Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[IDBigBootieBitcheZ]

Watching the livestream now and Trump sounds like someone has a gun to his head. Completely out of breath

If trump dies before the election finishes or biden dies I will fuck that black chick, record it and post the sex tape here

Let's hope his (((assasination))) is live.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Leftists hate Liberals as much as righties and I don’t understand why right wingers continue to use “liberal” to describe everybody left of center.

I’ve been really careful to make sure I always use leftist instead of liberal here lately because there’s clearly a difference.

 

[Andrew Neil]

"I won Florida and the polls were wrong and I did the biggest election and I'm handsomest boy in all the land and I'm best at cricket and everyone likes me and the votes are being mean to me and and and"

 

[Pig Boss]

Man, he sounds so defeated compared to the election night speech he did, that one sounded like a stand up routine where the comedian just talks to the audience directly and jokes around with them.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

I;m late to the livestream, can someone fill me in on what he said until now?

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine,"

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Why does he sound so uninterested? normally Trump is chirpy and calling people names....

Cause he mad. Even if he wins he’ll be mad.

 

[Bongocat]

Why does he sound so uninterested? normally Trump is chirpy and calling people names....

Realizing he spent 4 years pandering to the people that couldn't possibly hate him more.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Who is this semen demon

She's a cartoon drawn by someone intended to show how black people can be attractive to white people.

 

[usernames can change now!]

The longer Trump speaks the more VIX futures go up lol

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

That's the 35 y/o furry who jacks off to Paw Patrol.

The fact people like this exists is both scary but hilarious to me.

 

[Str8Bustah]

He needs to win and pull it off now so we get the maximum amount of salt.

it's gonna be pretty based either way. If trump loses we get to farm copium from magapedes for the next year, but if biden loses then we get to watch a live playback of all the gloatposters suddenly returning to seething and frothing at the mouth as they normally do.

 

[trent]

This is purely setting the table for months of legal fuckery.

 

[Childe]

He's talking about how the mail-ins are largely favoring Biden but HE'S the one who pushed and pushed his supporters to NOT use mail-in ballots and has been creating this distrust around them for ages now, it's not surprising the majority of mail-in ballots are for Biden all things considered.

 

[Lame Entropy]

His advisors have done him such a disservice. I don't like him but I genuinely believe he'd be doing much better without them whispering in his ear and just telling him what he wants to hear. He showed genuinely good political instincts in 2016.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

She's a cartoon drawn by someone intended to show how black people can be attractive to white people.

No need, we already got people thirsting after some random black muscle chick.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

The counting is taking so long to draw out tensions. Something will happen that will largely lamented as the biggest threat to our democracy by the media and we'll get societal changes that make the patriot act look like the bill of rights

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

it's gonna be pretty based either way. If trump loses we get to farm copium from magapedes for the next year, but if biden loses then we get to watch a live playback of all the gloatposters suddenly returning to seething and frothing at the mouth as they normally do.

Most of us don’t care who wins and are just here to OD on sodium. No matter who loses, I win.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

No need, we already got people thirsting after some random black muscle chick.

Now hold on, sir, I'm very interested in what this gentleman has presented to the class.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Why does he sound so uninterested? normally Trump is chirpy and calling people names....

I'm sure he hasn't slept much during the past few days.

 

[Bongocat]

His advisors have done him such a disservice. I don't like him but I genuinely believe he'd be doing much better without them whispering in his ear and just telling him what he wants to hear. He showed genuinely good political instincts in 2016.

We called him "President Kushner" for a reason.