Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[WinchesterPremium]

Delicious salt

You'd think Kim Jung un just died

Fun fact. When Trump said he was going to leave the country if he lost he meant he was going to finally marry Kim.

That is why Kim's wife and sister went missing a few days ago.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

CNN Is saying joe's dropped to 253 (due to az ballots of something?) While Google is saying he's 264...idk who to trust anymore and yes I know I shouldn't trust either of them to begin with

It's not google, its Associated Press. CNN never called AZ, but associated press and Fox did early even though they are only reporting 85%

 

[ThatOneLurker]

Okay okay okay, so we become a progressive shit hole or something. We're doomed. There is no more fighting back.

Concentrate on other shit then. If shits fucked then just worry about yourself. You know, general life advice shit.

That will quickly become impossible.

The Great Reset

There is an urgent need for global stakeholders to cooperate in simultaneously managing the direct consequences of the COVID-19 crisis. To improve the state of the world, the World Economic Forum is starting The Great Reset initiative.

www.weforum.org

Thank God Oregon(?) legalized possession of drugs because I'm going to waste away there. Pick your poison or keep fighting a losing fight.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Oh no he dared to say something negative against the Farms!
This thread is a mess.

Not as big of a mess as the US election.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh no he dared to say something negative against the Farms!
This thread is a mess.

Are you not entertained? Why do you think I'm still reading it.

 

[Duration Pending]

Trump was a corrupt warmongering politician who never gave a fuck about you, and ever since the cold war ended America has been a shithole full of impoverished idiots and pampered elites, run by a government that only exists to rubberstamp never-ending pointless military campaigns against invented enemies for the profit of arms manufacturing shareholders.

And yet you're only doomposting because bad blue man president now instead of good red man president?

Since you're one of the biggest shitposters on this site, it seems like you should be aware that the amount of places you can shitpost online has been steadily shrinking. I don't give a fuck about Red Man or Blue Man, but the writing is on the wall for what's happening in the USA (which probably doesn't matter that much to you) but also on the internet at large.

 

[Fünter]

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

We are fucked.

You're a long way from being fucked. Your kids might be tho - especially if Biden gets his hands on them

 

[Free Dick Pills]

With the right i need a goddamn code breaker to even understand what they are saying and even then it just seems like a bland dish not much different from other conspiracies

 

[Distant Stare]

The question is. If biden wins. What the republicans are going to do with Trump. Trump is most definitely gonna want to run for 2024 (he likes running more than governing (As he's a showman after all) and he is gonna hijack the primary again (because he's their most popular guy) as he did in 2016. Problem is the GOP has their own members with personal ambitions and who also want to be president so.....Either they somehow manage to completely kick him out of the party. Or outright throw him under the bus and induct him on criminal charges.

He is too old. He is 74 right now. Not to mention how fat he is. I dont think that losing an election, after serving for four years, is going to do his health any good.

 

[Socrates]

That will quickly become impossible.

The Great Reset

There is an urgent need for global stakeholders to cooperate in simultaneously managing the direct consequences of the COVID-19 crisis. To improve the state of the world, the World Economic Forum is starting The Great Reset initiative.

www.weforum.org

Thank God Oregon(?) legalized possession of drugs because I'm going to waste away there. Pick your poison or keep fighting a losing fight.

Remember to think of Hunter Biden's dick as you light up that crack pipe

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That will quickly become impossible.

The Great Reset

There is an urgent need for global stakeholders to cooperate in simultaneously managing the direct consequences of the COVID-19 crisis. To improve the state of the world, the World Economic Forum is starting The Great Reset initiative.

www.weforum.org

Thank God Oregon(?) legalized possession of drugs because I'm going to waste away there. Pick your poison or keep fighting a losing fight.

This is retarded my friend. Thank you for being here.

 

[Extremist Frank]

Similar to Wisconsin, where voter turnout was 89.25% (almost certainly fraudulent), Minnesota's metros ranged from 88 - 93%. This is why Biden handily won Minnesota, despite it being considered competitive. Between the DFL and Somali clans buying and harvesting ballots, the fix was in.

https://twitter.com/realDSteinberg/status/1324193535835459587?s=20

 

[Maskull]

if your measure of BASED is Latinx shooting African-Americans.

I love Cubans now.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Oh no he dared to say something negative against the Farms!
This thread is a mess.

Nah it's just redundant is all. We all know the 'Farms is a minefield of autism, so spelling it out is just annoying.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Way i see it, the illegal horde is always going to vote blue no matter what, but the ones already here, or have history beyond say a generation or so, aren't as sympathetic

Pathway to citizenship for illegals won't pass as long as the Republicans control the house or senate, and realistically the Supreme Court, because naturalization is pretty clearly spelled out in the Constitution, and an argument could be easily made that you need to make an Amendment to accomplish that goal, since there is precedent with making an Amendment to give citizenship to blacks.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

This is fine.

CNN Is saying joe's dropped to 253 (due to az ballots of something?) While Google is saying he's 264...idk who to trust anymore and yes I know I shouldn't trust either of them to begin with

DDHQ Election Results

Elections Returns, Analysis and Projections

results.decisiondeskhq.com

AP has Biden at 264, DecisionDesk has him at 253.

 

[Muh Vagina]

There actually isn't that much denial by conservatives/pro-Trump people that I've seen. No one is really coming up with convoluted ways the results could ackshually change after the fact, certainly no one is rioting. Conservatives pretty much say "welp this is a fucking bummer" and resume their lives because it's not a huge surprise (the mainstream media had 4 whole years to hammer TDS into people after all). As soon as the Democrats started pushing for people to vote by mail (because voting in person is unsafe) I think most of us knew perfectly well what was up, and predicted that mail trucks full of just enough "misplaced" Biden ballots to get an edge in swing states were going to suddenly be found around 4 or 5 am. Trump's presidency was kind of a pressure release valve for people who were sick of the establishment, but his refusal to toe the line meant they were going to throw everything they had at him (the dumbest impeachment ever, saying supposed drug use and later the coof made him medically incompetent, sexual assault accusations, tax fraud accusations, etc) and I know I sure as shit didn't expect they'd stop short of straight up dead ass cheating.

This is a long shot but it would be the funniest thing ever if it comes out that the Democrats colluded with Russian hackers to fuck with the election

So about that denial reaction...

 

[Distant Stare]

Why, yes. Nothing more based than the Mariel boatlift. Castro emptying out his prisons into Miami produced some truly BASED outcomes, if your measure of BASED is Latinx shooting African-Americans.

I forgot about that. Aside for that once incident, it was all natural selection for right leaning people.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Texas is literally 700,000 votes away from flipping. Arizona is blue. Georgia is blue. It is fucking over. It's done. There is no hope. You will never see the GOP as it has traditionally been known win again. It will become the party for Liberals, while the DNC will become the party of progressives, and any win the GOP gets from then on will look like an Obama administration. Any victory the DNC gets will make you wish for one.

We are fucked.

Trump won Arizona and Georgia last election they're swing states and Biden is on Twitter telling his base to stop shitflinging with Republicans. Biden isn't the 2nd coming of Stalin and will probably just be Bush but in blueberry flavor. Hell the commies are rioting because he won.