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I love the idea that one off-hand comment by Chris about being horny for a tuba was the spark that set off this multi-day bitching fit.
 
Alabaster Disaster said:
When Null made his "end of the line" ddos posts I made a conscious decision that, if the site really was going to crash and burn, I'd like to go out shitposting in the Oney thread because it's one of the most chillfun places on the whole forum.

What a fucking decision that turned out to be.
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This best of ding dong and Julian Comp is fucking dark.
 
TV's Adam West said:
This best of ding dong and Julian Comp is fucking dark.
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Next time Oney Plays has a content drought, they got 10 years of content right here to edit into some comps
 
Hey gang, indulge me for a sec as I construct one of them there hypotheses.

Arguably the present drama storm began about here, from a video of DD talking about Chris on July 20.

MrLisReal said:
https://youtu.be/ikr91TDlhhg
This video came up on my feed, this time Ding Dong starts shitting on Chris on stream. Currently mobile fagging so can’t get an archive of it yet.

Edit: this is a compilation from a stream Ding Dong did July 20th, 2026.
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Followed by @childrenofmen posting more clips of DD doing Oneysphere call outs the previous day, July 19th.

Here's what was going on in this thread at the time.

On July 10th the following question was posed. I know that seems like a large gap but true oldfags from >2 days ago can tell you there was a time this thread didn't move 10 pages per hour.

Joshua Cohen Mohnstein said:
What is your most wanted Oneyplays lost media?
1. Chris and Niall sextape
2. Stickmen playing Guitar Hero
3. YIIK Finale
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This response to that question is from July 18th:
Skelebro said:
DingDong has / had a suicide note given to Julian to post if he ever went through with it, which included exactly who fucked him over in the Dream Daddy situation. He mentioned it during one of the older Twitch spiral streams.

Obviously I'd hate for him to ever do that. The contents of the note however are an alluring mystery.
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Which prompted a few of us to discuss the subject of DD drama on the 18th and the afternoon of the 19th:
One_True_Yuri said:
We need to engineer an elaborate plot in where Dingdong temporarily dies, Julian releases the note, then we ressurect Dingdong so that he lives and the Dream Daddy situation is fully realized
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Alabaster Disaster said:
Is it fucked up that, because DD most extensively talked about his issues over the attract-mode of Big Tournament Golf, whenever the subject comes up I involuntary think of constant polite applause?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=odKSINOdMH0
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One_True_Yuri said:
*talks about how we were abused and manipulated by our coworkers*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3D4OQaaWqH8
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Rick The Stick said:
I'm 5 minutes in and this is fucking miserable. Never actually listened to this and DD sounds like he's in a manic episode and just sperging. All the vagueness is also really annoying. These faggots whine and cry about anonymous ne'er do-wells while bitching that no one knows the truth. Even though they've totally said the truth.

Just wallowing in self pity. That's all they do.
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And as previously alluded, the evening of the 19th is when DD elected to bring up old Oney drama out of the blue. Makes me wonder if someone has been keeping an eye on this thread.

tl;dr @Joshua Cohen Mohnstein @Skelebro LOOK WHAT YOU NIGGAS DID
 
Pigga Kumite said:
One thing that becomes clear reading this thread.

You ever notice how people like Ding Dong and his (unpaid) jannies Werema and TB only get REALLY angry when you insinuate they obviously care and obviously are emotionally invested?

That's when the nonchalant act comes out and they spend the next 16 hours insisting they're NOT upset.

Probably the most pathetic thing about far left types.
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Everyone on the internet wants to be a cool dog wearing sunglasses that bangs on a jukebox with their fist and gets it to play rockin' tunes. I only listened to a bit of the stream because I can only take gay man whining for so long, but these two have a weird ass relationship. Julian was clearly on the verge of some sort of mental panic attack that he couldn't focus on his bingbingwahoo game. He said how much he hates talking about this and even said that he thought the stream was a bad idea, and DD's response was to just keep on streaming. I get this is probably their only source of income so they HAVE to keep the camera rolling but they were obviously extremely tilted.
 
Alabaster Disaster said:
And as previously alluded, the evening of the 19th is when DD elected to bring up old Oney drama out of the blue. Makes me wonder if someone has been keeping an eye on this thread.
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He is absolutely within the train of thought that makes people do that with how deep into the past he stays.
Keeping an eye on this community and probably several others attached to Chris and how as mentioned before he isnt getting the reactions he wants.

I think he started doing this when the 4chan /trash/ threads about him were happening and just hasnt stopped being paranoid
 
Nameless One said:
@Null possibly one of "theirs" coming out of the woodwork to show their lack of evidence against Chris (OneyNG).
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People already told them they should come make a writeup or something if they have actual evidence but it looks like they have none of that.
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this reads as if a fan got called a faggot by chris and to this day he still takes it personally.
 
I can't believe it, he's still going. I slept, I worked during my morning, I had lunch. He's still yapping about this OneyPlays and Game Grumps.

Nobody in this thread has really acknowledged what his stream chat has been talking about in the past 40 to 50 minutes, but him and his chat sure have been yapping about us. Funny.
 
Alabaster Disaster said:
Followed by @childrenofmen posting more clips of DD doing Oneysphere call outs the previous day, July 19th.
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Oh to be clear the 19th/20th streams are the same one, DD tends to stream for 18+ hours at a time so while the stream was dated July 19th a lot of it went on into the 20th.

ETA: I didn't happen to clip it and I'm not sure if it was included in the video archive that was posted, but during the 19th stream DD brought up the fact that DD+J are in massive debt, and hesitated to give a number because he worried how people would react, and was talking about doing a Linkara style begathon stream to get them out of the hole they're in. I can't help but wonder if DD dredging up old gay internet drama is a cynical attempt to drum up attention and sympathy in the hopes it translates to donos.
 
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Eternal Struggler said:
I can't believe it, he's still going. I slept, I worked during my morning, I had lunch. He's still yapping about this OneyPlays and Game Grumps.

Nobody in this thread has really acknowledged what his stream chat has been talking about in the past 40 to 50 minutes, but him and his chat sure have been yapping about us. Funny.
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They've been yapping about us for like 12 hours.
 
I like Jul-Jul and Dongian, but fuck me, they need to get off the internets/streaming. This shit happened* years ago. You're almost 40. Let it go. Go have fun. If you put out fun, made-in-a-month-or-two vidyas you can probably make ends meet from them. They don't have to be perfect. Throw shit out there while working on that magnum opus. Never goon.

*probably didn't happen
 
Eternal Struggler said:
"Let's get back to Arin Hanson now."
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My favorite part is that he explaining the same story to the same 20 people he said he had explained it to several times, for several weeks, for several years. The only other YouTuber that talks this much about the past (despite saying he doesn't want to) and complains this much about context is DSP.

You will never be the King, you got no crown, you got no throne. You are a homosexual man twisted by his past as a Let's Player into a crude mockery of the King's perfection.
 
It’s really funny that his narrative on talking to Chris and other Oneyplays members went from: “I rarely if ever talk to these people anymore.” In previous streams.

To: “I talk to these people all the time, and about this and they agree with me!”
 
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