Stop shitting up my threads!
No
Also, I'm going to assist you because you're being toooo slow on this. You are the Chief Zoeologist and I respect this expert autism, but you're dragging your feet on the FUNNY and current era writeup so us Zoeyniggers will shit up this thread because our normal retard containment is gone. We will not poo in the loo. So I am determined to get our designated shitting street back.
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Internal links/screens relevant to Zoeology (I'm not done yet I'm just posting what I have so far):
Zoey donating to JERSH and asking about toilet anime (video)
Zoey donating to Josh and asking about being friends and saimatsu? And making typos (video)
Thirsting for Null example no 27849594
Zoey's own take on having a thread
Zoey doxing her abuser who is a mega fag
Zoey is NOT a fascist or a communist these people can DIE
One of the many examples of Zoey drunkposting in her thread, this happens a few times a month and could also be a grab for attention.
Zoey's apartment has been known to be paid for as she lives rent free and is tard wrangled by her family. For the longest time, we thought it was her mom.
But her mom was sued for debt. Zoey confirmed her apartment is being paid for by someone else.
Zoey claiming her ex is a pedo and also a gayop on skibidi farms she did.
Zoey Singing Karaoke 
Schizoposting
Zoey as a local moderator sweeping for Kengle on Onionfarms (archive) she is actually actively posting on OF RIGHT NOW (august 2025)
Her issue with Tiffany and why she uses the name Zoey. Basically trauma because she was abused horribly by her guardians
Retarded Shit Zoey does to be banned:
Called all the sharty niggers to come protest her ban (got her banned)
Posting outside of her containment zone by going into Claudio's thread to call him broke and telling him to get a job (despite not having one herself, this is extra funny because she will literally leave her own thread if anyone insists she's capable of holding down a job). Zoey is specifically contained to her own thread by mods.
This is due to a long habit of her making retarded threads for attention:
Thus, Zoey leaving containment is frowned upon. Bonus Null thirst.
Bonus: Zoey looking at jobs made by
@Preacher ✝
POORLY Socking
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Mods Gently Messing with Zoey (needs more KAHNTENT still)
@Schizoid Wife being a RAT and making her triangle permanent
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Retards coming in and PL-ing while Zoobles is B& and making a spectacle:
Do binaric androida dream of electric zoobles?
Someone trying to say they wish they were her father and
trying to daddy her.
BEAR HAMMER
Bear hammer is constantly referenced in the thread by regulars and there's always new Zoeyniggers asking "who is bearhammer". Bear is essential to her lore, actively posts about her, and is thus relevant.
Tl;dr: Bearhammer coined the term Zoeynigger but is coincidentally the biggest Zoeynigger of tham all.
Bearhammer is a fat retard who has an autistic obsession with Zoey, paid $100 to be unbanned. We only know this because he admitted it on Onion Farms.
He posts while power leveling about his OTHER drama with Null on OF
(archive), seethes about kiwis on OF
(archive), and has earned himself 2 threads ...but those do not explain his level of retard in Zoey-related content. He has a weird love/hate with her that would turn into obsession. Josh had to manually tell him to CALM THE FUCK DOWN after his $100 shill to Josh. He PL'd this to the thread.
There was a joke on April 24th 2025, about her being the most in-line with him morally
given a moral (internal archive) compass test.
He then posted this powerlevel after someone joked he was the closest to Zoey morally.
On the same day, Hammer would make this thread on OF
(archive) powerleveling to infinity about kiwifarms, including Zoey, about his ban for being. GAY RETARD. He felt it was soooo unfair others weren't being held to the rulez!!1!
He is arguably the final boss of Zoeyniggers. despite calling us this.... as he is the most obsessed with her to the extent of having dreams about dating her. He is insanely salty that she WON'T even look his way and is thuroughly convinced that he is being cucked by
@Toji Suzuhara (he is not) and Null.
He has endlessly seethed since his ban about Toji, Null, and not getting a chance with Tiffany to the extent that he doxed that he's local to her. Here he is being salty that she wants to have sex with NULL and NOT HIM
and posting shit like this
Bearhammer is cucked eternally and lost $100 because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants and foot in his mouth. SAD. Many such cases.
Bonus Zoey Content:
By me:
Other:
"im getting tired of you dumb fucking niggers."
