Official Kiwifarms Protestant Hate Thread - The cringe of 1876

[Yamaha YM2612]

No the Pharisees were a bunch of autists who tried to find loopholes to God's law.

Which is what catholics do

Bro apparently knows nothing about the heresies we had to fight in the early 1st millenia.

Who's we? Catholics didn't exist in the first century

No it doesn't. It's hinted, sure, but it wasn't mentioned.

Genesis 1:26

Jesus gave Peter the keys. That's why we call the Pope the Vicar of Christ.

the keys are reference to Peter writing the epistles and transmitting and disseminating the word. It's not an authority thing. Jesus is the only authority. Period. Browse isiah 40. And hebrews 4 and hebrews 6. All of these explain that Jesus is the only authority.

Even if the keys were a role of authority to Peter (again. This is heresy but let's go with it), your pagan church has nothing to do with peter

 

[Justice Tony]

Which is what catholics do

No we don't.

Who's we? Catholics didn't exist in the first century

The Catholic Church was founded by Christ so yes, we did exist back then.

Genesis 1:26

That's a hint, not an outright admission of the Trinity.

the keys are reference to Peter writing the epistles and transmitting and disseminating the word. It's not an authority thing. Jesus is the only authority. Period. Browse isiah 40. And hebrews 4 and hebrews 6. All of these explain that Jesus is the only authority.

The Pope doesn't have authority on his own, it comes from God. But that does not mean that he is without authority. If I'm a parent and I go out to buy milk and I tell my eldest that he is in charge while I am out, does he not have authority? That's what the Papacy is. Same concept.

Even if the keys were a role of authority to Peter (again. This is heresy but let's go with it), your pagan church has nothing to do with peter

His Holiness is a direct successor to Peter. It has everything to do with Peter.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

No we don't.

you do. kid fucking, tranny shit, buddying with islam, etc. a cachtecism is just torah for europeans

The Catholic Church was founded by Christ so yes, we did exist back then.

jesus was a protestant. if you wanna get technical, catholicism was founded by antediluvian pagan cultures

The Pope doesn't have authority on his own, it comes from God

thats what the pharisees said.

If I'm a parent and I go out to buy milk and I tell my eldest that he is in charge while I am out, does he not have authority?

the pope is not the eldest. jesus is. literally and figuratively. jesus is in charge.

His Holiness is a direct successor to Peter.

no he isnt. contantine has no connection to peter

 

[Justice Tony]

you do.

No we don't.

kid fucking,

Gee, I guess that never happens in Billy Bob's Bible Church. In all seriousness though we're talking about theological infallibility. You Protestants say that nobody can be sinless when you talk about Our Blessed Mother who was indeed sinless and then hold us to that standard when it is convenient. Newsflash shit for brains: the only two human beings to ever not sin are Mary and Christ!

tranny shit,

Jesus dined with prostitutes but He still held them to be sinful whores. How is what we are doing any different?

buddying with islam, etc.

If you're talking about that picture where Pope St. JPII kisses a Koran he thought it was an Arabic Bible. If you're talking about us not dick riding Israel you're an idiot.

a cachtecism is just torah for europeans

That's comparing apples to oranges. If you want to compare the Catechism to a religious work it'd be more akin to the Hadiths.

jesus was a protestant. if you wanna get technical, catholicism was founded by antediluvian pagan cultures

Yeah man I loved the part of the Gospels where Jesus flipped Peter off and had a fucking music concert. Oh wait.

thats what the pharisees said.

Jesus literally gave St. Peter the keys. You're just coping.

the pope is not the eldest. jesus is. literally and figuratively. jesus is in charge.

Where is Jesus? Why is He not sitting in Rome? Why is He not settling this dispute right now? Oh right, because He ascended to Heaven and won't be back for a while! Also you're denigrating Jesus by putting Him on our level. I see where you might've gone wrong given I used the analogy of a father giving his son authority, but in that analogy Jesus is the father; we're His bickering children.

no he isnt. contantine has no connection to peter

What the fuck does this even mean? Are you saying that there was no Bishop of Rome before Constantine? Are you fucking insane?

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Gee, I guess that never happens in Billy Bob's Bible Church. In all seriousness though we're talking about theological infallibility. You Protestants say that nobody can be sinless

exactly. thats what jesus said. jesus was a protestant.

when you talk about Our Blessed Mother who was indeed sinless

jesus said she was not sinless.

and then hold us to that standard when it is convenient. Newsflash shit for brains: the only two human beings to ever not sin are Mary and Christ!

nope. just christ.

If you're talking about that picture where Pope St. JPII kisses a Koran he thought it was an Arabic Bible. If you're talking about us not dick riding Israel you're an idiot.

i was talking about meeting with them at "summits" and doing rituals with them.

That's comparing apples to oranges. If you want to compare the Catechism to a religious work it'd be more akin to the Hadiths.

"its not that heresy, its a different kind of heresy"

Yeah man I loved the part of the Gospels where Jesus flipped Peter off and had a fucking music concert. Oh wait.

i dont get what this means. david sang and danced for the lord though, is your comment related to that?

Jesus literally gave St. Peter the keys.

keys =/= authority. jesus tasked peter with writing and documenting the word. as god told isiah, and peter later explained, and as jesus himself claimed, Chist is the only valid authority. again, hebrews 4-6

Where is Jesus?

he's everywhere. thats how omniscience works.

Why is He not sitting in Rome?

because rome is pagan country.

Why is He not settling this dispute right now?

he did. with his words. you deny them. he told you explicitly that he and The Father are one, how much clearer does it need to be?

Also you're denigrating Jesus by putting Him on our level.

never said he was on our level

we're His bickering children.

youre trying to change your analogy now. God gave the babysitting authority to jesus, if we're using your analogy. Jesus is literally and figuratively the oldest child, in charge of us.

Are you saying that there was no Bishop of Rome before Constantine?

the bishop of rome was a tradition of people building churches in rome, it has no connection to your serpent-pedo cult

 

[Justice Tony]

exactly. thats what jesus said. jesus was a protestant.

You do realize that the word Protestant did not emerge until the 15th century right? Like how does the whole idea that Jesus was a Protestant make sense?

jesus said she was not sinless.

Au contraire, Jesus specifically said "let he who is without sin throw the first stone" because He knew very well that Our Blessed Mother would've thrown a mean fast ball to start off the stoning.

nope. just christ.

Id.

i was talking about meeting with them at "summits" and doing rituals with them.

What the fuck are you talking about? What rituals?

"its not that heresy, its a different kind of heresy"

I can see you have nothing to back up that argument so let's move on.

i dont get what this means. david sang and danced for the lord though, is your comment related to that?

I'm saying that your notion that Jesus was a Protestant is retarded. Also what David did was more akin to when Musk jumped up at that Trump rally, not a megachurch slop concert.

he's everywhere. thats how omniscience works.

You're missing the point. Jesus has not returned yet.

because rome is pagan country.

You missed the point again. Id.

keys =/= authority.

Yes it does. Back in the day whenever a master would leave he would give a servant the keys to the house signifying that he was in charge until the master returned.

jesus tasked peter with writing and documenting the word. as god told isiah, and peter later explained, and as jesus himself claimed, Chist is the only valid authority. again, hebrews 4-6

If Christ tells Person A to tell Person B to not do meth and Person B tells Person A "you have no authority over me, only Christ does" do you really think Jesus will applaud that man for still doing meth?

he did. with his words. you deny them. he told you explicitly that he and The Father are one, how much clearer does it need to be?

We're not talking about the Trinity, as far as I am aware we are not in dispute over that. But regarding our dispute Christ has not resolved it. I am not denying shit.

never said he was on our level

You did.

youre trying to change your analogy now. God gave the babysitting authority to jesus, if we're using your analogy. Jesus is literally and figuratively the oldest child, in charge of us.

No the analogy never had Jesus being the babysitter. God the Father is not a part of the analogy. Also why are you referring to God and Jesus as two separate entities? By God do you mean specifically the Father or do we actually have some dispute over the Trinity?

the bishop of rome was a tradition of people building churches in rome, it has no connection to your serpent-pedo cult

What the fuck does this sentence even mean? Genuinely.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

You do realize that the word Protestant did not emerge until the 15th century right? Like how does the whole idea that Jesus was a Protestant make sense?

because all of the protestant beliefs come from Him and his PROTESTing the false idols that were catholics/pharisees

Au contraire, Jesus specifically said "let he who is without sin throw the first stone" because He knew very well that Our Blessed Mother would've thrown a mean fast ball to start off the stoning.

that isnt congruent with his other words or actions. "only God is good"

What the fuck are you talking about? What rituals?

the child sacrifice after that "climate" summit a couple years ago. they even did it in the "high places" just like the pagans of the old testament!

I can see you have nothing to back up that argument so let's move on.

except the bible, but hey, you dont go by that so....

I'm saying that your notion that Jesus was a Protestant is retarded.

only a pagan would say so

. Jesus has not returned yet.

he never left

Yes it does. Back in the day whenever a master would leave he would give a servant the keys to the house signifying that he was in charge until the master returned.

the master (jesus) never left. see, a key is a little object that goes into a lock to open or undo it. in the context of saving knowledge of God, this means the word of the apostles and prophets and the gospels. peter's epistles are "key" to the gates of heaven

do you really think Jesus will applaud that man for still doing meth?

no, because jesus also forbids meth usage

But regarding our dispute Christ has not resolved it.

he did. he called catholics vipers, said no man should be called a pope, hebrews and revelation declare christ the only valid holy authority. jesus himself says "it is finished" and then takes his last breath. not to mention Rome being called a whore and false idol in revelation. the dispute is resolved, jesus says your crowning of the pope as an authority is satanic and undermines the new covenant. peter also says the same.

No the analogy never had Jesus being the babysitter.

but he is.

God the Father is not a part of the analogy.

you literally said the parent...

Also why are you referring to God and Jesus as two separate entities?

im not. The Son was always present, the incarnate form of Jesus Christ is the intermediary. as he declared, there is no other authoirty after him

What the fuck does this sentence even mean? Genuinely.

it means your cult has no connection and nothing to do with the early christians who built churches in europe

 

[Justice Tony]

because all of the protestant beliefs come from Him and his PROTESTing the false idols that were catholics/pharisees

Actually they come from a German retard who didn't want to be celibate.

that isnt congruent with his other words or actions. "only God is good"

What?

the child sacrifice after that "climate" summit a couple years ago. they even did it in the "high places" just like the pagans of the old testament!

Once again, what?

except the bible, but hey, you dont go by that so....

You know I've always found it hilarious how Protestants thump the Bible more than us despite them throwing what, 7 books out? It's ridiculous.

only a pagan would say so

Look man I don't know about you but...

he never left

Damn, I didn't know that Jesus stayed on Earth after resurrecting. Maybe He really did go off to the Americas like the Mormons say.

the master (jesus) never left. see, a key is a little object that goes into a lock to open or undo it. in the context of saving knowledge of God, this means the word of the apostles and prophets and the gospels. peter's epistles are "key" to the gates of heaven

Id.

no, because jesus also forbids meth usage

Once again you missed the point. My point is that someone who has been given authority by Christ actually possesses authority because Christ gave him that authority.

he did. he called catholics vipers, said no man should be called a pope, hebrews and revelation declare christ the only valid holy authority. jesus himself says "it is finished" and then takes his last breath.

Ok Ian Paisley, let me ask you something. When Christ says "it is finished" what is He talking about? Is He talking about history? Is He talking about the struggle against evil? Or is He talking about His sacrifice on the Cross? And also regardless of which one of these things He means how does that back up your argument?

not to mention Rome being called a whore and false idol in revelation. the dispute is resolved, jesus says your crowning of the pope as an authority is satanic and undermines the new covenant.

That reading of Revelation makes no sense. The Rome talked about in Revelation is an empire and an evil one at that. It also talks about Babylon and other stuff. John didn't include Rome in Revelations because he thought Rome was actually going to be the vehicle of the anti-Christ, that's just how they got across the idea of a huge and evil empire. It'd be like him mentioning the Third Reich if Revelations was written in the 1930's.

peter also says the same.

He doesn't and the fact that Peter never warned us about Papistry means that he never received instructions from Christ on that matter.

but he is.

Well He's sure doing a bang up job keeping you in line.

you literally said the parent...

I used the analogy of a parent because everyone agrees that a parent has authority over their child. It's such a natural and innate hierarchy that only weirdos would question it.

im not. The Son was always present, the incarnate form of Jesus Christ is the intermediary. as he declared, there is no other authoirty after him

Ok at least we cleared that up.

it means your cult has no connection and nothing to do with the early christians who built churches in europe

I would give my right nut to have a time machine just so I could bring someone to the present in order to prove just how fucking wrong you are. Do you really think anyone is going to choose a glorified concert over actually reverent liturgy? What does Protestantism have in common with the early Church? Nothing.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Actually they come from a German retard who didn't want to be celibate.

jesus wasnt german

What?

mary being sinless is contradictory what what christ says about sin. "only god is good"

Once again, what?

man, you worship a pope and dont even know what he gets into. sad

You know I've always found it hilarious how Protestants thump the Bible more than us despite them throwing what, 7 books out? It's ridiculous.

we didnt throw any books about. catholics added them, we took them back out because they have nothing to do with the messiah, therefore not relevant

My point is that someone who has been given authority by Christ actually possesses authority because Christ gave him that authority.

except christ never gave anyone authority. he IS the authority. alpha and omega. "it is finished"

When Christ says "it is finished" what is He talking about

the fulfillment of the law and the system of worship under the old covenant. catholics are still beholden to old covenant rules and ideas, such as the need for intermediaries, temples, and dietary laws. adherance to these is to deny christ's fulfilment of old covenant law.

The Rome talked about in Revelation is an empire and an evil one at that. It also talks about Babylon and other stuff

Right. Rome is babylon. thats where catholicism came from. thats where they got the mary (asheroth) fetishism and stuff from. babylonians went to israel and pharisees brough those cult practices to europe. pharisee law and denial of christ melded perfectly with the demon cults already in europe at the time, thus giving birth to catholicism

John didn't include Rome in Revelations because he thought Rome was actually going to be the vehicle of the anti-Christ

it is. Rome is included in revelations, its the nation of 7 hills. rome is a vehicle of the anti-christ. the pope is very welcoming and cool with islam. the anti christ will take power with the help of the pope

It'd be like him mentioning the Third Reich if Revelations was written in the 1930's.

the nazis are in the revelation and ezekiel. theyre part of the "new" babylon. the nazis were allied with catholics and saw islam as the "Supreme" entity in the world.

He doesn't and the fact that Peter never warned us about Papistry means that he never received instructions from Christ on that matter.

except jesus himself does (in the gospels and revelation), and look at who peter was writing his letters to. churches in europe that had strong pagan (soon to be catholic) presences. you should do some reading of thassilonia.

Well He's sure doing a bang up job keeping you in line.

exactly!

I used the analogy of a parent because everyone agrees that a parent has authority over their child.

Well, no, you said when a parent (God) puts the eldest child (Jesus) in charge. jesus literally is THE SON

Ok at least we cleared that up.

did we? you said the pope has authority

I would give my right nut to have a time machine just so I could bring someone to the present in order to prove just how fucking wrong you are.

dont need a time machine, you have a bible

What does Protestantism have in common with the early Church? Nothing.

except literally all of its practices, theology and teachings.

bro, your "father" (pope means father) dresses like a snake and wants to fuck ashteroth cosplaying as mary. please get a grip

 

[Justice Tony]

jesus wasnt german

Jesus didn't found Protestantism.

mary being sinless is contradictory what what christ says about sin. "only god is good"

You're taking that wildly out of context.

man, you worship a pope and dont even know what he gets into. sad

I only worship Christ, I just listen to His Holiness because he has a funny hat and God told me to.

we didnt throw any books about. catholics added them, we took them back out because they have nothing to do with the messiah, therefore not relevant

No you guys took the books out.

except christ never gave anyone authority. he IS the authority. alpha and omega. "it is finished"

He did. Otherwise how did the Apostles drive out demons?

the fulfillment of the law and the system of worship under the old covenant. catholics are still beholden to old covenant rules and ideas, such as the need for intermediaries, temples, and dietary laws. adherance to these is to deny christ's fulfilment of old covenant law.

What? We don't keep kosher. What are you smoking?

Right. Rome is babylon. thats where catholicism came from. thats where they got the mary (asheroth) fetishism and stuff from. babylonians went to israel and pharisees brough those cult practices to europe. pharisee law and denial of christ melded perfectly with the demon cults already in europe at the time, thus giving birth to catholicism

I fucking give up. This is like talking to a feminist but worse. Luckily for you, it would be cruel for God to throw a retard into the fire for being so retarded. See you in Heaven.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Jesus didn't found Protestantism.

then why do the beliefs and teachings match so closely?

You're taking that wildly out of context.

not at all. hes very clearly stating no one is sinless.

I only worship Christ, I just listen to His Holiness because he has a funny hat and God told me to.

god actually called him a viper, but hey, you do you, jesus also said you would be decived by false prophets.

No you guys took the books out.

nope. this isnt chonologically accurate. they were ADDED for historical context, but they arent about the messiah, so they dont belong

He did. Otherwise how did the Apostles drive out demons?

that was a command, not political or theological authority. if it were either of these Peter would not say (in hebrews) that christ is still the authority, and jesus would not say he is alpha and omega.

What? We don't keep kosher.

you guys do a cannibal ritual that emulates the last supper,w hich was passover. you guys do passover

See you in Heaven.

jesus said you wont be there. he says blapshemy of the holy spirit is the only unfogiven sin

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

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I don't hate protestants, I try not to hate anyone. I pity their misguided and shallow understanding of faith though.

But jesus said you were the misguided ones. Christ is infallible

Someone tell protestants that a strip mall is no place to worship God.

actually, according to jesus you can pray and talk to God anywhere

If they can't afford some place that doesn't look like a dilapidated moist carpeted chuck e cheese, they should worship outside in nature and reflect on how their concrete urban spread is killing God's creation....

Buildings are humans creation, not God's.

 

[Shek$il]

Protoids can't ever hope to understand scripture, let alone basic website rules.

Sound Chip here boorishly triple-posts regularly on a web forum. Any further engagement on a topic any more advanced than this is a waste of everyone's time. This is the display of a shameless drunk.