Official Minecraft Server

[Thistle]

This morning at least 7 people died from being fused to walls trees and shit.

That's what you get for being an ecosexual.

 

[The Marineer]

New Hamshire got wiped out with the reset.
It's Spirit lives on in New Hamsterdam!

 

[Shaka Brah]

Are those two trannies being serious?

It's a meme.

 

[Maskull]

It's a meme.

You know what's symptomatic of autism?

 

[Coolio55]

You know what's symptomatic of autism?

Playing minecraft?

 

[Maskull]

Playing minecraft?

That too.

 

[Polyboros2]

My nihilistic hole got reset

This morning at least 7 people died from being fused to walls trees and shit.

I CAN'T BREATHE!

 

[Tahoma]

gonna post some cozy pics, me and some other retard have a fun place together

 

[Kenya Jones]

Heres the floating village I mentioned earlier today

 

[Homer Simpson]

Playing minecraft?

Enjoying minecraft.

 

[️ronic]

gonna post some cozy pics, me and some other retard have a fun place together

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What texture pack do you use?

 

[Stress Sigh]

Here's my texture pack I've been using.

 

[Takodachi]

I completely forgot how rage-inducing this fucking game is.

 

[The Marineer]

The New Hamsterdam War:
Belligerents: New Hamsterdam, Nazi Germany
Commanders: The Rocketeer, Adolf Hitler(GoyBoy420)

Casualties and losses
New Hamsterdam: 1 Life, ~300 Glass blocks, ~5Chickens
Nazi Germany: ~20 lives
Conclusion: A Peace deal was achieved. Goyboy420 voluntary paid with 14 stacks of Watermelon slices.

 

[Polyboros2]

Netherite mining is worse than sourcing materials for Draconic Evolution.

For anyone not aware, the best way to search for it is to go to Y-15 in the nether, then place and try to sleep in bed to destroy large swaths of netherrack.

Bring lots of food cause you're getting blown up a little too, and bring stacks of beds.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Netherite mining is worse than sourcing materials for Draconic Evolution.

For anyone not aware, the best way to search for it is to go to Y-15 in the nether, then place and try to sleep in bed to destroy large swaths of netherrack.

Bring lots of food cause you're getting blown up a little too, and bring stacks of beds.

I've heard people complain about about that a lot. It sucks but the next best alternative is looting a bastion and that's going to be a bit of a nightmare when 1.16.2 comes out.

 

[HarveyMCR]

no but this shit is cool, it gives character to the server.

Exactly what I was thinking. Would it even be a Kiwifarms Minecraft server if there wasn’t a little bit of autism?

 

[Thistle]

uhhhhh... guess my portal was close enough?

 

[Takodachi]

I guess that's one ruined portal I wont be getting.

 

[Blacklight]

Who wants to help me build a 50 long sheep fucking machine?