Official Kiwifarms Protestant Hate Thread - The cringe of 1876

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TerranTony98 said:
Keep idolizing your special club over God's word. Keep praying to your soy pope and Mary and I'll keep following Christ and his Apostles.
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Typical Prot'ist rhetoric. Willing to ‘follow Christ and His Apostles’—but only the ones he's cherry-picked to suit his agenda, while discarding the Church that Christ founded.

He insists that his traveling-carnival factions are the true representation of Christ's teaching, instead of the very foundation that preserved the faith for centuries.

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"I'll take it up with God myself" he mutters under his breath, eating another slice of Wonderbread.

"The Eucharist is fake. Mary is fake. Peter wasn't even the first Pope."
 
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Shek$il said:
Typical Prot'ist rhetoric. Willing to ‘follow Christ and His Apostles’—but only the ones he's cherry-picked to suit his agenda.
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I'm not defending gay bishops that ignore Paul. Look maybe if instead of praying to all those saints for advice you tried to talk to your divine Lord and Savior you would know there is a large difference between a Mormon and a Evangelical. I'm sure the knowledge would reach you past the brain damage you received from your infant baptism.

Shek$il said:
instead of the very foundation that preserved the faith for centuries.
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That became corrupted by power and wealth. OK buddy let's just ignore all the history that led to our big split.
 
TerranTony98 said:
I'm not defending gay bishops that ignore Paul. Look maybe if instead of praying to all those saints for advice you tried to talk to your divine Lord and Savior you would know there is a large difference between a Mormon and a Evangelical. I'm sure the knowledge would reach you past the brain damage you received from your infant baptism.
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Ah, yes, personal prayers and self-serving scripture readings—because centuries of Church wisdom obviously mean nothing compared to your own 'revelations.'

There’s a reason your fractured denominations can’t agree on basic truths, and it’s not because we’re 'brain damaged' from baptism—it’s because your entire faith is built on individualism and chaos. Keep clinging to your delusion of superiority while ignoring the very foundation Christ established.

TerranTony98 said:
That became corrupted by power and wealth. OK buddy let's just ignore all the history that led to our big split.
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Which was fixed with more ego, rebellion, and self-serving interpretation?
 
Shek$il said:
Ah, yes, personal prayers and self-serving scripture readings—because centuries of Church wisdom obviously mean nothing compared to your own 'revelations.'
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It does mean nothing if you put it over God's wisdom. You have vanity for an earthly institution. You have turned Christ's bride into a machine.

Shek$il said:
Keep clinging to your delusion of superiority while ignoring the very foundation Christ established.
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Isn't that exactly why you made this thread?
 
Preacher ✝ said:
Incorrect.

I said I try not to hate anyone, I never said I didn't hate anyone.

Not that I'm surprised a protestant reads what they want to hear instead of what's written.
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not a protestant.
so you try not to hate pedophiles? thats gay.
its okay to hate pedophiles, even if theyre catholic!
 
This thread is redundant. Any thread with more than 2 Catholics is a Protestant hate thread. It’s all they ever talk about.
 
Someone tell protestants that a strip mall is no place to worship God. If they can't afford some place that doesn't look like a dilapidated moist carpeted chuck e cheese, they should worship outside in nature and reflect on how their concrete urban spread is killing God's creation....
 
I don't hate protestants, I just think that they suffer from being too rooted in liberal politics now, especially in cities. I don't want to hear MSNBC while praying on Sunday.
 
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