Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[AnOminous]

Why you guys think I'm overweight or fat?

Because you obviously are, you fat fuck. Kill yourself. Nobody is fooled.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Why you guys think I'm overweight or fat?

Are Trump fanatics so delusional they think Pokemon, gasp, exist in real life?

It's my profile picture, of a really handsome Cinderace.

Like it or leave it.

You're not even from Texas, no texan would shitpost this poorly.

 

[Bork Laser]

A nice (and unreal) one where the average person isn't a frat boy degenerate.

Do you really think Trump or even one of his sons hasn't a done a line of coke off a hooker's ass before?

 

[ravensboy]

Tell him to die of covid instead, that might actually kill him.

Covid only kills fat and elderly people.

 

[Akira Fudo]

Surely this is the end of Drumpf

 

[Marissa Moira]

Do you really think Trump or even one of his sons hasn't a done a line of coke off a hooker's ass before?

Only if the coke was diet.

 

[Tad Loaf]

Do you really think Trump or even one of his sons hasn't a done a line of coke off a hooker's ass before?

I don't really know or care, I'm just saying there are people who don't look at some dude doing crack thanks to his corrupt dad and go "wow that's le fuckin epic chad XD"

 

[Wyald]

Now it should be a good idea to invest in blood pressure services or something, but then I remembered that Trumpsters have no money to spend on medical care.
Ah, what a shame.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Its never been funnier than this.

 

[Sumdood]

Welp now that it’s officially called. I did not expect that. I’m gonna miss the good economy and flourishing stock market.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Republicans literally thought outing Biden's son as a dude who does lots of drugs and gets lots of pussy would somehow harm Biden.

On what planet do these fags live?

They don't believe in the American Dream.

 

[ArmouredRobin]

This thread started out quite funny, but now it's just arguments and shit-slinging.
Probably some analogy about the whole election and state of the US that could be made but, honestly, I'm just here for the funny and don't really give a shit beyond that.

 

[Route 79]

Trump is soon going to get banned from twitter. He can fall back to his whitehouse alt accounts... oh... nevermind. Guess he will know how it feels to have to constantly make new accounts, much like the supporters that he abandoned.

 

[Irrelevant]

Imagine, all this could have been avoided if they just let Biden run in 2016 as is traditional for VPs.

Trump = Hillary's fault.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Welp, I sure am excited for Joe's big nationwide lockdown! If we don't lock down now, how will we be happy to own nothing by 2030? I want my prefab urban bug pod with state provided VR coomer rig!

 

[nyess]

lol trump got owned

 

[Felis Meanis]

Do you really think Trump or even one of his sons hasn't a done a line of coke off a hooker's ass before?

The key is not getting caught being a degenerate, corrupt and talentless loser from a wildly affluent family in the most moronic way possible.

 

[ravensboy]

Imagine, all this could have been avoided if they just let Biden run in 2016 as is traditional for VPs.

Trump = Hillary's fault.

Wrong, should have let bernie run in 2016. Hillary's ego got in the way of that and created trump.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

It wouldn't have made a difference. How is Biden's son traversing the world and being a chad supposed to damage Biden?

That part of the laptop is just salacious eye grabbing material. The bag man part in the Emails would be the election damaging material. Though this stuff doesn't reach low information voters and the media knew that they could squelch it by refusing to cover it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Welp now that it’s officially called. I did not expect that. I’m gonna miss the good economy and flourishing stock market.

I don't think Biden is going to do anything to the economy.