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[Observotron]

"Oh its the trans rights bike"
"That bike is Baaaased."
... Turn it off...

Unfortunately, I have pretty much completely stopped watching Oneyplays because of Cory. (Well, In all fairness, ever since Zach stopped regularly appearing). Cory's never been particularly funny, both during oneyplays and during the newgrounds/animation days. It's always felt like he achieved "success" due to his proximity to much more entertaining individuals.

You can say what you want, but Zach, Chris, Lyle, and Tomar are all somewhat interesting/successful in their own endeavors, where as Cory does what? Draw porn? Whereas Chris and Zach can play a degenerate as a joke or a character, Cory is 100% sincere in how genuinely gross he is as a person. When you realize he isn't kidding about the unhinged shit he says, it stops being funny.

It's a shame, because I genuinely like most of the the other cast members, but I think it says something where Cory feels more like a fag than the other hosts who were actually gay.

 

[Slumbie]

Cory is literally dating a tranny. He shows up in one of the Elden Ring vods. Redditors were actually crying about the chat calling Lexi "he" in the chat. Which was probably because he's a man with a man's voice. Back in 2019, Chris' ex uploaded a picture of Cory on a ride at Knotts Berry Farm with two trannies, one of them is his current "girlfriend."
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Is the other SuperProWaffle? I think that's the one of the left.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Is the other SuperProWaffle?

Yeah, Cory's sat between Waffle and Lexi. I can never tell the two apart, they're both the same phenotype of tranny.

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

Cory is literally getting railed by a tranny right now as you read this. Did you seriously think the "girlfriend" he talks about was an actual woman? lol

Cory is literally dating a tranny. He shows up in one of the Elden Ring vods. Redditors were actually crying about the chat calling Lexi "he" in the chat. Which was probably because he's a man with a man's voice. Back in 2019, Chris' ex uploaded a picture of Cory on a ride at Knotts Berry Farm with two trannies, one of them is his current "girlfriend."
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I legitimately did not know this. I don't follow him on any social media.

Wow, Cory confirmed a faggot who loves the poop axe wound. Gross.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

I legitimately did not know this. I don't follow him on any social media.

Wow, Cory confirmed a faggot who loves the poop axe wound. Gross.

Its not that much of a surprise if you've seen what he has drawn in the past.

 

[gata]

I legitimately did not know this. I don't follow him on any social media.

Wow, Cory confirmed a faggot who loves the poop axe wound. Gross.

He's an autistic pornographer, it's a given he's gonna suck "girl"cock.
It's funny how Julian is a more "respectable" degenerate than Cory lel

 

[Seethecoper]

I never thought about Cory that way. The only thing I know him from, as a non gooner, is his voice work in that animation where the guy is beating his wife, and Goku in Dave's smash bros cartoon. Cory hasn't really contributed anything to internet culture (EXCEPT bump girl), unlike 90% of the rest of the crew, and everyone else isn't a(n open) degenerate.

I still really enjoy the Chris-Dave-Cory dynamic and still think the best Complete is Sonic Heroes.

 

[RhoasJonas]

Cory hasn't really contributed anything to internet culture

Street Fighter Chode.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Cory hasn't really contributed anything to internet culture (EXCEPT bump girl)

Cory aka Spazkid is an old Chris troll too, so he has contributed in the past. Bro is gross but we knew that.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Cory aka Spazkid is an old Chris troll too, so he has contributed in the past. Bro is gross but we knew that.

For the people who don't know the full context, he animated the "Sonichu Animated Series" and was one of the judges in the Liquid Chris vs. Solid Chris "Sing-Star Challenge". According to him, he thought Chris Chan was a character and not real; and he completely stopped his involvement when he found out CWC was entirely genuine.

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

Its not that much of a surprise if you've seen what he has drawn in the past.

I haven't seen his stuff and I don't think I will.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I haven't seen his stuff and I don't think I will.

You should really try your best to keep it that way.

More than a little surprised that people didn't know Cory is a retard gooner. Chris and a number of other cohosts have mocked him to his face for how he gets horny over everything. I've seen compilations that is focused purely on him being a porn addled lunatic. To me that was a big part of what made him amusing is that he's such an idiot that seems to only briefly gain sapience when playing Sonic or discussing porn.

 

[MooseGump]

Street Fighter Chode.
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I don't follow cory's social media antics but it would be funny if he never drawn 2B since runkachunk voices her, Cory can have something to be proud about if they just get nightmare cops out but that may be a fleeting dream at this point

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

this is what, the fifth time fellas here re-discovered that cory's a faggot?

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

Degenerate might be a troon chaser or is close to a troon(s).

I have a bridge to sell you.

 

[pipis]

Cory is literally dating a tranny. He shows up in one of the Elden Ring vods. Redditors were actually crying about the chat calling Lexi "he" in the chat. Which was probably because he's a man with a man's voice. Back in 2019, Chris' ex uploaded a picture of Cory on a ride at Knotts Berry Farm with two trannies, one of them is his current "girlfriend."

Is the other SuperProWaffle? I think that's the one of the left.

Don't know if this was ever established in this thread, but he was porking both of them:

Archive of this tweet for whoever cares. Yes I'm a phoneposter yes I know how to attach images properly and archive. We exist
Cory has been making everyone aware that he's a cum-guzzling degenerate since like 2014. It's almost as well-known as his low IQ, in fact I'd wager to argue that it's somewhat comorbid. Regardless I think the actual issue the general public is taking with him now is that he's just not funny anymore

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Don't know if this was ever established in this thread, but he was porking both of them:

I actually did not know that. I'd just heard some rumor about Cory and Lexi grooming Waffle years back, but I didn't have any context to it.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

this is what, the fifth time fellas here re-discovered that cory's a faggot?

It's tradition at this point to discuss Cory being a degenerate every couple months or so. Next up will be making tired Tomar jokes, then mourning what Ding Dong has become.
The cycle continues.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

It's tradition at this point to discuss Cory being a degenerate every couple months or so. Next up will be making tired Tomar jokes, then mourning what Ding Dong has become.
The cycle continues.

some people like cory, some people don't. dingdong might keep being a bitch. me? i don't. i do it every day. i fucks the pussy.

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

You should really try your best to keep it that way.

More than a little surprised that people didn't know Cory is a retard gooner. Chris and a number of other cohosts have mocked him to his face for how he gets horny over everything. I've seen compilations that is focused purely on him being a porn addled lunatic. To me that was a big part of what made him amusing is that he's such an idiot that seems to only briefly gain sapience when playing Sonic or discussing porn.

Oh, don't misunderstand. I know Cory is a retard gooner. He makes that very well known.
Going into troon chaser territory was what I didn't know because I don't really care too much to dig into the Oneyplays personal lives. Knowing Cory is an autistic Sonic gooner is what made me avoid all his socials and works in the first place.

I find his gooning and autistic raging to be some of the least amusing things personally. I just don't find joy in people screaming angrily over a video game.

...Except AVGN. But he does more than blasting the mic out.