OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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My own Digimon 'tism was kicking in so thank you for clarifying. It's dumb but I wish DD&J weren't into Digimon, it's one of the franchises I really like. I now understand why Sonic autists want to shoot themselves when listening to Cory spout misinformation about it.
For me, it's also one of those childhood franches that I dislike seeing sexualized in any way. I get that it's a huge magnet for furry and waifu fags, but the tuba vore stuff in particular feels at least 10x worse than somebody fetishing Renamon or Angewomon, for instance.

I recently pulled a ShogunGekomon from a booster pack, and I can never look at it (or any of its evolutions) the same way again. (:_(

Also, sorry if somebody already brought this up, but hearing about Julian threatening to break up with DD unless he addressed whatever issues were on Julian's mind made me remember that one moment from Oney Plays (timestamped below) when Julian was telling a story about how he refused to eat anything for days unless it was pizza, until his family finally caved and gave him some. This happened when he was a small child. Like, a toddler.

And then it occurred to me: He really never grew out of his emotional manipulation phase, did he?

 
"Latina"? LATINX YOU FUCKING BIGOT!!!!!!!!!!

Also has DingDong said anything about Tomar?

Whoa, whoa, they might be paranoid, drama-farming snakes, but they're not actually suicidal. Talk shit about Chris and Zack and the Nostalgia Critic, that's one thing. Maybe Chris alludes to sexy tubas in a video, or maybe Doug Walker personally sends some pizzas to your house...

But you incur Tomar's wrath? You don't walk away from a mistake like that.
 
Ding Dong ranted on a Nicolas DeOrio video about his livestream being clipped.

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So they're legitimately retarded, yes? I know they're gay fags and that's basically the same thing but holy shit. Aren't they also like, almost 40? I know they're at least too old to be part of the gen z reddit beta brigade. Chris has the worst luck he just wants to be irish and play games and he keeps getting surrounded by insufferable assholes lol. A RicePirate/DingDong collab would go hard though

At least Tomar's sick quest to fertilize the entire ugandan treefrog population is too far progressed to ever be stopped
 
For me it's Angewomon.

It was a lot of fun posting in the thread on the zero hour of all this last week, I wish I had the time to post more often.

Now that time spent not posting I have spent doing quite a bit of research on the whole tuba thing. It has intrigued me. How does someone get off on a tuba let alone throwing vore and poopy into the mix.
What I found was some pretty fascinating stuff, like Jung and Freud type of shit. This is going to get a little armchair psychologist-y, but I think this is worth posting even though it's long winded.
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Sorry, I'm sure we're all very outraged and pearl-clutchy about some loser Zoomer sending pizza to their house but the way they went "Wow, guys, it finally happened. Someone just came to our house" like it was some assassin with a gun and not just the Dominos guy and the fact that they immediately mentioned it on stream so it can be clipped and posted should tell you all you need to know about their mindset.
I do agree it sucks that it probably means we won't get anymore 20-hour rants about how Chris farted at their house instead of working on the YIIK finale or whatever.
 
What motivation do you have to do anything when people are already paying you like 4-5k a month to just be a faggot via patreon or whatever he uses.
Patreon is a perfect illustration of some kind of problem of ecomonics I'm neither smart nor gay enough to know the name of. If you pay per product/release/output, you incentivize the recipient to churn out low effort slop, but if you pay by the month/week/day/hour, you disincentivize the recipient from finishing the product/service at all. It's not in their interest to finish projects or even make more than the bear minimum amount of progress required to keep their patrons on the hook because any more than that is shortselling themselves on another month of milking the same project. Terrible business model.

Tomar, if you had a tiny version of TimothyT that fit in the palm of your hand with his signature tuba, what would you do?
Is he blurry? Did he fall out of the TV?
 
"I don't know why, but I get the feeling that DingDong's last words will be him looking at a plate and looking up, saying 'POISON!', and then dying. Those will be DingDong's last words."
-Zach "Bringer of Jewish Heart-Attacks" Hadel
I was legit thinking this exact Zach quote reading his post, i'm so glad someone else had the idea to post it.
 
I don't think an erroneous pizza delivery validates their claims about Chris O'Neil's nazi death squad murdering them, if I'm being honest. I don't think any reasonable person will hear about the harrowing ordeal of saying "I didn't order that, probably a prank call" to a delivery driver and think "Ah, so Chris O'Neil is trying to murder them after all".
"Remember the code word is THE BIG PEPPERONI"
 
What if DD is actually a secret soyteen and got someone to send the pizza in hopes it woud push J to his breaking point so he could be free?
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This isn't even that stupid considering that ~2010 DD was a Soyteen-tier troll. Who knows if he truly became a Decent Human Being™ or he's just spent the last decade of his life virtue signalling for Julian.
 
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