Official Kiwifarms Protestant Hate Thread - The cringe of 1876

[KingNothing]

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Jesus was a protestant, this thread is full of pharisees

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Not a coincidence that the viper is wearing a yarmulke

The Prot is quick to react when told of his inadequacies.

"Why don't YOU do MORE WORK then??"

It snarls. Sinisterly, it squats in place, and leaves a wet dropping on

The protestant recognizes their inadequacies and turns to Christ to redeem them

The Catholic turns to a wop dressed as a serpent to redeem them

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

The Catholics are the servants of international bolshevism along with the judaic masters Pope francis's literally a St. worshipping pedophile.
You've always hated the United states say what you will about Protestants but at least they didn't produce the two worst presidents in U.S. history degenerate womanising John Fitzgerald ***** lover Kennedy angioschophrenic Biden Twitter neither man was excommunicated from the Catholic Church for the degenerate behaviour.

 

[Shek$il]

The lowly Protestant—spiritually homeless, with no sacraments, no tradition, and no heritage beyond a monk getting mad. He builds his own flimsy chapel on sand, preaches his own truth, and calls it faith. No saints, no miracles, no sacred rites—just empty sermons and the echo of his own arrogance.

Eat your bread, drink your grape juice, and enjoy your bad music at a strip mall owned by the Chinese.


I will be partaking in the body and blood of Christ. In a proper church, built by our ancestors brick by brick.

The protestant recognizes their inadequacies and turns to Christ to redeem them

By that, he means they attend church once per decade and every prayer starts with "Ok this time I need..." from the comfort of their toilet.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

The lowly Protestant—spiritually homeless,

Calling jesus spiritually homeless is retarded

with no sacraments, no tradition

Why do catholics insist on living under old covenant practices such as this?

All of your traditions come from pagan cultures

Your boasting over your works makes you a hypocrite in the eyes of christ.

, and no heritage

Genesis 1:1

He builds his own flimsy chapel on sand, preaches his own truth, and calls it faith. No saints, no miracles, no sacred rites—just empty sermons and the echo of his own arrogance.

Jesus sermons were not empty and his "chapel" will be built over the ruins of your pagan church. He specifically in matthew 16:18. Its built on a mountain, not sand

Eat your bread, drink your grape juice, and enjoy your bad music at a strip mall owned by the Chinese.
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We're still saved in spite of these things. The same cannot be said for catholics and their servitude to asheroth and serpent-preists.

Bread and grape juice don't condemn us, papacy does

I will be partaking in the body and blood of Christ.

by denying and slandering him and following the talmud?

In a proper church, built by our ancestors brick by brick.

It's a church alright, just not Christ's

You said yourself, built by your ancestors...not by the messiah. Remember, jesus said satan was your father

 

[Shek$il]

jesus prefers you dont follow what he says anyway

tradition bad

my religion from 1860 is genesis 1;1


sand is actually really good as a base

im going to heaven no matter what

my empty rituals are just as good as your sacraments

you're jewish

your churches arent churches! my malls are!

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

@Shek$il

jesus prefers you dont follow what he says anyway

we do what he says. He doesn't say anything about worshipping mary or a snake priest or masses

tradition bad

accoridng to jesus, theyre just kind of gay and pointless

my religion from 1860 is genesis 1;1

protestantism was started by jesus christ, who was present at creation, genesis 1:1.

jesus was around avout 1860 years before what you claim

sand is actually really good as a base

not according to jesus. He said hes gonna build his church over your pagan church

matthew 16:18

im going to heaven no matter what

according to jesus, faith in him is all that is required for salvation. He told me im going to heaven, i believe he will make good on this promise, and his promise supercede what your daigo snake-preist says

jesus is my pope. Ymmv

my empty rituals are just as good as your sacraments

rituals are gay and pointless accoridng to jesus. The sacrements are false idols

jesus never engaged in catholic rituals or sacraments. Neither did any prophet or apostle

you're jewish

catholics are jews. Thats why they wear a yarmulke

your churches arent churches! my malls are!

Your church is a church. It's just a chruch of satan. Peep revelation

Ultra common catholic L

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...er-millions-to-bring-migrants-into-us.211047/

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

did you take Catholic communist Jewish alliance against protestantism in eastern Orthodoxy is well-documented and all Catholics will burn in the fiery pits of hell for the blasphemy and the destruction of Constantinople this is written somewhere

 

[Male Idiot]

Even as a fedora tipper I can safely vouch that Catholics and Orthodox are the most sane of the bunch.

Protestants are just the special needs branch, at least Muslims can put their money where their mouth goes.

-Jesus says we got free will.
-But he also says we are all predestined.

So which one is it nigger?

Same internal dissonance as the SJWs.
-There are infinite genders.
-But oppressed womans.

So how do you define woman nigger?

They are literally skizos with delusional levels of cognitive dissonance.

Both failed worldbuilding 101 and are pajeet tier theologists.

 

[conodont]

protestants are mentally weak christians

tewahedo: oldest church in the world
p'ent'ay: invented by colonists 100 years ago

tewahedo: fasts for 180 days
p'ent'ay: eats like a slob

tewahedo: takes good care of churches
p'ent'ay: churches consist of plastic chairs on dirt

tewahedo: prohibits fornication, homosexuality, and adultery
p'ent'ay: pretty much ignores all sexual crimes

tewahedo: strict clothing restrictions
p'ent'ay: dresses like a whore

tewahedo: eats clean food
p'ent'ay: eats like a pig

tewahedo: held us together for centuries
p'ent'ay: managed to cause multiple civil wars in a few decades

needless to say, they're retarded

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I was taking the elevator with a Protestant one day and heard him yell "safety" very loudly before he stepped off. Before I could properly make sense of what he had said, the doors shut behind him an all I could smell was his silent-but-deadly fart polluting my nostrils as I was stuck in the confined space for the next 13 floors.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Unitarians fell off the deep end with leftist ideology. At the church my grandmother went to there was a pastor who identified as non-binary and there were stickers welcoming everyone in the alphabet soup.

 

[The Poopsmith]

Unitarians fell off the deep end with leftist ideology. At the church my grandmother went to there was a pastor who identified as non-binary and there were stickers welcoming everyone in the alphabet soup.

At what point do people look around at eachother and ask "are we even a church anymore?"

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Jacob Boehme was legit.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

How come catholics turn to everyone except jesus for their theology?

I always hear them citing "chruch fathers" and "popes" (there's no such thing, jesus is the only church father according to jesus and reinstated in the book of hebrews), but never prophets, jesus or the Father

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

At what point do people look around at each other and ask "are we even a church anymore?"

Unitarians were always more progressive than other Christian so it’s not a surprise they went down this rabbit hole. But I’ve seen other Christians support alphabet soup rights and enjoy alphabet soup entertainers.

 

[The Poopsmith]

Unitarians were always more progressive than other Christian so it’s not a surprise they went down this rabbit hole. But I’ve seen other Christians support alphabet soup rights and enjoy alphabet soup entertainers.

"Christian" is a bit of a stretch. From the UU website:

Our beliefs are diverse and inclusive. We have no shared creed. Our shared covenant is expressed through the inseparable and deeply interdependent shared values of interdependence, pluralism, justice, transformation, generosity, and equity – all centered around love. Although Unitarianism and Universalism both have origins as liberal Christian traditions, today we embrace diverse teachings from many different global religions and philosophies.

These guys are just a bunch of godless moralists masquerading as a religion for tax benefits.

 

[Justice Tony]

Decided to necro the thread because the Catholic hate thread was being posted in. Anyway:

How come catholics turn to everyone except jesus for their theology?

Criticizing us for this is insane. The Gospels leave us with so little to work with. I mean for God's sake, we had to struggle with the nature of the Trinity and of Christ for centuries even though we had the Gospels at that point.

I always hear them citing "chruch fathers" and "popes" (there's no such thing, jesus is the only church father according to jesus and reinstated in the book of hebrews), but never prophets, jesus or the Father

They speak on His authority. Why can't you people understand that?

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

Criticizing us for this is insane. The Gospels leave us with so little to work with

wrong. it gives us everything we need to know. It doesnt include every single detail, because its not important. God gives us EVERYTHING we need. The things that are 'lacking' are not permission for a "pope" to make connections or fill in the "holes". Thats what pharisees did

. I mean for God's sake, we had to struggle with the nature of the Trinity

Who did?

and of Christ for centuries even though we had the Gospels at that point.

the mention of the trinity predates the gospels by 1000s of years

They speak on His authority. Why can't you people understand that?

Because jesus and the apostles, says they don't. Jesus speaks on God's authority. Jesus has no other successor to his authority. He is alpha and omega. There are no successors. Read hebrews again

A mortal man speaking on God's behalf under the new covenant is a denial of Christ's role as the eternal High Priest in the new covenant. A man speaking on His authority is old covenant rules

 

[Justice Tony]

wrong. it gives us everything we need to know. It doesnt include every single detail, because its not important. God gives us EVERYTHING we need. The things that are 'lacking' are not permission for a "pope" to make connections or fill in the "holes". Thats what pharisees did

No the Pharisees were a bunch of autists who tried to find loopholes to God's law.

Who did?

Bro apparently knows nothing about the heresies we had to fight in the early 1st millenia.

the mention of the trinity predates the gospels by 1000s of years

No it doesn't. It's hinted, sure, but it wasn't mentioned.

Because jesus and the apostles, says they don't. Jesus speaks on God's authority. Jesus has no other successor to his authority. He is alpha and omega. There are no successors. Read hebrews again

A mortal man speaking on God's behalf under the new covenant is a denial of Christ's role as the eternal High Priest in the new covenant. A man speaking on His authority is old covenant rules

Jesus gave Peter the keys. That's why we call the Pope the Vicar of Christ.