OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[garbanzobean]

I don't want to spend the rest of my time reading the annual "WHAT'S DINGDONGVG SPERGING ABOUT TODAY", so all I will say is that the guy is and always will be a loser. He and his butt buddy need to take a long look in the mirror and realize they aren't as important as they think they are.

Rather than spending 12+hours playing video games and bitching about shit that has been irrelevant to you for almost half to a decade, maybe focus all of that time in finishing your games that people have wasted money believing Bippy would have been finished years ago.

Tl;dr
Seek help, you egotistical, insufferable retards. Or get off the internet.

 

[Sheogorath]

i gotta start working on something with chris than take a bunch of drugs never finish anything blame everything on him and then kill myself it's gonna be so fire like everyone's doing it

 

[Local Wordmason]

After looking through the drama I can't help but feel like DD & J need to get the hell away from each other and get normal lives outside the Internet, and possibly therapy/medication. It's like they do nothing but hyperfixate on all the people they know and gossip 24/7 which has resulted in this maladapted worldview where everyone is out to get them, and everything they say is a secret slight. On top of all this add a healthy helping of Tumblr idpol virtue signaling that's only convenient when cherrypicking all the "chud" things that they were okay with up until they weren't making money from it.

I genuinely think that their history together has caused this feedback loop where they can do nothing but obsess over the past as some kind of coping mechanism for the regret they have at missed opportunities as a result of their own narcisissm. They can do everything but actually self reflect on why they got in this situation. Everything they had from those times is gone except for the negative things, and thats all they have left to hold on to, in the vain hope that they can rekindle the embers, instead of facing reality and moving on from the Internet. Ding Dong especially just reads as someone that should not by any means have a career where he's in the public on the Internet because he simply cannot handle it, despite this, he seems to want it more than anything and feel spite towards people that have it as if they took it from him.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

The Macaroni Incident (7/21/2026)

could you archive it in a higher resolution? the audio's great but the chat is basically unreadable

Alrighty, here's the 720p60 version of the screen recording that takes up a whole 8 GB. I split it into 9 parts so it's roughly an hour per part.

Spoiler: The Macaroni Incident

1:00:08

1:00:06

1:00:08

1:00:04

1:00:08

1:00:04

1:00:07

1:00:04

59:57

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

Ding Dong you can never undo the fact that you laughed your ass off when Chris directly called you a nigger during the Great 8-bit (de)Bate.

 

[Conan]

I liked Waffle, Amy was around for ages, but

>she

suddenly stopped doing anything oneyplays related to post pictures of

>her

dog and

>her cock.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a little concerned.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Ding Dong you can never undo the fact that you laughed your ass off when Chris directly called you a nigger during the Great 8-bit (de)Bate.

Can't un-nig that nog.

 

[garbanzobean]

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As the great chris chan once said.. it's not gay if the balls don't touch
>inb4

0:07

 

[TyrasGuard]

I'm just waiting for Chris to upload the next iteration of my Cumoshitty Life so I can stare at my babe Sheegore.

(pictured, your window at 3AM)

Everyone will remember what really matters when they look into her eyes.

 

[Intel® Core™2 Duo E8400]

What's up with the photo of Julian on the Game Grumps wiki

Dave pulling a power move with the tomadachis???

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

Doug Walker has an impeccable ability called "being able to take a joke." Many internet personalities lack this and it is often their downfall.

it’s so bizarre though, that these internet “characters” cause that’s what they are, have no self awareness that they are characters, linkara, spoony… projared

 

[Cryogonal2]

DingDong's idea of a gotcha was (at 1:49:45) "MOOT WAS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES", "HEY, GUYS, DID YOU KNOW MOOT WAS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES?"

People really love to cling to this like it means anything. He was introduced to Epstein at a party, and they never spoke again. It's not like they brokered any deal or he flew Moot to the island but people talk like they know for certain that this little talk was responsible for pol happening

 

[Mr. Anderson]

I mean, he's just filling the role society assigned him. Women are supposed to be abused, not men, so when he got beat down in the street, he realized he was meant to be a woman.

 

[buttmunch]

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is dingdong alternate universe mormon shaggy?

 

[Dipodomys]

After looking through the drama I can't help but feel like DD & J need to get the hell away from each other and get normal lives outside the Internet, and possibly therapy/medication. It's like they do nothing but hyperfixate on all the people they know and gossip 24/7 which has resulted in this maladapted worldview where everyone is out to get them, and everything they say is a secret slight. On top of all this add a healthy helping of Tumblr idpol virtue signaling that's only convenient when cherrypicking all the "chud" things that they were okay with up until they weren't making money from it.

It's a pretty common relationship dynamic. One person is depressive and has low self esteem, the other person is a mood swinger with obsessions and a belief that they're overly rational.

Julian all ready fielded a suicide attempt during the Dream Daddy freak out. We've all just experienced the Ding Dong loop over the course of 24 HOURS WITH NO BREAKS.

Imagine living with someone like that. Spending all your time with them. Never leaving your house or talking to anyone else. Oneyplays ruined Julians life because DingDong hasn't shut up about it for almost 10 years.

 

[Vibralldo]

People really love to cling to this like it means anything. He was introduced to Epstein at a party, and they never spoke again. It's not like they brokered any deal or he flew Moot to the island but people talk like they know for certain that this little talk was responsible for pol happening

Leftists will cling to this to "prove" modern Internet conservativism was "invented" by Epstein as a psyop then ignore that Epstein was a left winger that almost exclusively donated to left wing causes and spent the end of his life trying to take Trump down.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

The phrasing "mentioned in the Epstein files" absent specific accusations is super common with axe-grinders, because "The Files" comprise everything that's even nebulously connected to Epstein collected over the course of years. This includes things like literal anonymous schizo rants sent to the FBI via unsolicited email and doesn't imply any sort of credibility. If you're below 95 IQ it probably sounds pretty compelling but I genuinely think DD is smart enough to know better and is being manipulative on purpose.

 

[White Slaad]

It's such a childish understanding of how people work and it only "works" because it's an echo chamber (of 50 people) where every other thought is banned before it's even allowed to be seen.

These Leftoid spaces foster a very strong guilt-by-association: to like or even interact with something is to wholeheartedly endorse its creator. Combined with the notion that anyone right of Bernie Sanders is an actual nazi it's a puritanical mindset that would make the bible thumpers of the 2000's tell them to chill out. It's a cult designed to isolate adherents from outsiders, nobody can convince me otherwise: Liberals can be sane, they just so easily get eaten.

 

[MeltyTW]

Chris just seems to think that they're cringy stuff he made as a teen while still understanding that they're well-liked.

why isnt he crashing out on an infinite seethe livestream about how we are terrorists and chuds for not making his lets plays more successful than his old cartoons which he disavows and that was only racists because .... idk corey forced him to draw coach in l4d as a nigger?

The phrasing "mentioned in the Epstein files" absent specific accusations is super common with axe-grinders, because "The Files" comprise everything that's even nebulously connected to Epstein collected over the course of years. This includes things like literal anonymous schizo rants sent to the FBI via unsolicited email and doesn't imply any sort of credibility. If you're below 95 IQ it probably sounds pretty compelling but I genuinely think DD is smart enough to know better and is being manipulative on purpose.

moot should sue dd and j and take what little is left of julians hair in the suit.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Leftists will cling to this to "prove" modern Internet conservativism was "invented" by Epstein as a psyop then ignore that Epstein was a left winger that almost exclusively donated to left wing causes and spent the end of his life trying to take Trump down.

They also ignore that the same files revealed that Ghislane was outright confirmed to be a fucking powermod for the biggest political subs on reddit for like a decade.

Real right-wing stronghold, that site is.