Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[MediocreMilt]

Can't wait to see how Diet Shasta plays into this.

I really hope it's not Kamala's drink of choice and yet the more I think about it, the more clearly I can see her drinking that shit.

 

[Coffee Druid]

This looks so fake holy shit.

And that's what, like a couple dozen ballots if being generous? Not going to do much unless there's hundreds of similar rocks.

Someone said it before, but mail in ballots you can't trace their origin are fishy as fuck.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, I had this weird thought about campaign finance reform last night. Maybe forcing something like 5% of campaign contributions should go to making sure elections aren't fucked to death. Just go super secure and transparent with everything, use that funding specifically to make sure the system in place works quickly and perfectly.

I was pretty drunk though and quickly came to the realization that money would immediately get shoved up someone's ass and would only make things worse.

But for one strange, quiet moment I thought a government program could work.

 

[FluorideHuffer]

My boomer uncle in Arizona has been filled with newfound hope for this election. It's kind of wholesome.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

So, anyway. The summary so far:

1. The media called Biden likely states immediately. Trump states being called is like pulling teeth.
2. Suddenly all reporting in contested states suddenly stop.
3. Biden comes out, says he's on track to winning.
4. A few hours later reporting restarts.
5. Suddenly Biden starts making up ground in all these contested states.
6. Now Bidens more popular with voters than Obama ever was.
7. Trump comes out and says this is bullshit.
8. Media calls him a loon.
9. Alex Jones was right about the 79 days of hell.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Would everyone please chill the fuck out over what was obviously going to happen to anyone paying attention over the past two months?

Jesus fucking christ. I mean, why the hell do you think the moon was on the front page yesterday?

Your posts on this thread make literally no difference on the outcome of the election. Just archive shit (AFTER VERIFYING IT'S VALIDITY, FUCK) and let it play out completely before you have your shitfits.

 

[Fapcop]

How fucking hilarious would it be, if the GOP manage to also win the House as well as holding the Senate but GEOTUS loses. Biden and Kamala guaranteed lame ducks for the first two years. Maybe Trump's minority outreach paid off for something.

The GOP in the House and Senate better treat Biden/Harris with the exact same contempt and sabotage that Trump was faced with from a Dem house.


Fucking stall everything and cry out for impeachment first chance they get.

I’m sure there’s plenty of dirt on Biden and China and Kamala too.

 

[axfaxf]

Good Christ, 88% turnout in WI? That can't be right, can it?

i saw ppl stating, thats a higher turnout than Belgium and then you just know its fake news

like Belgium was an actual country, lol

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I've only ever used digital ballot kiosks where I am. The idea of written ballots is weird, not to mention why every state or even county has a different method...

Same, and I've always voted in rural areas which makes it even weirder to me.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I love the smell of cope in the morning.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Rate me rainbows, boys. If (big if) Trump keeps PA, route to exactly 270 without NV or WI/MI?

edit: never mind, I screwed up Maine on 270towin. It would be either 268-270 or 269-269 (lol)

 

[Shqueefa]

https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/1323954575934738433

HOW DARE YOU NON-WHITES STEP OUT OF LINE

 

[FunPosting101]

A lot of copium huffing in this thread.

Ya'll need to lie back and relax, all that matters is the senate anymore honestly.

Nope, this isn't over until all the recounts and court cases are over.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Biden must win or america and the rest of the free world is doomed.

"Doomed" is a strong word. We made it through the Black Death, the Nazis trashing half of Europe, the Cold War and a bunch of other stuff. As stupid as a Trump win would be, it wouldn't be the end of civilization.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Rate me rainbows, boys. If (big if) Trump keeps PA, route to exactly 270 without NV or WI/MI?

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There's no path.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone else think the election was rigged to be as close as possible to create conflict

As conspiracy theorist as this seems it is hard to imagine this is accidental. This just happened? I am finding it hard to believe. This just happened naturally? Fucking bullshit.

 

[heh]

Yes they are required to keep them for this case specifically. There are many states that have auto recount laws if the vote is close. I expect a half dozen recounts at least. Not that it will change anything. The recount in WI 2016 netted Trump like 120 votes.

The Trump campaign seemed to be pretty optimistic on Arizona just a few hours ago, I'm guessing they have some kind of exit poll model that showed good promise. If the sharpie thing is big, it could be the reason for the gap. I am kind of pro Trump but I don't think the use of sharpies was necessarily malintentional.

 

[LUNEKO]

https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/1323954575934738433

HOW DARE YOU NON-WHITES STEP OUT OF LINE

The whips are out already? at least wait till the results are declared before re-activating the nigger whipper 5000 sheez

 

[Andrew Neiman]

6. Now Bidens more popular with voters than Obama ever was.

Trump is more unpopular with voters than Obama was popular.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Rate me rainbows, boys. If (big if) Trump keeps PA, route to exactly 270 without NV or WI/MI?

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I will shit myself laughing if Trump wins at 270.