fucking hilarious how fast DD rolled over and showed his belly on the very next stream after his call with Chris. It doesn't quite give off Epsteinian vibes, but watching DD turn from an arm-crossing, smirking 90's hacker kid, into a giggling, nervous schoolgirl that kept repeating everything is fine? That can't be because DD risked breaking an NDA or anything, it feels like he was reminded of insurance.
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Isn't Mick one of the new guys from around 2 years ago or so? What beef does he have with Chris?
 
LuminescentFart said:
>look this person up
>they drew art of mika on August 26th that was frontpaged on Newgrounds the next day
Hm...
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I checked his bsky account and he has no traction so I would not be shocked if he is trying to monkey branch. Isn't it strange that newgrounds has a consistent track record of promoting Mika, and fetusbabe? Now none of you better go and notice now
 
It's pretty fucked that the DD & J drama was more substantial than any of this Mika Foid shit has been. And that was just two catty faggots talking about Chris shidding and fardding too loud and being maybe kinda mean behind their backs. They didn't even have proof and it was more to chew on(lol) than anything these goofy cunts have offered.
shoashuffle said:
Game theory: Lyle is going to reveal himself the biggest rat of all.
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"We're gonna need a bigger belt buckle"
 
Serbian Peacekeepers said:
The best thing about this is that in a year or so Oney and Zach will make a throwaway joke about this and the seething it will cause will be amazing.
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Professor G. Raff said:
It is crazy how hilarious their bitterness is towards the NG alums who actually became successful. Outside of the Bridge Kids guy I have never heard of a single one of them. The rebellious spirit of Newgrounds has apparently been usurped by jealous pretentious people who really have no connection at all as to what made it so important back in the day and would probably get seethingly offended by 3/4ths of it's content. It's also just funny how Oney, Zach and their older NG friends are extremely close to Tom, with Zach getting him on national TV with a Smiling Friends cameo and Chris constantly going to the office and hanging out with Cory and especially Dave, who is a more new-school Newgrounds guy. I feel like Dave would probably call them faggots if they said how they really felt without the ironic framing of the zeen. It reminds me of ol' UkinoJoe and his jealousy - but he was actually a real prime Newgrounds user who actually made good stuff in the past, so that just puts them even lower on the totem pole than him. They're not even crabs in a bucket mad others are succeding - they were never even in the same bucket to begin with. In the end Chris & Zach posses a sepcial trait these guys never will - they are actully funny.
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Joshua Connor Tomar said:
C:"Did you know that men seeing gay sex gives them the same disgust response as seeing maggots?"
J: "Maybe because it rhymes."
Resident evil playthrough. One of the best jokes on the channel

EDIT: You know what actually fuck you guys, I'm getting "lol" reactions on this post, you know what I think when I get a lol sticker, it says to me "you shouldn't have made this post" it basically means I should have straight sucked this turd back up into my asshole instead of hitting post, fuck this, and guess what, you're right, I shat up the thread and it's my
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These specific posts are very funny in hindsight, given the events of the last few days. Do you think this was a turf war of people who were bitter/sucking up to Tom vs. the ZAM studio gang? It seems weird that this specific group has had all of this stuff come out against them time and time again. I mean, with people like Shad and Stamper, that's weirdo junkies doing weirdo junkie shit, but the e-girl shit is... not good at all, but it's weird. A lot of the drama in the last few years comes from people adjencent to the Newgrounds/Game Grumps/OneyPlays sphere of things. I blame Spazkid. I am not calling him Cory, he made Sonichu: The Animated Series after all. Where do you think we are?

Mr.F. said:
Tuba bros: Unreleased shit game
Lowtax Fulp: Unreleased shit game

Bowlbo is driving these cunts mad and malicious.
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I find it weird we haven't seen new gameplay from Bowlbo OR Nightmare Cops in years; we know what happened to DingDong's games lol... Is everyone involved talking to people or making video instead of finishing their shit? Like Spazkid for instance, he's the only one who has shown themselves working on anything and it was drawing a boss or something with titties like two or three years ago. I don't think anyone involved should be worried about this, simply because they ALREADY have longstanding projects that should take priority. Tom shouldn't care about this because he's busy with the game, whereas for Oney I think it's fair to cut him a little slack for not finishing his either, but not much, only because it's his first game. What is it with internet game developers that used Flash taking fucking forever to finish their shit?
 
Goth Chaser said:
I checked his bsky account and he has no traction so I would not be shocked if he is trying to monkey branch. Isn't it strange that newgrounds has a consistent track record of promoting Mika, and fetusbabe? Now none of you better go and notice now
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Like I said, yet another nerd community ruined by w*men. Truly, the kryptonite of every good Christian boy who just wants to mind his own business and make internet content in peace.
Christorian X's Older Bro said:
What is it with internet game developers that used Flash taking fucking forever to finish their shit?
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Yeah, about that
Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Battleblock Theater, all of these came out in a timely manner and were relatively successful. These guys just suck at game development, there is nothing more to it.
 
SugarBabe said:
@Null
Mad because you didn't understand the thread's culture, aren't we now? Back in my day we had a phrase: "Lurk moar". It's all on YOU to do research, and understand the intricacies of a thread's culture. "It was highlighted" is not an excuse when the whole highlighting system is just automatised. You cannot trust machines to make nuanced decisions.

You seem to be the only person who thinks that Kiwifarms has any sort of prestige: It does not. This place is just "Weenie Chud Jrs", and the average, normal and well-adjusted person will only view this site as "that one website that doxxes trans people". Does thinking that this site has "research merit" make you feel comfortable with spearheading all of this?

Just apologise and unban everybody you banned out of your stupidity. Banning people out of fits of rage is dumb and everybody in the know understood what that post was all about (it is also further proof on just how damn EASY it is to falsify evidence. Those Facebook screenshots the accuser made are not the definitive proof).

Nobody views your site as a bastion of actual news and, if that was your intent, you have failed and have to re-do everything once more.

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Wow, you really chewed up that Null guy
 
30+GameOvers said:
Like I said, yet another nerd community ruined by w*men. Truly, the kryptonite of every good Christian boy who just wants to mind his own business and make internet content in peace.

Yeah, about that
Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Battleblock Theater, all of these came out in a timely manner and were relatively successful. These guys just suck at game development, there is nothing more to it.
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I'm actually glad you brought this up. Nightmare Cops and Bowlbo both seem like they were scoped way too big for such a limited team size. This can work if you're like Edmund McMillan and have a bunch of money from other stuff coming in (I know a lot of my IRL friends and brother paid a lot for Four Souls because it's so fun) and plan to take like 8 or so years to make something, but Newgrounds seems to be a money sink, and Oney is historically distractable.
 
Retired Rassler said:
All the chewing characters and gaslighting caused a fucking aneurism and I lost my login deets. Rip @Rick The Stick. I'll miss my stickers more than you can imagine.

Come back to see MoonMan had multiple crashouts in this thread and apparently malded on MATI and the state of the forum thread, which lead to a ban wave and him talking some massive retard nonsense about this site having fucking integrity and shit. The site that was created to keep track of Chris Chan btw.
Truly the shining example of why thread tourists fucking such and you should lurk more :story:

All because some tard made a fake dump and even bigger tards believed it. This is my favorite thread on the site. Such a fucking power move™.
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Moon Man Moon Man can't you see?
Chewing Characters need to hang from trees
And I just love your 'tistic ways.
 
2262708 said:
Ask yourself, in isolation, would you be okay with a 22-23yr old man engaging in "sexual conduct involving oral" with a 17yr old girl? Now ask yourself, would you be okay with a 22-23yr old man you actively dislike engaging in "sexual conduct involving oral" with a 17yr old girl you also actively dislike and who is a bit of a slut? Now ask yourself again, would you be okay with a 22-23yr old man you really really like engaging in "sexual conduct involving oral" with a 17yr old girl you actively dislike and who is a bit of a slut? Answer each question with as much honesty as you can muster and then change your principles accordingly. You can't allow yourself any hypocrisy (the worst part)
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mfw its someone I hate but they did it in a state where the age of consent is 16, it happened 10+ years ago, there were no real signs of foul play, every alleged picture of them shows them both happy, and you know for a fact the guy who did it is a developmentally stunted retard to begin with.
 
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