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Jimmy Nightcock said:
He brings the worst out of everyone and anyone, I love it. I hope we get to see enough of Dave before his inevitable murder by a very agitated uber driver.
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This and how utterly unhinged he is with the shit he'll say makes him one of the most entertaining members in my eyes. Dave doesn't give a single fuck, and it makes for great entertainment. The AI videos wouldn't be half as funny without him imo.
 
Man, I am genuinely seething at how bad they are at Melee. Line actually turning red and steam coming out of my ears. The continued FOUR TIMES in Adventure mode.
 
Seethecoper said:
Man, I am genuinely seething at how bad they are at Melee. Line actually turning red and steam coming out of my ears. The continued FOUR TIMES in Adventure mode.
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It's because they keep looking at their big tv instead of their crt and also because they didn't practice before recording, and because they have been playing ultimate, and because slippy keeps commanding them to laugh and his jokes, and because they have adhd, and because they have rare bone disease, and because...
 
Saxxon said:
slippy keeps commanding them to laugh and his jokes
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The slippy chatbot going from narrating other people laughing to actually comanding them to the second or third time it happened was the funniest part of that chatbot video i think.

Guys laugh in the background! keep laughing!
 
Seethecoper said:
Man, I am genuinely seething at how bad they are at Melee. Line actually turning red and steam coming out of my ears. The continued FOUR TIMES in Adventure mode.
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They really should have practiced their wave dashing off-camera, they totally embarrassed themselves with such weak shit :stress:
 
Smash is fuckin gay unless you're playing with the bros, and it's a spastic game where high level play and button mashing looks identical.
 
Seethecoper said:
You don't need to know how to wave dash to beat bots on hard, or even very hard. Specially as Falcon
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The funniest part is iirc they were on normal and still had to continue four times.
And the jump from normal difficulty to hard difficulty is pretty large as normal is supposed to be what most children were expected to play.

Them game overing on hard mode is justified though, especially with that bullshit fox AI that just runs away and baits you into falling off the edge of a solid platform at the bottom of the map that looks identical to other platforms that you can jump through. It literally plays like that one asshole we all knew as a kid who would just run away until everyone else ran out of stock.
 
Rick The Stick said:
Smash is fuckin gay unless you're playing with the bros, and it's a spastic game where high level play and button mashing looks identical.
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That’s all fighting games. Melee is especially egregious because of the crippling hand injuries you can get just from practicing the game, but also because you are all but completely shut out from the highest level of play if you aren’t using a controller with a very specific manufacturing defect (which would be considered cheating in literally any other game).
 
cory makes them play games he is autistically interested in and won't shut up about.
so no jokes or funny anecdotes for you, dear viewer, have 25 mins of a retard getting mad at his supposed favorite game.

insaniquarium is infinitely better than any of the nintendocapcomslop cory shoves down chris' throat
 
This is the second or third time I've heard them refrence frogan's "HMMM? BASED!" line, coincidentally at the sand level. Maybe she's getting mainstream lolcow appeal despite have double digit number of viewers. Also Boogie's interview is refrenced.
EDIT: Hold up them talking about George Floyd in Arthur makes me think this may be a re-upload.
 
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Conan said:
cory makes them play games he is autistically interested in and won't shut up about.
so no jokes or funny anecdotes for you, dear viewer, have 25 mins of a retard getting mad at his supposed favorite game.
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I can picture Cory whipping Dave the Slave into getting the broken El Gato working with REAL AUTHENTIC hardware and ANALOG CAPTURE and LOW LATENCY CRT MONITORING

and I can even imagine how pissed he's going to be when he sees the capture is badly interlaced boy Dave isn't going to eat for a while shoulda done component out and hit 480p
 
Wooper said:
EDIT: Hold up them talking about George Floyd in Arthur makes me think this may be a re-upload.
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It's is and it isn't
They uploaded the episodes out of order and realized once they went up so they uploaded them in order, so this "new" video is just that old footage with 13 more minutes of new material
 
McMitch said:
That’s all fighting games. Melee is especially egregious because of the crippling hand injuries you can get just from practicing the game, but also because you are all but completely shut out from the highest level of play if you aren’t using a controller with a very specific manufacturing defect (which would be considered cheating in literally any other game).
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Now I think we should bully anyone with crippling hand defects out of playing the game. Do I have any place in the smash community?

I was a Teenage “JA”-man said:
I’m surprised cory doesn’t like gilligan’s island but likes something as boring as the brady bunch, but than again… those were real women.
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Cory likes it for the incest
 
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