Official Kiwifarms Mormon Debate Thread

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Are Mormons Christian? Why don’t they drink coffee? Are they the Islam of the West?

I figured we could just have a nice debate thread that is long overdo.
 
How many people here even have enough of a theology background to debate the question of whether Mormons are Christians?

I can do it but that's not a very deep bench.
 
If they were Christians they'd be called Christians and not Mormons. Checkmate, theists.
 
I have a generous interpretation of Christianity, generally speaking if you have big J in your mythos somewhere you technically count, Manicheans are sorta christian, it might be argued that even pisslam is some very mangled form of Nestorianism.
M*rmonism is not Christianity it's some amerimutt schzio bullshit.
 
Are Mormons Christian?
They aren't Christians. Essentially they believe is that if they score enough good boy points in life, they'll get to be a god for another world. They are literally self-worshipping polytheists using the "Christian aesthetic" as a backdrop for their scam-cult.

To be a Christian, you have to believe that Jesus was the son of God. Not "a god". God.
 
3 to 4 times a week I see two mormon boys riding bikes on my street. They always smile and wave as I drive by. Theology aside, I don't really mind them.
 
mormons are the mafia n are gathering kompromat on behalf of jesuits in order to further alien government
 
Mormons can teach you a lot about sales. If you want to be a door to door salesman, let a Mormon inside and ask them how pitch and what their conversion rate is. You can also use them to move and clean around your house. Mormons are silly but you can easily get free work out of them.
 
Their theological beliefs are divergent enough to be considered not Christian’s. Some groups like gnostic Christians might make the cut by virtue of being around during the religions formative years but Mormonism doesn’t really have any biblical or early text basis
 
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